Top Ten Worst Times to Need to Pee
Imagine, as you're walking down the aisle, you realize you didn't pee before you got all dressed up. Now you're stuck holding it for the next several hours.
This would absolutely suck. At the best part of the movie, you have to pee really bad.
I wouldn't want to pee on a nurse.
This is the absolute worst. Especially when the teacher won't let you go until the test is over!
This happens to me all of the time.
I know... The bathroom is downstairs of my room so it will be a long time.
Especially after a long hard day, no one wants to get back up from the bed to go pee.
Or worse, a LIVE Mario Kart race where you can't pause!
I think it's a long procession or something, so if you realize you have to pee at the beginning, you're stuck.
Oh man, that's my biggest fear. Smelly bathrooms with more than hundreds of people makes me feel not only claustrophobic but also germaphobic.
If I'm ever going to watch the ball drop in person, I'm going to wear diapers - no joke!
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Especially when rest areas are nasty.
I was on a 2-hour hiking tour with 10 other people and our guide. 30 minutes into the hike, I felt the urge. 1 hour in, I could tell I had a full bladder and I wished there was a ladies' restroom nearby (but there wasn't). 90 minutes in, I so needed to pee.
There were 2 porta-potties at the parking lot, 30 long minutes away. Somehow I managed to hold it. Everyone formed a line at the porta-potties, and I was third in line. My turn. As soon as I got in, I hurriedly dropped my jeans, hovered, and gushed pee for close to a minute. I couldn't believe how desperate I was to urinate, and it sure felt good to go.
Because if you really need to go in a lockdown, the killer would smell your pee! And you wouldn't want to get embarrassed, right? I mean, I peed my pants in class, but it's not worth the embarrassment. Trust me, not worth it!
You're reading the Wheel of Time, and it's in the middle of a battle, where you're turning pages and (if you're more like me) you have adrenaline rushing through you, worrying about whether the characters will survive or not. Suddenly, you feel the need to pee, but you NEED to know how the battle ends. Who dies, who lives, so you hold it, all in good fortune.
As you finish the chapter, you smile in triumph because the better side won, and only unnamed soldiers have died. You can then pee in happiness.