Top Ten Worst Times and Places to Have a Party

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 The Date of Your Death

I SO agree, PWhawk! I vote for this, not only because it's true, but because I've experienced it before. I was having an awesome party with my friends in the Sahara Dessert when I died. My friends got scared. My best friend started laughing like crazy. A boy exclaimed, 'Let's make this party his funeral! Come on, let's make his funeral fun! ' At last I got so fed up that I got alive again. I can assure you, netDudes, that dying was not an entertaining experience for me. - HezarioSeth

You are having a good time partying with your friends, when suddenly, you drop dead. Everyone starts gasping, before eventually weeping. A happy event has been turned into a sad one because you just died at the most unexpected time.

A few days later, your friends are at the church, giving your funeral, promising never to party again in fear of dying at said party, just like you did.

Just like Sparkling Cyanide! Because everyone is slightly under the influence, a party is always a marvelous spot for a murder... Not that I have any experience. - beatles

Well... This is depressing. Well better to party away then than never ya know? - OriginalVisionary

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2 At a Funeral

"He was such a noble man..."
Relatives sob.
"Such a priceless personality..."
Relatives moan.
"What love! What humanity..."
Relatives lose their grip and wail like banshees.
"And what pleasure he gave us! And - dash it all, I'm sick of this melodramatic crap. Bring out the disco lights, chaps! " - HezarioSeth

Actually, in New Orleans Style funerals, the jazz band plays cheerful songs at the end, celebrating the person's life. - ethanmeinster

And if is the funeral of Justin Bieber or nicki minaj?

It's the best time if it's Justin Bieber's funeral!

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3 During an Operation

"um, could I have my surgical knife from slicing your kidney open back now? " - yolo2346

OK, wouldn't be good! - HezarioSeth

I don't know why none have written a comment on this entertaining item. Imagine someone doing this during his operation and the doctor says,"Sorry, we ran out of Pain-killers." - Kiteretsunu

4 Halloween

You get lots of treats and then hundreds of children take them from you! - PositronWildhawk

5 In an Exam

One would be easily distracted. - PositronWildhawk

You can sure say that again, PWhawk! - HezarioSeth

6 April Fool's Day

My birthday literally is this day when my dad told my grandma she totally thought he was Messing with her. - happyhappyjoyjoy

If it was your birthday, nobody would believe you! - PositronWildhawk

Laugh out loud it is my B-DAY too - hockeykid58

7 Remembrance Day

The celebration will have a two minute interval. - PositronWildhawk

8 In Court

Love the idea! Although it may be short lived with all the "Silence in court! " demands! Haha!
It's very nearly happened though : ) - Britgirl

9 During Sex

What who would have sex during a party in front of everyone. - theDj7121

Did you invite all of the family? - PositronWildhawk

I accidentally invited my ex-girlfriend. Help me.

Oh Yeah Yeah Hey Buddy Great Part-Oh I'm Not Gay But Nice Penis - topbesttopworst

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10 In a Waiting Room

The Contenders

11 On an Operating Table

I guess this ties in with #2. Oops. - PositronWildhawk

12 Lindsay Lohan's House

Lol - micahisthebest

13 Justin Beiber's House

What if it was a metal party?

Trash the house and plunder Bieber's wealth. While we're at it, let's kill Bieber!

14 On a Busy Railroad

Most likely a train will crash the party. - InvaderRailfanPokeNerd578

It will LITERALLY crash the party

Talk about crashing the party. - Thatgirl

15 In a Police Car

Me: *Me outside* HIT THE LIGHTS! *disco music plays* GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND SHOUT WHOOP WHOOP!
Police Car: WHOOP WHOOP!
Policemen: Your under arrest. FOR HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!
Me: OHHH!
Policemen: Seriously, your under arrest. For partying outside.
Me: Aw man. - AaronCoolness

16 In an Ambulance
17 When you're stranded all alone in the Pacific ocean and you have as companions a chimp, a tiger, and a zebra.

Yeah! I'm gonna eat pineapples while riding on a chimp that is tickling a tiger that is riding a zebra! - ethanmeinster

18 In the Desert

I wouldn’t mind partying in Vegas!

19 At School

This depends on the teachers and their rules. Most of the class parties in my high school let students eat unlimited food. However the special ed teacher won't allow students to eat unlimited food

Seriously, at school learning?

20 When trying to land a plane safely into water

Water, if hit with a high speed, is like hitting concrete

21 In a Library
22 In a bathroom
23 Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

Agreed it's a haunted pizzaria

Come on, Kids! Let's ditch Chuck E Cheese and go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! - AaronCoolness

24 At a Satanic Church

Good luck meeting Anton LaVey.

25 A Serial Killer's House
26 In a Landmine Site
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