Top Ten Worst Times to Propose to Her

The Top Ten
1 When She Catches You Cheating On Her

"How could you? " You just scratch your head. "Sorry. Um... CAN YOU MARY ME? " She/he will hate you for this :D

Hmm...interesting...if this has happened to any of you, say so...

2 After She Dumps You

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you.
You: Well, okay... By the way, will you marry me?

Blimey, one heck of anti-romance!

3 When She Wins the Lottery

*wins lottery
"Will you mar-"
"WOO! "
*does happy dance

4 After She Dies

"Oh you've just fallen 24 storeys and died. Never mind; will you marry me?..." Silence. "Is that a no, then...? "

5 After You Confess to Genocide

By the way I've killed thousands- but yer still gunna marry me, right?

6 When at a Funeral

"He was a kind man, a loving man, so, (her name), will you marry me? "
How more stupid, creepy and obnoxious can you get?!

How unromantic... It should be#1

7 2 Years After You Dump Her
8 When Sleeping

Either how Leonard did it in The Big Bang Theory, or just talking in your sleep. Either way, it's the worst time to propose to her.

9 When You're In the Process of Murdering Someone

(BAM! ) Oh, hey there! Listen, I just shot this man, but will you please... marry me?

10 Right After Her Dad Dies
The Contenders
11 During Sex
12 When She Discovers You're Married

She might say that it would be easier to do it if he didn't have a suspicious ring on his finger

13 When Driving

"Babe, I ain't holdin' the wheel, but that ain't important. "
(down on one knee)
"Will you mar-"
CRASH!

How often does this actually happen?

14 When She's Angry at a Video Game You Just Beat Her On

"OH! OH! I JUST BEAT YOU! By the way, will you marry me?

15 When at a Wedding

Let's just hope you caught that bouquet

Gee, way to make it all about you two.

Works best if it's her Wedding

16 When You Catch the Black Plague

"Honey, I'm sorry, but I have the Black Plague."(girlfriend gasps) "But hey, you can still marry me, right? "

17 When On Live TV

"I'm here with (insert name here), who experienced Hurricane Wilfurt. What do you have to say? "
"Yeah, yeah, it was a bad hurricane. By the way, (insert name here), will you marry me?

Well, on global T.V., everyone would see it. It would be especially awkward as you couldn't say "no".

18 When In Front of Parents
19 While Having Diarrhea

W-Will y-you...m-m-arry m- OH FORGET IT I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP!

20 When at Work
21 When You're Gonna Kill Her

Can I marry and murder you, pretty please?

22 When at a Rock Concert
23 When You Only Have a $1 Toy Ring

Well, if she's blind, you can get away with it. But if not, prepare for a pencil in your eye.

24 During World War 3

Can I marry and murder you? Or would you like it the other way round?

25 When She's Having a Baby

"Push, baby, PUSH! Marry me, honey, MARRY ME! "

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