Worst Times and Places to Need the Toilet

The Top Ten

In an Interview

You'd agree to work for nothing to get out of there.

In Bed

You're warm, contented, sleepy... And then...

Thxs a lot body you ruined this moment now I'll never feel quite that Cozy again!

On a Bus

I remember about 3 times I had to go badly when on the bus, luckly I never had an accident - trains45

Motor coaches have bathrooms, but my parents don't let me use them. They say they smell and are unsanitary

In a Long Queue

And then the line is even longer when you come back.

This is why some popular rides have mid-queue toilets

In the Theatre

I watched star wars episode 9 and I missed the last 2 minutes of the movie going to the bathroom I came back and it was over, I was really disappointed to miss the ending I will have to watch it again to see the ending

It sucks when it at a good part, especially if you went before the ending and came back when the credits were on screen I would be disappointed to miss the ending - trains45

Well, what you were expecting to see a good part of a movie and suddenly you have to go to the bathroom but when you come back, you miss it. - JoeBoi

I once drank a full 20 ounces of water in the first half hour of The Hobbit: An Unexpectes Journey. Of course, the bloody thing was three hours long! I kept thinking, "It's got to end..." and it didn't! Let's just say I was in quite a bit of pain for all of the action sequences in the mountains (Which, by the way, were absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable. I have NO idea why they were added to the film, as Tolkien had no such thing in the book. ) and the riddle game.
Sorry about my brief rant. I got off track. - PetSounds

On Stage

Ha ha! I know the feeling. This happened to me today! It's especially bad when you're performing a LONG play like Hamlet- which I did today!

And it's quite the most common time! - keyson

In Mid-Conversation

Especially if you're with someone boring who talks too much. - Britgirl

When I was a young teen I was forced to listen to the 2+ hour long boring lectures and the person who was speaking to me would not let me use the bathroom in the middle of it, even if it was an emergency! >:(

In a Broken Lift

That would be the worst I would be worried to have an accident - trains45

I do not EVER want this to happen to me. Why must I suffer? - PositronWildhawk

Man stuck in elevator for 40 hours with diarrhea

Floating Through Space

"maybe I can cut this cord for no reason" maybe you'll discover an alien toilet. - yolo2346

At Your Wedding

It is the worst place because everyone is waiting for your big moment

The Contenders

In Someone Else's House

Once at a family party I had to use the toilet but it was occupied by another guest. there was another one in the basement so I used that one instead. While downstairs someone locked the basement door and I ended up being stuck in the basement for about 10 -15 minutes.

You feel terrible haha - Curti2594

This is so awkward and embarassing but unavoidable. - Britgirl

In an Action Movie Film Shoot

En garde! Oh, wait I just gotta use the can.

During Sex

You should have prepared for it!

Then
You walk in on someone

While Swimming

The gross thing is the fact that 40% of swimmers have admitted to relieving themselves in pools. One reason why I don't swim. Knowing that! - PositronWildhawk

On a Airplane

Why is this on the list? Airplanes have bathrooms idiot.

Only if it's experiencing turbulence.

On a Long Car Trip

This is always the worst when you have to go to the bathroom during a car trip - trains45

Well, that shouldn't be a problem if you're a guy. You can just pull over and go behind a tree or a bush.
If you're a girl, then yes, it sucks.

At School

If I have to crap at school I will not go I will go when I get home

@mayamanga-no, the reason is because a lot of teachers will not allow their students to use the restroom during class, even if it's an emergency.

Schools have strict toilet policies, AND I HATE THIS! What if you’re a teenage girl in middle or high school and it’s that time of the month? You would be sitting in your own blood for hours! Gross and unhygienic!

On a Toilet

When I was 2 would rather poop in a diaper than in a toilet

This really pisses me off. HALP

Ikr diapers r so much better

Asking a Girl Out

Hey would you like to *farts*
Girl: ew! *runs away like a deer escaping from a tiger*

In a Dressing Room
In a Police Car

But you will need to litter a soda bottle first

Ha ha

During a Huge Exam
Buried in the Sand at the Beach

Just pee in the sand. No one will know

When the Toilet is Clogged

This the worst, way worse when it overflows - trains45

During a Fire Drill at School

This happened to me once when there was a fire alarm lucky I didn't have an accident - trains45

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