Top Ten Worst Times to Need to Pee

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The Top Ten

1 At your wedding

Imagine, as you're walking down the isle, you realize you didn't pee before you got all dressed up--now you're stuck holding it for the next several hours - mpgami

2 At a funeral
3 Right when something exciting in a movie is happening

This would absolutely suck. At the best part of the movie, you have to pee really bad - mpgami

4 While giving birth

I wouldn't want to pee on a nurse.

5 Right after the bell rings and the test starts

Especially if you have a strict teacher who doesn't let anyone move until everyone's finished with the test - mpgami

This is the absolute worst. Especially when the teacher won't let you go until the test is over!

Oh yeah so true, and than its hard to contencrace on the questions

6 As you're pulling out of the driveway to go to school
7 Right after you've crawled into the top bunk and gotten all comfy in the blankets

Especially after a long hard day, no one wants to get back up from the bed to go pee - mpgami

This happens to me all of the time. - Minecraftcrazy530

I know.. The bathroom is downstairs of my room so it will bw a long time - FerrariDude64

Ugggh! I absolutely HATE when this happens to me! (Which is all the time.) - RockFashionista

8 While in the middle of a MarioKart race

This is dumb. You can pause a game for like 5 seconds

I held it for a week bu t it just came out like a river

YES

9 At your coronation

I think it's a long procession or something, so if you realize you have to pee at the beginning, you're stuck - mpgami

10 While in the middle of a workout

The Contenders

11 While on a tour

Asian tour buses have bathrooms in them but my parents don't want me to use them because I was told that they smell bad

12 At school

Stupid “no bathroom breaks” allowed policy! >:(

13 Whilst in an exciting part of a book

You're reading the Wheel of Time, and it's in the middle of a battle, where you're turning pages and (if you're more like me) you have Adrenalin rushing through you, worrying about whether the characters will survive or not. Suddenly, you feel the need to pee, but you NEED to know how the battle ends. Who dies, who lives, so you hold it, all in good fortune. As you finish the chapter, you smile in triumph because the better side won, and only unnamed soldiers have died. You can then pee in happiness. - Merilille

This one is stupid you can put down a book for 5 seconds

Why not just read the book on the toilet? - ItsPisces

14 In a crowded area with gross restrooms

If I'm ever going to watch the ball drop in person, I'm going to wear diapers no joke!

Oh man, that's my biggest fear, smelly bathrooms with more than hundreds of people makes me feel not only claustrophobic, but also germaphobic.

15 The middle of a road trip

Especially when rest areas are nasty.

16 On exam

No bathroom breaks during exams

17 Outside were everyone can see
18 While watching a good Spongebob Squarepants episode
19 During a fire drill at school

If your school has a forest/wooded area nearby, go there and secretly pee there. Problem solved

20 In an emergency

Especially a fire

21 In a city

Hardly any public restrooms there. I found some at the Port Authorty bus terminal, Macy’s Herald Square, and Rockefeller Center

22 While waiting in line for a ride

You’ll have to go to the end of the line afterwards

23 While on a ride

If it’s a roller coaster then you may pee yourself while riding it

24 When your sibling is in the bathroom

Whenever my sister is in the bathroom she won’t let me use the toilet at all

25 5 seconds after you just peed

Overactive bladder maybe?

26 When your mom is in the bathroom

Like my sister my mom won't let me pee if she's in the bathroom

27 During sex and it's not something they have as a kink

It sucks lol - Masochismismagic

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