Top Ten Worst Two Jobs to Have to Do at Once

Let this list point out that even when low on funds, don't multitask. Especially if you take up these professions.
The Top Ten
1 Surgeon & Street Dancer

Haha! I'm imagining this haha! Let's say he performs surgery on someone in the street while dancing. - Kiteretsunu

This seriously won't end well. Which job would you lose first. - PositronWildhawk

2 Soldier & Dentist
3 Chef & Forensic Scientist

I'd avoid that restaurant. May get a few nasty surprises. - PositronWildhawk

4 Family Planner & News Reporter

Would this not be insanely awkward?!?! - PositronWildhawk

5 Undertaker & Pastry Chef

I don't quite know why but this is making me cringe. Burying people... Handling pastry... No... It doesn't sit well with me at all! X (

6 Kindergarten Teacher & Army Sargeant
7 Ice Cream Man & Chromatographer
8 Hunter & Naturalist

Not an ideal combination, to be frank. - PositronWildhawk

9 Pilot & Fitness Instructor

Even if he did land the plane safely, if I would have to do push-ups for several hours, I'd find the nearest parachute and jump out. - PositronWildhawk

10 Psychiatrist & Talk Show Host

"You're in front of a million people. Over time your stressful social life has made you embarrassed to be identified. How does that make you feel? "
"Erm..." - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders
11 Scientist and Ballerina

Well, the latter has been used to explain angular momentum. - PositronWildhawk

12 Teacher and Soldier
13 Model and Diaper Changer

Who takes up diaper changing as a profession?

14 Football Player and Ice Skater
15 Engineer & Test Driver
16 Pilot and Dancer
17 Abortionist & Midwife
18 Model & Tightrope Walker

Imagine walking like a fashion model on a long high tightrope.

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