Top Ten Worst Times to Need to Pee

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The Top Ten

1 At your wedding

Imagine, as you're walking down the isle, you realize you didn't pee before you got all dressed up--now you're stuck holding it for the next several hours - mpgami

2 Right when something exciting in a movie is happening

This would absolutely suck. At the best part of the movie, you have to pee really bad - mpgami

3 At a funeral
4 While giving birth

I wouldn't want to pee on a nurse.

5 Right after the bell rings and the test starts

Especially if you have a strict teacher who doesn't let anyone move until everyone's finished with the test - mpgami

This is the absolute worst. Especially when the teacher won't let you go until the test is over!

Oh yeah so true, and than its hard to contencrace on the questions

6 Right after you've crawled into the top bunk and gotten all comfy in the blankets

Yeah always happens, I get all comfy 3 pillows and a soft blanket, but then I urgently need to pee - Catacorn

Especially after a long hard day, no one wants to get back up from the bed to go pee - mpgami

This happens to me all of the time. - Minecraftcrazy530

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7 As you're pulling out of the driveway to go to school
8 While in the middle of a MarioKart race V 2 Comments
9 At your coronation

I think it's a long procession or something, so if you realize you have to pee at the beginning, you're stuck - mpgami

10 While in the middle of a workout

The Contenders

11 In a crowded area with gross restrooms

Oh man, that's my biggest fear, smelly bathrooms with more than hundreds of people makes me feel not only claustrophobic, but also germaphobic.

12 While on a tour

There's is a restroom at tour bus in US - SpencerJC

13 Whilst in an exciting part of a book

You're reading the Wheel of Time, and it's in the middle of a battle, where you're turning pages and (if you're more like me) you have Adrenalin rushing through you, worrying about whether the characters will survive or not. Suddenly, you feel the need to pee, but you NEED to know how the battle ends. Who dies, who lives, so you hold it, all in good fortune. As you finish the chapter, you smile in triumph because the better side won, and only unnamed soldiers have died. You can then pee in happiness. - Merilille

This one is stupid you can put down a book for 5 seconds

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14 The middle of a road trip
15 At school
16 Outside were everyone can see
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