Top Ten Worst Times to Propose to Her
The Top Ten
Hmm...interesting...if this has happened to any of you, say so... - PositronWildhawk
"How could you? " You just scratch your head. "Sorry. Um... CAN YOU MARY ME? " She/he will hate you for this :D
Blimey, one heck of anti-romance! - HezarioSeth
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you.
You: Well, okay... By the way, will you marry me?
"Will you mar-"
*does happy dance
"Oh you've just fallen 24 storeys and died. Never mind; will you marry me?..." Silence. "Is that a no, then...? " - Britgirl
By the way I've killed thousands- but yer still gunna marry me, right?
"He was a kind man, a loving man, so, (her name), will you marry me? "
How more stupid, creepy and obnoxious can you get?!
How unromantic... It should be#1
Either how Leonard did it in The Big Bang Theory, or just talking in your sleep. Either way, it's the worst time to propose to her.
(BAM! ) Oh, hey there! Listen, I just shot this man, but will you please... marry me? - DogsUnleashed
She might say that it would be easier to do it if he didn't have a suspicious ring on his finger
How often does this actually happen? - PositronWildhawk
"Babe, I ain't holdin' the wheel, but that ain't important. "
(down on one knee)
"Will you mar-"
"OH! OH! I JUST BEAT YOU! By the way, will you marry me?
Let's just hope you caught that bouquet - ethanmeinster
Gee, way to make it all about you two.
Works best if it's her Wedding
"Honey, I'm sorry, but I have the Black Plague."(girlfriend gasps) "But hey, you can still marry me, right? "
Well, on global T.V., everyone would see it. It would be especially awkward as you couldn't say "no". - PositronWildhawk
"I'm here with (insert name here), who experienced Hurricane Wilfurt. What do you have to say? "
"Yeah, yeah, it was a bad hurricane. By the way, (insert name here), will you marry me?
W-Will y-you...m-m-arry m- OH FORGET IT I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP!
Can I marry and murder you, pretty please?
Well, if she's blind, you can get away with it. But if not, prepare for a pencil in your eye. - PositronWildhawk
Can I marry and murder you? Or would you like it the other way round?
"Push, baby, PUSH! Marry me, honey, MARRY ME! "
If we were together in the shower, it would be so romantic. - Britgirl
If it went down the drain, it would be even worse!
This would just make me run a mile. I can see now. "Hi I'm Michael. Will you marry me...? Oh, where'd she go? " - Britgirl