Top Ten Worst Times and Places to Be Severely Drunk
Fudge the future child I am going to drink alcohol to see how many faith in humanity I can break
That's as bad as a planetary collision
That would be bad to drink while pregnant and give birth while drunk
"Wah?! What the?! Help! "
"Ish shish the plashe for drunksh? Cool! "
That would be bad to be drunk at your wedding, I wouldn't if I got married in the future
You can get the patient drunk too and see what happens.
That would be bad to be drunk at a job interview you probably wouldn't get hired
He/She will dump you. Nobody wants to be in a realationship where they know the person will be drunk 50% of the time.
You can get both of you drunk and see what happens
That would be bad then maybe your girl friend or boy friend would end the date early
That happens to most people when they drive drunk
That would be really bad to drive drunk, I would never drive drunk if I ever did drink in the future
The concept of evolution is simple. When Charles Darwin went to the Galapagos Islands, he {vomits loudly} uh uh uhh where am I? {falls of stage} Ow! Mommy are you there?
Imagine the reaction of the scientific community.
That would be bad then you would probably would mess up the words
A crane would probably be the worst.
Jeff: Hey Dale
ISIS soldier: Dia Dia Dia! Allahu Akbar!
Jeff: Dale stop speaking Spanish!
*explodes*
Your drunk next thing you know your dead