Top Ten Worst Times to Propose to Her
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"How could you? " You just scratch your head. "Sorry. Um... CAN YOU MARY ME? " She/he will hate you for this :DV 1 Comment
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you.
You: Well, okay... By the way, will you marry me?
"Oh you've just fallen 24 storeys and died. Never mind; will you marry me?..." Silence. "Is that a no, then...? " - Britgirl
By the way I've killed thousands- but yer still gunna marry me, right?
Either how Leonard did it in The Big Bang Theory, or just talking in your sleep. Either way, it's the worst time to propose to her.
"He was a kind man, a loving man, so, (her name), will you marry me? "
How more stupid, creepy and obnoxious can you get?!
(BAM! ) Oh, hey there! Listen, I just shot this man, but will you please... marry me? - DogsUnleashed
She might say that it would be easier to do it if he didn't have a suspicious ring on his finger
"Babe, I ain't holdin' the wheel, but that ain't important. "
(down on one knee)
"Will you mar-"
"OH! OH! I JUST BEAT YOU! By the way, will you marry me?
Let's just hope you caught that bouquet - ethanmeinster
Gee, way to make it all about you two.
Works best if it's her Wedding
"Honey, I'm sorry, but I have the Black Plague."(girlfriend gasps) "But hey, you can still marry me, right? "
Well, on global T.V., everyone would see it. It would be especially awkward as you couldn't say "no". - PositronWildhawk
"I'm here with (insert name here), who experienced Hurricane Wilfurt. What do you have to say? "
"Yeah, yeah, it was a bad hurricane. By the way, (insert name here), will you marry me?
W-Will y-you...m-m-arry m- OH FORGET IT I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP!
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List StatsUpdated 20 Sep 2017
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