Worst Times and Places to Need the Toilet

The Top Ten Worst Times and Places to Need the Toilet

1 In an Interview

You'd agree to work for nothing to get out of there. - Britgirl

Well if you guys were brilliant like me, you would wear diapers. Thus, this problem disappears.

2 In Bed

You're warm, contented, sleepy... And then... - Britgirl

I get up and go to the bathroom. I have never wet the bed.

I never have to go to the bathroom in bed... - Minecraftcrazy530

Thxs a lot body you ruined this moment now I'll never feel quite that Cozy again! - Curti2594

3 On a Bus

I remember about 3 times I had to go badly when on the bus, luckly I never had an accident - trains45

Motor coaches have bathrooms, but my parents don't let me use them. They say they smell and are unsanitary

4 In a Long Queue

And then the line is even longer when you come back.

5 In the Theatre

I watched star wars episode 9 and I missed the last 2 minutes of the movie going to the bathroom I came back and it was over, I was really disappointed to miss the ending I will have to watch it again to see the ending

It sucks when it at a good part, especially if you went before the ending and came back when the credits were on screen I would be disappointed to miss the ending - trains45

Well, what you were expecting to see a good part of a movie and suddenly you have to go to the bathroom but when you come back, you miss it. - JoeBoi

I once drank a full 20 ounces of water in the first half hour of The Hobbit: An Unexpectes Journey. Of course, the bloody thing was three hours long! I kept thinking, "It's got to end..." and it didn't! Let's just say I was in quite a bit of pain for all of the action sequences in the mountains (Which, by the way, were absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable. I have NO idea why they were added to the film, as Tolkien had no such thing in the book. ) and the riddle game.
Sorry about my brief rant. I got off track. - PetSounds

6 On Stage

Ha ha! I know the feeling. This happened to me today! It's especially bad when you're performing a LONG play like Hamlet- which I did today!

And it's quite the most common time! - keyson

7 In Mid-Conversation

Especially if you're with someone boring who talks too much. - Britgirl

When I was a young teen I was forced to listen to the 2+ hour long boring lectures and the person who was speaking to me would not let me use the bathroom in the middle of it, even if it was an emergency! >:(

8 In a Broken Lift

That would be the worst I would be worried to have an accident - trains45

I do not EVER want this to happen to me. Why must I suffer? - PositronWildhawk

Man stuck in elevator for 40 hours with diarrhea

9 Floating Through Space

"maybe I can cut this cord for no reason" maybe you'll discover an alien toilet. - yolo2346

10 At Your Wedding

It is the worst place because everyone is waiting for your big moment

The Contenders

11 In Someone Else's House

Once at a family party I had to use the toilet but it was occupied by another guest. there was another one in the basement so I used that one instead. While downstairs someone locked the basement door and I ended up being stuck in the basement for about 10 -15 minutes.

You feel terrible haha - Curti2594

This is so awkward and embarassing but unavoidable. - Britgirl

12 In an Action Movie Film Shoot

En garde! Oh, wait I just gotta use the can.

13 During Sex

You should have prepared for it!

You walk in on someone

14 While Swimming

The gross thing is the fact that 40% of swimmers have admitted to relieving themselves in pools. One reason why I don't swim. Knowing that! - PositronWildhawk

15 On a Airplane

Why is this on the list? Airplanes have bathrooms idiot.

Only if it's experiencing turbulence.

16 On a Long Car Trip

This is always the worst when you have to go to the bathroom during a car trip - trains45

Well, that shouldn't be a problem if you're a guy. You can just pull over and go behind a tree or a bush.
If you're a girl, then yes, it sucks.

17 At School

If I have to crap at school I will not go I will go when I get home

@mayamanga-no, the reason is because a lot of teachers will not allow their students to use the restroom during class, even if it's an emergency.

Schools have strict toilet policies, AND I HATE THIS! What if you’re a teenage girl in middle or high school and it’s that time of the month? You would be sitting in your own blood for hours! Gross and unhygienic!

18 On a Toilet

When I was 2 would rather poop in a diaper than in a toilet

This really pisses me off. HALP

Ikr diapers r so much better

19 Asking a Girl Out

Hey would you like to *farts*
Girl: ew! *runs away like a deer escaping from a tiger*

20 In a Dressing Room
21 In a Police Car

But you will need to litter a soda bottle first

Ha ha

22 During a Huge Exam
23 Buried in the Sand at the Beach

Just pee in the sand. No one will know

24 When the Toilet is Clogged

This the worst, way worse when it overflows - trains45

25 During a Fire Drill at School

This happened to me once when there was a fire alarm lucky I didn't have an accident - trains45

26 When someone forgets to flush the toilet

This is always gross when people pooped at school and didn't flush - trains45

I just flush the toilet then use it, but only at my own house.

Ew 💩 and pee and forget to flush in your own toilet

27 When Skydiving

Now I know where the expression" I'm so excited I'm going to pee! " comes from.

What if you peed your pants?... - funnyuser

Person on ground below (we’ll name him bob): “hey dude,I think it’s raining! ”
Bob’s friend: “aw c’mon man stop fooling with me.”
Bob: “but I felt a whole boatload of water on my head just now! ”
Bob’s friend: “not funny bro...what’s that smell? ”
Bob: “aw c’mon I was gonna let you get away with it and now you go and blame me? Dude just admit that you peed your pants! ”
Bob’s friend: “rly? I thought more of you bro but now...”
*Bob and his friend look at each other in disgust*

28 In the 1950s

How is this possible? - nintendofan126

What, It’s obvious that there would be bathrooms near you. - JoeBoi

29 During a Funeral's Silence
30 During Class

Teachers won’t let you go, even if it’s an emergency. This is why I think that wearing diapers to school should be allowed.

31 When Bungee Jumping
32 In Gridlock
33 While Trapped in a Box
34 At a Gas Station

At a chevron in Athens the restroom looked like a sewer
Spilled in there

35 On Godzilla
36 In the Hunger Games
37 During Nude Yoga
38 While Getting Surgery
39 During a Meeting
40 At a Concert
41 In a Large City

Once my family went to NYC and just before entering midtown Manhattan I had to use the restroom and we ended up parking near the Port Authority Bus Terminal so I could go.

Also once my dad and I were in Boston and he had to use the restroom so we went to a McDonald’s, but it had a “restrooms are for paying customers only” policy so we had to buy gross coffee so he could go.

42 In Times Square on New Year’s Eve

This is why people wear diapers there

43 In Vegas on New Year’s Eve

People do weird stuff there, so wearing diapers should be normal

44 When the Bathroom is Occupied

My sister and mom won’t let me use the toilet if they are in the bathroom

45 5 Seconds After You Just Peed
46 In the Middle of an Online Game with Your Friends
47 While You're Waiting in Line for a Ride
48 During a Bushtucker Trial
49 Outhouse
50 In a Soccer Match
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