Top Ten Worst Times and Places to Have a FuneralTurkeyasylum
The Top Ten
You know, honey, that baby is gonna be in a coffin similar to the one Steven's in in about 80 years... give or take. - Turkeyasylum
Drunken person: Hey, is that a dead body?
Other drunken person: I'm gonna take a selfie with him!
People attending funeral: Make sure you don't lock yourself in that... (person locks themselves in coffin) coffin. - Turkeyasylum
Have room for more in that coffin? - Turkeyasylum
I'm pretty sure you'll need more than one coffin if this is the case - OriginalVisionary
One of the best times of your life, combined with one of the worst. - Turkeyasylum
"Do you, (insert name), take this woman to be your wife 'til death do you part? "
"Excuse me! This man divorced twice in his life, so show some respect! " - PositronWildhawk
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2. A night club at 10:00 at night
3. While the funeral home is burning down