Top Ten Worst Times and Places to Have a Party

The Top Ten
1 The Date of Your Death

I SO agree, PWhawk! I vote for this, not only because it's true, but because I've experienced it before. I was having an awesome party with my friends in the Sahara Dessert when I died. My friends got scared. My best friend started laughing like crazy. A boy exclaimed, 'Let's make this party his funeral! Come on, let's make his funeral fun! ' At last I got so fed up that I got alive again. I can assure you, netDudes, that dying was not an entertaining experience for me.

You are having a good time partying with your friends, when suddenly, you drop dead. Everyone starts gasping, before eventually weeping. A happy event has been turned into a sad one because you just died at the most unexpected time.

A few days later, your friends are at the church, giving your funeral, promising never to party again in fear of dying at said party, just like you did.

Just like Sparkling Cyanide! Because everyone is slightly under the influence, a party is always a marvelous spot for a murder... Not that I have any experience.

I would totally party on the day of my death because I would just be so happy I was going to die, I'M FREE!

2 At a Funeral

"He was such a noble man..."
Relatives sob.
"Such a priceless personality..."
Relatives moan.
"What love! What humanity..."
Relatives lose their grip and wail like banshees.
"And what pleasure he gave us! And - dash it all, I'm sick of this melodramatic crap. Bring out the disco lights, chaps! "

Actually, in New Orleans Style funerals, the jazz band plays cheerful songs at the end, celebrating the person's life.

And if is the funeral of Justin Bieber or nicki minaj?

It's the best time if it's Justin Bieber's funeral!

3 During an Operation

I don't know why none have written a comment on this entertaining item. Imagine someone doing this during his operation and the doctor says,"Sorry, we ran out of Pain-killers."

OK, wouldn't be good!

"um, could I have my surgical knife from slicing your kidney open back now? "

4 Halloween

You get lots of treats and then hundreds of children take them from you!

5 In an Exam

One would be easily distracted.

You can sure say that again, PWhawk!

6 April Fool's Day

My birthday literally is this day when my dad told my grandma she totally thought he was Messing with her.

If it was your birthday, nobody would believe you!

Laugh out loud it is my B-DAY too

Luckily, my bday is the DAY AFTER.

7 Remembrance Day

The celebration will have a two minute interval.

8 In Court

Love the idea! Although it may be short lived with all the "Silence in court! " demands! Haha!
It's very nearly happened though : )

Judge: silence that is no funny I wanna/want to sentence you to the death penalty kill ye very angry 😡 for ya in trouble why did you spank/burn henry he is killed

9 During Sex

What who would have sex during a party in front of everyone.

I accidentally invited my ex-girlfriend. Help me.

Surprise! Good God I started laughing at this

Did you invite all of the family?

10 In a Waiting Room

This is the best place. Something exciting will actually happen there. It would be less freaking boring

The Contenders
11 On an Operating Table

I guess this ties in with #2. Oops.

12 Lindsay Lohan's House
13 Justin Beiber's House

Trash the house and plunder Bieber's wealth. While we're at it, let's kill Bieber!

What if it was a metal party?

14 When you're stranded all alone in the Pacific ocean and you have as companions a chimp, a tiger, and a zebra.

Yeah! I'm gonna eat pineapples while riding on a chimp that is tickling a tiger that is riding a zebra!

15 On a Busy Railroad

Most likely a train will crash the party.

Talk about crashing the party.

It will LITERALLY crash the party

16 In a Police Car

Me: *Me outside* HIT THE LIGHTS! *disco music plays* GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND SHOUT WHOOP WHOOP!
Police Car: WHOOP WHOOP!
Policemen: Your under arrest. FOR HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!
Me: OHHH!
Policemen: Seriously, your under arrest. For partying outside.
Me: Aw man.

17 In an Ambulance
18 In the Desert

I wouldn’t mind partying in Vegas!

19 At School

This depends on the teachers and their rules. Most of the class parties in my high school let students eat unlimited food. However the special ed teacher won't allow students to eat unlimited food

Seriously, at school learning?

20 In Front of a Police Station

Police: you are under arrest that means you have the right to remain silent for what you say in court will be used against you in a court of law you have a right to an attorney if you cannot afford one an attorney will be provided for you do you understand the rights I read you! Me:partying is okay

21 In Jail

The last place to end up

22 When trying to land a plane safely into water

Water, if hit with a high speed, is like hitting concrete

23 In a Library
24 In a bathroom
25 Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

Come on, Kids! Let's ditch Chuck E Cheese and go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!

Agreed it's a haunted pizzaria

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