Worst Times to Yawn
What would you do - you have to yawn, right? But at THAT moment, in THAT place. A loud jaw-breaking yawn or a more polite stifle. When is the worst time?Oh my God! I should think this impossible to do anyway!
"So, as a potential employee, what can you offer this company? "
"I'm alert, on the ball..." YAWN!..."and dedicated." YAWN!..."I'm the best candidate for the job." YAWN!
I sincerely hopes this never happens. Especially not to me.
You don't know how close to the truth that is. It's spooky.
Make sure it's one of jaw-breaking ones as you call it. The louder the better and for the longest time. It's awesome fun.
Go into a loft that is full of people and yawn straight away. I garuntee you by the time you get out, at least half of them will have yawned
Yes. Yawning's infectious. Have any of you heard 'The Yawning Man? ' just hearing it makes me...YAWN...! Sorry.
There is not a sound...except for YAWN! "Sorry, carry on."
This is so bad. Your boss is giving a talk on 'Team spirit' and 'For the good of the staff' and all you want to do is nod off or yawn in his face but I don't think doing that would be good for morale.
You know what I'm talking about. Hell hath no fury like a boss being yawned at!
Hopefully not like in the Simpsons; at the end of the episode "Homer's Enemy". Homer just drowsily tells Marge to "change the T.V. channel", and everyone laughs.
Imagine if the priest fell asleep! Laugh out loud!
"I love you, I want to spend the rest of my life... " YAWN!
P.W: that WOULD be pretty funny!
It's funny that someone would add this. I was watching Les Miserables O2 concert and kept thinking how funny (and indeed embarrassing) it would be if whoever was singing were to yawn mid-song:
"I dreamed a dream in times gone by, when hopes were high and life.., " YAWN... "worth living... "
This is just nasty
How does that even work?
That's gonna be difficult to... (you know)