Worst Times and Places to Need the Toilet

The Top Ten
1 In an Interview

You'd agree to work for nothing to get out of there.

2 Floating Through Space

Actually space suits have special pee bags

"maybe I can cut this cord for no reason" maybe you'll discover an alien toilet.

3 At Your Wedding

It is the worst place because everyone is waiting for your big moment

4 In a Long Queue

This is why some popular rides have mid-queue toilets

And then the line is even longer when you come back.

5 In Mid-Conversation

When I was a young teen I was forced to listen to the 2+ hour long boring lectures and the person who was speaking to me would not let me use the bathroom in the middle of it, even if it was an emergency! >:(

Especially if you're with someone boring who talks too much.

6 On Stage

Ha ha! I know the feeling. This happened to me today! It's especially bad when you're performing a LONG play like Hamlet- which I did today!

And it's quite the most common time!

7 In an Action Movie Film Shoot

En garde! Oh, wait I just gotta use the can.

8 During Sex

You should have prepared for it!

Then
You walk in on someone

Gotta prepare first, yes?

9 In Bed

Thxs a lot body you ruined this moment now I'll never feel quite that Cozy again!

You're warm, contented, sleepy... And then...

Especially in 3 AM

10 On a Bus

Motor coaches have bathrooms, but my parents don't let me use them. They say they smell and are unsanitary

The Contenders
11 In the Theatre

I once drank a full 20 ounces of water in the first half hour of The Hobbit: An Unexpectes Journey. Of course, the bloody thing was three hours long! I kept thinking, "It's got to end..." and it didn't! Let's just say I was in quite a bit of pain for all of the action sequences in the mountains (Which, by the way, were absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable. I have NO idea why they were added to the film, as Tolkien had no such thing in the book. ) and the riddle game.
Sorry about my brief rant. I got off track.

I watched star wars episode 9 and I missed the last 2 minutes of the movie going to the bathroom I came back and it was over, I was really disappointed to miss the ending I will have to watch it again to see the ending

Well, what you were expecting to see a good part of a movie and suddenly you have to go to the bathroom but when you come back, you miss it.

Ahhh what a great movie... dang it I gotta pee. Hope I don’t miss anything... run out of the theater like a total dork sprinting

12 In a Broken Lift

I do not EVER want this to happen to me. Why must I suffer?

Man stuck in elevator for 40 hours with diarrhea

13 In Someone Else's House

Once at a family party I had to use the toilet but it was occupied by another guest. there was another one in the basement so I used that one instead. While downstairs someone locked the basement door and I ended up being stuck in the basement for about 10 -15 minutes.

This is so awkward and embarassing but unavoidable.

You feel terrible haha

14 Asking a Girl Out

Hey would you like to *farts*
Girl: ew! *runs away like a deer escaping from a tiger*

Oh gawd please nooo... especially with Miss Sonia!

15 While Swimming

The gross thing is the fact that 40% of swimmers have admitted to relieving themselves in pools. One reason why I don't swim. Knowing that!

16 In a Dressing Room
17 At School

The reason is because a lot of teachers will not allow their students to use the restroom during class, even if it's an emergency.

If I have to crap at school I will not go I will go when I get home

Schools have strict toilet policies, AND I HATE THIS! What if you’re a teenage girl in middle or high school and it’s that time of the month? You would be sitting in your own blood for hours! Gross and unhygienic!

18 On a Long Car Trip

Well, that shouldn't be a problem if you're a guy. You can just pull over and go behind a tree or a bush.

If you're a girl, then yes, it sucks.

19 In a Police Car

But you will need to litter a soda bottle first

20 During a Huge Exam
21 On a Airplane

Airplanes do have bathrooms but sometimes their really tiny.

Why is this on the list? Airplanes have bathrooms idiot.

Only if it's experiencing turbulence.

The bathroom is really dirty

22 On a Toilet

When I was 2 would rather poop in a diaper than in a toilet

Ikr diapers r so much better

This really pisses me off. HALP

23 During a Fire Drill at School
24 When Someone Forgets to Flush the Toilet

I just flush the toilet then use it, but only at my own house.

Ew 💩 and pee and forget to flush in your own toilet

25 Buried in the Sand at the Beach

Just pee in the sand. No one will know

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