Top Ten Worst Times to Need to Pee

The Top Ten Worst Times to Need to Pee

1 At your wedding

The worst time to pee your pants

Imagine, as you're walking down the isle, you realize you didn't pee before you got all dressed up--now you're stuck holding it for the next several hours - mpgami

2 Right when something exciting in a movie is happening

Happened to me once...

This would absolutely suck. At the best part of the movie, you have to pee really bad - mpgami

3 At a funeral
4 While giving birth

I wouldn't want to pee on a nurse.

5 Right after the bell rings and the test starts

Especially if you have a strict teacher who doesn't let anyone move until everyone's finished with the test - mpgami

This is the absolute worst. Especially when the teacher won't let you go until the test is over!

Oh yeah so true, and than its hard to contencrace on the questions

6 As you're pulling out of the driveway to go to school
7 Right after you've crawled into the top bunk and gotten all comfy in the blankets

Especially after a long hard day, no one wants to get back up from the bed to go pee - mpgami

This happens to me all of the time. - Minecraftcrazy530

I know.. The bathroom is downstairs of my room so it will bw a long time - FerrariDude64

Ugggh! I absolutely HATE when this happens to me! (Which is all the time.) - RockFashionista

8 While in the middle of a MarioKart race

This is dumb. You can pause a game for like 5 seconds

I held it for a week bu t it just came out like a river


9 At your coronation

I think it's a long procession or something, so if you realize you have to pee at the beginning, you're stuck - mpgami

10 While in the middle of a workout

This is stupid you can take a break to pee. Overexercising isn't good for the body anyway.

The Contenders

11 While on a tour

I was on a 2 hour hiking tour with 10 other people and our guide. 30 minutes into the hike I felt the urge. 1 hour in and I could tell I had a full bladder and I wished there was a ladies restroom nearby (but there wasn't). 90 minutes and I so needed to pee. There were 2 portapotties at the parking lot, 30 long minutes away. Somehow I managed to hold it. Everyone formed a line at the portapotties, and I was third in line. My turn. As soon as I got in I hurriedly dropped my jeans, hovered, and gushed pee for close to a minute. I couldn't believe how desperate I was to urinate, and it sure felt good to go.

Asian tour buses have bathrooms in them but my parents don't want me to use them because I was told that they smell bad

12 At school

My special ed teacher want to yell at me whenever I asked that question autistic me autism

Stupid “no bathroom breaks” allowed policy! >:(

13 In a crowded area with gross restrooms

If I'm ever going to watch the ball drop in person, I'm going to wear diapers no joke!

Oh man, that's my biggest fear, smelly bathrooms with more than hundreds of people makes me feel not only claustrophobic, but also germaphobic.

14 Whilst in an exciting part of a book

You're reading the Wheel of Time, and it's in the middle of a battle, where you're turning pages and (if you're more like me) you have Adrenalin rushing through you, worrying about whether the characters will survive or not. Suddenly, you feel the need to pee, but you NEED to know how the battle ends. Who dies, who lives, so you hold it, all in good fortune. As you finish the chapter, you smile in triumph because the better side won, and only unnamed soldiers have died. You can then pee in happiness. - Merilille

This one is stupid you can put down a book for 5 seconds

15 The middle of a road trip

Especially when rest areas are nasty.

16 On exam

No bathroom breaks during exams

17 During sex and it's not something they have as a kink

It sucks lol - Masochismismagic

18 When the teacher is yelling at the entire class
19 Outside were everyone can see
20 While watching a good Spongebob Squarepants episode
21 During a fire drill at school

If your school has a forest/wooded area nearby, go there and secretly pee there. Problem solved

22 In an emergency

I don't care about peeing in mah pants if mah life is in danger! id just pee all over mah self.

Especially a fire

23 In a city

Hardly any public restrooms there. I found some at the Port Authorty bus terminal, Macy’s Herald Square, and Rockefeller Center

24 While waiting in line for a ride

You’ll have to go to the end of the line afterwards

25 While on a ride

If it’s a roller coaster then you may pee yourself while riding it

26 When your sibling is in the bathroom

Whenever my sister is in the bathroom she won’t let me use the toilet at all

27 5 seconds after you just peed

Overactive bladder maybe?

28 When your mom is in the bathroom

Like my sister my mom won't let me pee if she's in the bathroom

29 When all the bathrooms are occupied during a family party
30 When your toilet is clogged
31 When getting arrested
32 When getting detention
33 When getting a spanking

Just pee on the person that's spanking you. Sweet revenge! >

34 When you get a ticket
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