Top Ten Worst Times and Places to Have a Party
The Top Ten
I SO agree, PWhawk! I vote for this, not only because it's true, but because I've experienced it before. I was having an awesome party with my friends in the Sahara Dessert when I died. My friends got scared. My best friend started laughing like crazy. A boy exclaimed, 'Let's make this party his funeral! Come on, let's make his funeral fun! ' At last I got so fed up that I got alive again. I can assure you, netDudes, that dying was not an entertaining experience for me.
You are having a good time partying with your friends, when suddenly, you drop dead. Everyone starts gasping, before eventually weeping. A happy event has been turned into a sad one because you just died at the most unexpected time.
A few days later, your friends are at the church, giving your funeral, promising never to party again in fear of dying at said party, just like you did.
Just like Sparkling Cyanide! Because everyone is slightly under the influence, a party is always a marvelous spot for a murder... Not that I have any experience.
Are you kidding? I would love to have a party for everyone when I die! I'll invite my closest friends! AND EVERYONE ON THIS SITE!
"He was such a noble man..."
"Such a priceless personality..."
"What love! What humanity..."
Relatives lose their grip and wail like banshees.
"And what pleasure he gave us! And - dash it all, I'm sick of this melodramatic crap. Bring out the disco lights, chaps! "
Actually, in New Orleans Style funerals, the jazz band plays cheerful songs at the end, celebrating the person's life.
And if is the funeral of Justin Bieber or nicki minaj?
To be honest, that would be quite awkward.
"um, could I have my surgical knife from slicing your kidney open back now? " - yolo2346
OK, wouldn't be good! - HezarioSeth
I don't know why none have written a comment on this entertaining item. Imagine someone doing this during his operation and the doctor says,"Sorry, we ran out of Pain-killers." - Kiteretsunu
You get lots of treats and then hundreds of children take them from you! - PositronWildhawk
One would be easily distracted. - PositronWildhawk
You can sure say that again, PWhawk! - HezarioSeth
Luckily, my bday is the DAY AFTER.
My birthday literally is this day when my dad told my grandma she totally thought he was Messing with her. - happyhappyjoyjoy
If it was your birthday, nobody would believe you! - PositronWildhawk
Laugh out loud it is my B-DAY too - hockeykid58
The celebration will have a two minute interval. - PositronWildhawk
Judge: silence that is no funny I wanna/want to sentence you to the death penalty kill ye very angry 😡 for ya in trouble why did you spank/burn henry he is killed
Love the idea! Although it may be short lived with all the "Silence in court! " demands! Haha!
It's very nearly happened though : ) - Britgirl
What who would have sex during a party in front of everyone. - theDj7121
Did you invite all of the family? - PositronWildhawk
I accidentally invited my ex-girlfriend. Help me.
Surprise! Good God I started laughing at this - MoldySock
This is the best place. Something exciting will actually happen there. It would be less freaking boring
I guess this ties in with #2. Oops. - PositronWildhawk
What if it was a metal party?
Trash the house and plunder Bieber's wealth. While we're at it, let's kill Bieber!
Yeah! I'm gonna eat pineapples while riding on a chimp that is tickling a tiger that is riding a zebra! - ethanmeinster
Most likely a train will crash the party. - InvaderRailfanPokeNerd578
It will LITERALLY crash the party
Talk about crashing the party. - Thatgirl
Me: *Me outside* HIT THE LIGHTS! *disco music plays* GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND SHOUT WHOOP WHOOP!
Police Car: WHOOP WHOOP!
Policemen: Your under arrest. FOR HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!
Policemen: Seriously, your under arrest. For partying outside.
Me: Aw man. - AaronCoolness
I wouldn’t mind partying in Vegas!
This depends on the teachers and their rules. Most of the class parties in my high school let students eat unlimited food. However the special ed teacher won't allow students to eat unlimited food
Seriously, at school learning?
Police: you are under arrest that means you have the right to remain silent for what you say in court will be used against you in a court of law you have a right to an attorney if you cannot afford one an attorney will be provided for you do you understand the rights I read you! Me:partying is okay
The last place to end up
Water, if hit with a high speed, is like hitting concrete
Agreed it's a haunted pizzaria
Come on, Kids! Let's ditch Chuck E Cheese and go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! - AaronCoolness