Top Ten Worst Times to Propose to Her

The Top Ten

1 When She Catches You Cheating On Her

"How could you? " You just scratch your head. "Sorry. Um... CAN YOU MARY ME? " She/he will hate you for this :D

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2 After She Dumps You

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you.
You: Well, okay... By the way, will you marry me?

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3 When She Wins the Lottery
4 After She Dies

"Oh you've just fallen 24 storeys and died. Never mind; will you marry me?..." Silence. "Is that a no, then...? " - Britgirl

5 After You Confess to Genocide

By the way I've killed thousands- but yer still gunna marry me, right?

6 2 Years After You Dump Her
7 When Sleeping

Either how Leonard did it in The Big Bang Theory, or just talking in your sleep. Either way, it's the worst time to propose to her.

8 When at a Funeral

"He was a kind man, a loving man, so, (her name), will you marry me? "
How more stupid, creepy and obnoxious can you get?!

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9 When You're In the Process of Murdering Someone

(BAM! ) Oh, hey there! Listen, I just shot this man, but will you please... marry me? - DogsUnleashed

10 Right After Her Dad Dies

The Contenders

11 During Sex
12 When Evidence That You're Married

She might say that it would be easier to do it if he didn't have a suspicious ring on his finger

13 When Driving

"Babe, I ain't holdin' the wheel, but that ain't important. "
(down on one knee)
"Will you mar-"

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14 When She's Angry at a Video Game You Just Beat Her On

"OH! OH! I JUST BEAT YOU! By the way, will you marry me?

15 When at a Wedding

Let's just hope you caught that bouquet - ethanmeinster

Gee, way to make it all about you two.

Works best if it's her Wedding

16 When You Catch the Black Plague

"Honey, I'm sorry, but I have the Black Plague."(girlfriend gasps) "But hey, you can still marry me, right? "

17 When On Live TV

Well, on global T.V., everyone would see it. It would be especially awkward as you couldn't say "no". - PositronWildhawk

"I'm here with (insert name here), who experienced Hurricane Wilfurt. What do you have to say? "
"Yeah, yeah, it was a bad hurricane. By the way, (insert name here), will you marry me?

18 While Having Diarrhea

W-Will y-you...m-m-arry m- OH FORGET IT I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP!

19 When at Work
20 When In Front of Parents
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1. When She Catches You Cheating On Her
2. After She Dumps You
3. When She Wins the Lottery
1. During Sex
2. When She Wins the Lottery
3. When She Catches You Cheating On Her



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