Top Ten Worst Times and Places to Have a PartyPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
I SO agree, PWhawk! I vote for this, not only because it's true, but because I've experienced it before. I was having an awesome party with my friends in the Sahara Dessert when I died. My friends got scared. My best friend started laughing like crazy. A boy exclaimed, 'Let's make this party his funeral! Come on, let's make his funeral fun! ' At last I got so fed up that I got alive again. I can assure you, netDudes, that dying was not an entertaining experience for me. - HezarioSeth
You are having a good time partying with your friends, when suddenly, you drop dead. Everyone starts gasping, before eventually weeping. A happy event has been turned into a sad one because you just died at the most unexpected time.
A few days later, your friends are at the church, giving your funeral, promising never to party again in fear of dying at said party, just like you did.
Just like Sparkling Cyanide! Because everyone is slightly under the influence, a party is always a marvelous spot for a murder... Not that I have any experience. - beatles
Well... This is depressing. Well better to party away then than never ya know? - OriginalVisionaryV 2 Comments
"He was such a noble man..."
"Such a priceless personality..."
"What love! What humanity..."
Relatives lose their grip and wail like banshees.
"And what pleasure he gave us! And - dash it all, I'm sick of this melodramatic crap. Bring out the disco lights, chaps! " - HezarioSeth
Actually, in New Orleans Style funerals, the jazz band plays cheerful songs at the end, celebrating the person's life. - ethanmeinster
And if is the funeral of Justin Bieber or nicki minaj?
It's the best time if it's Justin Bieber's funeral!V 1 Comment
"um, could I have my surgical knife from slicing your kidney open back now? " - yolo2346V 2 Comments
You get lots of treats and then hundreds of children take them from you! - PositronWildhawk
One would be easily distracted. - PositronWildhawk
You can sure say that again, PWhawk! - HezarioSeth
My birthday literally is this day when my dad told my grandma she totally thought he was Messing with her. - happyhappyjoyjoy
If it was your birthday, nobody would believe you! - PositronWildhawk
Laugh out loud it is my B-DAY too - hockeykid58
The celebration will have a two minute interval. - PositronWildhawk
Love the idea! Although it may be short lived with all the "Silence in court! " demands! Haha!
It's very nearly happened though : ) - Britgirl
What who would have sex during a party in front of everyone. - theDj7121
Did you invite all of the family? - PositronWildhawk
I accidentally invited my ex-girlfriend. Help me.
Surprise! Good God I started laughing at this - MoldySockV 1 Comment
I guess this ties in with #2. Oops. - PositronWildhawk
Lol - micahisthebest
Most likely a train will crash the party. - InvaderRailfanPokeNerd578
It will LITERALLY crash the partyV 1 Comment
Yeah! I'm gonna eat pineapples while riding on a chimp that is tickling a tiger that is riding a zebra! - ethanmeinster
Water, if hit with a high speed, is like hitting concrete
Related ListsTop Ten Weirdest Times and Places to Start Laughing Hysterically Top Ten Weirdest Times/Places to Masturbate Top 10 Craziest Times or Places to Dance Top Ten Best Times and Places to Do the Mannequin Challenge Top Ten Places or Times to Travel In the Past to If You Had a Time Machine
3 years, 337 days old
2. During an Operation