Worst Times and Places to Need the Toilet


The Top Ten

1 In an Interview

Well if you guys were brilliant like me, you would wear diapers. Thus, this problem disappears.

You'd agree to work for nothing to get out of there. - Britgirl

2 In Bed

You're warm, contented, sleepy... And then... - Britgirl

I get up and go to the bathroom. I have never wet the bed.

I never have to go to the bathroom in bed... - Minecraftcrazy530

Thxs a lot body you ruined this moment now I'll never feel quite that Cozy again! - Curti2594

3 In a Long Queue

And then the line is even longer when you come back.

4 On Stage

Ha ha! I know the feeling. This happened to me today! It's especially bad when you're performing a LONG play like Hamlet- which I did today!

And it's quite the most common time! - keyson

5 On a Bus

Motor coaches have bathrooms, but my parents don't let me use them. They say they smell and are unsanitary

6 Floating Through Space

"maybe I can cut this cord for no reason" maybe you'll discover an alien toilet. - yolo2346

7 At Your Wedding

It is the worst place because everyone is waiting for your big moment

8 In the Theatre

Well, what you were expecting to see a good part of a movie and suddenly you have to go to the bathroom but when you come back, you miss it. - JoeBoi

Ahhh what a great movie... dang it I gotta pee. Hope I don’t miss anything... run out of the theater like a total dork sprinting - Alapisboy

I once drank a full 20 ounces of water in the first half hour of The Hobbit: An Unexpectes Journey. Of course, the bloody thing was three hours long! I kept thinking, "It's got to end..." and it didn't! Let's just say I was in quite a bit of pain for all of the action sequences in the mountains (Which, by the way, were absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable. I have NO idea why they were added to the film, as Tolkien had no such thing in the book. ) and the riddle game.
Sorry about my brief rant. I got off track. - PetSounds

9 In Mid-Conversation

Especially if you're with someone boring who talks too much. - Britgirl

When I was a young teen I was forced to listen to the 2+ hour long boring lectures and the person who was speaking to me would not let me use the bathroom in the middle of it, even if it was an emergency! >:(

10 In Someone Else's House

Once at a family party I had to use the toilet but it was occupied by another guest. there was another one in the basement so I used that one instead. While downstairs someone locked the basement door and I ended up being stuck in the basement for about 10 -15 minutes.

You feel terrible haha - Curti2594

This is so awkward and embarassing but unavoidable. - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 In an Action Movie Film Shoot

En garde! Oh, wait I just gotta use the can.

12 During Sex

You should have prepared for it!

You walk in on someone

13 While Swimming

The gross thing is the fact that 40% of swimmers have admitted to relieving themselves in pools. One reason why I don't swim. Knowing that! - PositronWildhawk

14 In a Broken Lift

Man stuck in elevator for 40 hours with diarrhea

I do not EVER want this to happen to me. Why must I suffer? - PositronWildhawk

15 At School

If I have to crap at school I will not go I will go when I get home

@mayamanga-no, the reason is because a lot of teachers will not allow their students to use the restroom during class, even if it's an emergency.

Schools have strict toilet policies, AND I HATE THIS! What if you’re a teenage girl in middle or high school and it’s that time of the month? You would be sitting in your own blood for hours! Gross and unhygienic!

16 On a Toilet

When I was 2 would rather poop in a diaper than in a toilet

This really pisses me off. HALP

Ikr diapers r so much better

17 On a Airplane

Only if it's experiencing turbulence.

Why is this on the list? Airplanes have bathrooms idiot.

18 Asking a Girl Out
19 In a Dressing Room
20 In a Police Car


Ha ha

But you will need to litter a soda bottle first

21 During a Huge Exam
22 Buried in the Sand at the Beach

Just pee in the sand. No one will know

23 On a Long Car Trip

Well, that shouldn't be a problem if you're a guy. You can just pull over and go behind a tree or a bush.
If you're a girl, then yes, it sucks.

24 When Skydiving

Now I know where the expression" I'm so excited I'm going to pee! " comes from.

What if you peed your pants?... - funnyuser

Person on ground below (we’ll name him bob): “hey dude,I think it’s raining! ”
Bob’s friend: “aw c’mon man stop fooling with me.”
Bob: “but I felt a whole boatload of water on my head just now! ”
Bob’s friend: “not funny bro...what’s that smell? ”
Bob: “aw c’mon I was gonna let you get away with it and now you go and blame me? Dude just admit that you peed your pants! ”
Bob’s friend: “rly? I thought more of you bro but now...”
*Bob and his friend look at each other in disgust*

25 In the 1950s

What, It’s obvious that there would be bathrooms near you. - JoeBoi

How is this possible? - nintendofan126

26 During a Funeral's Silence
27 During Class

Teachers won’t let you go, even if it’s an emergency. This is why I think that wearing diapers to school should be allowed.

28 During a Fire Drill at School
29 When someone forgets to flush the toilet

I just flush the toilet then use it, but only at my own house.

Ew 💩 and pee and forget to flush in your own toilet

30 When Bungee Jumping
31 In Gridlock
32 While Trapped in a Box
33 At a Gas Station

At a chevron in Athens the restroom looked like a sewer
Spilled in there

34 On Godzilla
35 In the Hunger Games
36 During Nude Yoga
37 While Getting Surgery
38 During a Meeting
39 At a Concert
40 In a Large City

Once my family went to NYC and just before entering midtown Manhattan I had to use the restroom and we ended up parking near the Port Authority Bus Terminal so I could go.

Also once my dad and I were in Boston and he had to use the restroom so we went to a McDonald’s, but it had a “restrooms are for paying customers only” policy so we had to buy gross coffee so he could go.

41 In Times Square on New Year’s Eve

This is why people wear diapers there

42 In Vegas on New Year’s Eve

People do weird stuff there, so wearing diapers should be normal

43 When the Bathroom is Occupied

My sister and mom won’t let me use the toilet if they are in the bathroom

44 5 Seconds After You Just Peed
45 When the Toilet is Clogged
46 In the Middle of an Online Game with Your Friends
47 While You're Waiting in Line for a Ride
48 During a Bushtucker Trial
49 Outhouse
50 In a Soccer Match
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Top Remixes (4)

1. Floating Through Space
2. In Mid-Conversation
3. At Your Wedding
1. On Stage
2. In a Broken Lift
3. In a Long Queue
1. In an Interview
2. In Bed
3. On a Bus

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