Top Ten Worst Times to Propose to Her
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Hmm...interesting...if this has happened to any of you, say so... - PositronWildhawk
"How could you? " You just scratch your head. "Sorry. Um... CAN YOU MARY ME? " She/he will hate you for this :D
Blimey, one heck of anti-romance! - HezarioSeth
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you.
You: Well, okay... By the way, will you marry me?
"Will you mar-"
*does happy dance
"Oh you've just fallen 24 storeys and died. Never mind; will you marry me?..." Silence. "Is that a no, then...? " - Britgirl
By the way I've killed thousands- but yer still gunna marry me, right?
Either how Leonard did it in The Big Bang Theory, or just talking in your sleep. Either way, it's the worst time to propose to her.
"He was a kind man, a loving man, so, (her name), will you marry me? "
How more stupid, creepy and obnoxious can you get?!
How unromantic... It should be#1
(BAM! ) Oh, hey there! Listen, I just shot this man, but will you please... marry me? - DogsUnleashed
She might say that it would be easier to do it if he didn't have a suspicious ring on his finger
How often does this actually happen? - PositronWildhawk
"Babe, I ain't holdin' the wheel, but that ain't important. "
(down on one knee)
"Will you mar-"
"OH! OH! I JUST BEAT YOU! By the way, will you marry me?
Let's just hope you caught that bouquet - ethanmeinster
Gee, way to make it all about you two.
Works best if it's her Wedding
"Honey, I'm sorry, but I have the Black Plague."(girlfriend gasps) "But hey, you can still marry me, right? "
Well, on global T.V., everyone would see it. It would be especially awkward as you couldn't say "no". - PositronWildhawk
"I'm here with (insert name here), who experienced Hurricane Wilfurt. What do you have to say? "
"Yeah, yeah, it was a bad hurricane. By the way, (insert name here), will you marry me?
W-Will y-you...m-m-arry m- OH FORGET IT I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP!
Can I marry and murder you, pretty please?
Well, if she's blind, you can get away with it. But if not, prepare for a pencil in your eye. - PositronWildhawk
Can I marry and murder you? Or would you like it the other way round?
"Push, baby, PUSH! Marry me, honey, MARRY ME! "
If we were together in the shower, it would be so romantic. - Britgirl
If it went down the drain, it would be even worse!
This would just make me run a mile. I can see now. "Hi I'm Michael. Will you marry me...? Oh, where'd she go? " - Britgirl
Tempted I was to do this... - Garythesnail
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