Top Ten Worst Times to Make a Top Tens ListBritgirl
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"He will be sadly missed. And now Britgirl would like to say a few words... Er, Britgirl? " - Britgirl
"Sorry, mate what was the question? Do I do what? Can it wait? I'm just finishing this top tens list." - Britgirl
Manager: "Okay, all I need you to do is... Johnson! Are you taking a selfie?
You: Psshh, no way. I'm making a top tens list, can this wait? - NerdyPweeps
I swear I was viewing my 'reasons why the chicken crossed the road' list while crossing the road. There was a pedestrian bridge though - styLIShT
"Hey, kid, watch out! I want to drive without hitting anyone! Why are you looking at your phone in the middle of the road?! "
"I'm sorry, sir, I'm making a top tens list." - redhawk766
"I wonder why my ribs feel like it's broken" and you go unconscious... (hit by a motorvehicle). - Kiteretsunu
Cashier: Ok so your total with tax comes to 29:9.. What the heck are you doing?
You: Oh me? Just making a top tens list. - topbesttopworst
If someone had the time and attention to detail but this is not a good idea! - Curti2594
(CRASH! ) Yes! I'm done with this list! - DogsUnleashed
Actually, I'm sure that a number of lists here were done while drunk. - PositronWildhawk
This list just won't look right. - Britgirl
Boss: Ok Albert You Earn A.. Never-mind.
You: I'm Sorry What? - topbesttopworst
I would do this. Why a bad time? Nice list! - keyson
Unless it's the London Underground - RickyReeves
I've made a list on a road trip before. - Minecraftcrazy530
OK, I confess. I have done this. But nobody knew who I was, and that was fine. - PositronWildhawk
I confess that I have done this several times - RickyReeves
I'm on the toilet right now!
Or run for a touchdown, depending on what sport you play. - hobbyadict
Coach: Why didn't take that pass and shoot?
You: I was making a Top Tens list of weird things that a coach could say during a game and I need some material. - hobbyadict
Coach: HIT THE BALL!
Me: No way, I'm busy making a TopTens list! - RockFashionista
I literally just made one 2 minutes ago! Funny how that works - AbduZine
Haha... I just added something to a list two minutes ago. Haha. - redhawk766
How does one make a top ten ASLEEP?
"Excuse me, you're asleep. Why are you doing something on your phone? "
"Get away from me, whoever you are who's in my dream. I have to make a top tens list." - redhawk766
This list would be f@ck@ing messed up.
"Honey, focus on me instead of the laptop" - RickyReeves
That's dumb. My computer will die underwater. - redhawk766
General: "To arms!... I said "to arms", not "to phones".
You: "I'm sorry to say this, sir, but the war can wait."
General: "What?! Why?! You want our country to fail?! "
You: "No. There's a top ten list to make."
Some stranger from the army: "Out of my way, kid. You'll die."
You: "Seriously? I'll die anyway, if I don't make this top tens list." - redhawk766
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2. At your wedding
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