Worst Times to Declare Your Love for Someone

You want to say those three little words to that special someone. Fine. But at these times?!

The Top Ten Worst Times to Declare Your Love for Someone

1 After your wedding (to someone else)

By that I mean declaring your love to someone other than the person you're supposed to have just married. Just a really dumb time

- Britgirl

2 During a funeral

Just wrong on so many levels. - Britgirl

3 While bursting through an office door, stark naked, with a rose between your teeth.

You would probably be arrested and put into a mental hospital. Or shot on the spot.

This is just mental; especially if you've burst through to a board meeting. - Britgirl

4 While commiting suicide

What's the point in that?! There's absolutely no future in your relationship. Just really dumb. - Britgirl

5 During the two minutes' silence

"I LOVE YOU! Ooh... Sorry, carry on." - Britgirl

6 While getting caught cheating on them

That would just be so bad. Stuck between two or more "girlfriends" who you say you love to one, then get beaten to a pulp by the others. Smooth. - PositronWildhawk

7 While at a nudist camp

Man, that would be creepy. I probably won't advise using TheTopTens to learn about this stuff. - PositronWildhawk

Way too many distractions. - Britgirl

8 While on the London Eye

I think this would actually be quite romantic! - PetSounds

"I love you, darling."
"What? Tsk. Don't bother me. Can't you see I'm looking at the amazing view? Tsk! " - Britgirl

9 While in a burger bar
10 In an email

No feeling there whatsoever. How do you know the sender isn't on the toilet at the time, scratching and yawning? Blimey! - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 When on global television

And now, news just in, Top Ten members PositronWildhawk and Britgirl have at last announced their engagement at last. Hooray we all say. And now, in other news...

Ooh, yeah, really funny. I mean, massive L.O.L. seriously, I've never laughed so hard in my life! - PositronWildhawk

I really did find that comment funny, I'm not just saying that. It was clever and well-placed. HOWEVER...we are real people you're referring to here, please show a little more respect for your fellow TopTenners. Thanks. - Britgirl

12 While at a rock concert

I love you WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Curti2594

13 While at a strip club
14 While yours and her exes are watching
15 During sex

This would be wonderfully romantic I think. Oh wait..maybe not. Not with all that sweat and...things... - Britgirl

It's just...not the way to go... - PositronWildhawk

16 While on TheTopTens

Don't be a fool, you crazy, crazy anonymous TopTenner! Tsk! - Britgirl


17 While in the bathroom
18 When she's naked in the shower
19 While as she is on the toilet
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