Worst Times and Places to Need the Toilet


The Top Ten

1 In an Interview

Well if you guys were brilliant like me, you would wear diapers. Thus, this problem disappears.

You'd agree to work for nothing to get out of there. - Britgirl

2 In Bed

You're warm, contented, sleepy... And then... - Britgirl

I get up and go to the bathroom. I have never wet the bed.

I never have to go to the bathroom in bed... - Minecraftcrazy530

Thxs a lot body you ruined this moment now I'll never feel quite that Cozy again! - Curti2594

3 In a Long Queue

And then the line is even longer when you come back.

4 On a Bus

Motor coaches have bathrooms, but my parents don't let me use them. They say they smell and are unsanitary

5 On Stage

Ha ha! I know the feeling. This happened to me today! It's especially bad when you're performing a LONG play like Hamlet- which I did today!

And it's quite the most common time! - keyson

6 Floating Through Space

"maybe I can cut this cord for no reason" maybe you'll discover an alien toilet. - yolo2346

7 At Your Wedding

It is the worst place because everyone is waiting for your big moment

8 In Mid-Conversation

Especially if you're with someone boring who talks too much. - Britgirl

When I was a young teen I was forced to listen to the 2+ hour long boring lectures and the person who was speaking to me would not let me use the bathroom in the middle of it, even if it was an emergency! >:(

9 In the Theatre

I once drank a full 20 ounces of water in the first half hour of The Hobbit: An Unexpectes Journey. Of course, the bloody thing was three hours long! I kept thinking, "It's got to end..." and it didn't! Let's just say I was in quite a bit of pain for all of the action sequences in the mountains (Which, by the way, were absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable. I have NO idea why they were added to the film, as Tolkien had no such thing in the book. ) and the riddle game.
Sorry about my brief rant. I got off track. - PetSounds

10 In Someone Else's House

You feel terrible haha - Curti2594

This is so awkward and embarassing but unavoidable. - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 In an Action Movie Film Shoot

En garde! Oh, wait I just gotta use the can.

12 During Sex

You should have prepared for it!

You walk in on someone

13 While Swimming

The gross thing is the fact that 40% of swimmers have admitted to relieving themselves in pools. One reason why I don't swim. Knowing that! - PositronWildhawk

14 In a Broken Lift

I do not EVER want this to happen to me. Why must I suffer? - PositronWildhawk

15 On a Toilet

This really pisses me off. HALP

Ikr diapers r so much better

16 At School

If I have to crap at school I will not go I will go when I get home

Why? Are you scared to use the bathroom at school? - mayamanga

Schools have strict toilet policies, AND I HATE THIS! What if you’re a teenage girl in middle or high school and it’s that time of the month? You would be sitting in your own blood for hours! Gross and unhygienic!

17 Asking a Girl Out
18 In a Dressing Room
19 During a Huge Exam
20 On a Airplane

Why is this on the list? Airplanes have bathrooms idiot.

21 Buried in the Sand at the Beach

Just pee in the sand. No one will know

22 When Skydiving

Now I know where the expression" I'm so excited I'm going to pee! " comes from.

What if you peed your pants?... - funnyuser

23 On a Long Car Trip

Well, that shouldn't be a problem if you're a guy. You can just pull over and go behind a tree or a bush.
If you're a girl, then yes, it sucks.

24 In the 1950s

How is this possible? - nintendofan126

25 In a Police Car

But you will need to litter a soda bottle first

26 When Bungee Jumping
27 In Gridlock
28 While Trapped in a Box
29 At a Gas Station

At a chevron in Athens the restroom looked like a sewer
Spilled in there

30 On Godzilla
31 In the Hunger Games
32 During Nude Yoga
33 During a Funeral's Silence
34 While Getting Surgery
35 During a Meeting
36 During Class

Teachers won’t let you go, even if it’s an emergency. This is why I think that wearing diapers to school should be allowed.

37 At a Concert
38 In a Large City

Once my family went to NYC and just before entering midtown Manhattan I had to use the restroom and we ended up parking near the Port Authority Bus Terminal so I could go.

Also once my dad and I were in Boston and he had to use the restroom so we went to a McDonald’s, but it had a “restrooms are for paying customers only” policy so we had to buy gross coffee so he could go.

39 In Times Square on New Year’s Eve

This is why people wear diapers there

40 In Vegas on New Year’s Eve

People do weird stuff there, so wearing diapers should be normal

41 When the Bathroom is Occupied

My sister and mom won’t let me use the toilet if they are in the bathroom

42 5 Seconds After You Just Peed
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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. Floating Through Space
2. In Mid-Conversation
3. At Your Wedding
1. In an Interview
2. In Bed
3. On a Bus
1. During Sex
2. Asking a Girl Out
3. At Your Wedding


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