Top Ten Worst Types of People In the Movie Theatre

The Top Ten
The spoiler

I could cry or punch someone if someone spoils a movie for me. Even worse if I spoil it for myself! Yeah, that's right, sometimes it spoil a movie for myself...

You are watching it, very attentively, and then all of a sudden,"pssst, he dies." You get angry but can get over it, because now the question is... who did it? "Pssst, the doctor did it."

I saw this happen on an episode of Henry Danger like two episodes ago.

Hate it, and even worse, it was star wars V we were watching.

The shusher

Even more annoying than person everyone is shushing at

Some weidos shush others to create noise...ANNOYING.

Sh HAHA (along with rest of theater) SHUSHH

The one with so many snacks

I know right, especially when they keep crumpling their bags and making all the noise.

I don't like popcorn so I put my doritos in a popcorn bag and suck it up in my mouth to not chew.

I admit to have come under here too many times. I'm sorry, folks, I just love food!

God how much can you eat in 3 hours!

The emotional one

I don't like to watch movies in theatres ( because of talkers! ), I like to watch them at home on my comfy couch...But if I go to theatre then this is me

I don't cry but I am usually sad when the antagonist dies if they are cool (cell, doomsday, Sauron)

This is me. I'm the one who is bawling and everyone else is just staring at me!

What about the end of deathly hallows part 1 and 2?

The person in front of you that is way taller

I think people are misinterpretating this. I'm not doing height discrimination. I just think it's annoying when someone tall sits in front of me since I am fairly short. But many of my friends are tall. The only thing I don't like is when people r like,"you're so small DERPPP" so I hate those tall people but not all tall people. Note I said that person is way taller. So it doesn't necessarily make them tall. If you are 4 ft and that person is a 5ft adult, they aren't tall, but they are a foot taller than you, therefore annoying when they are in front of you, for you. THEY Could Be A Lind person. Also how am I being a bigot? A bigot is someone who is intolerable of someone elses opinions. Who's opinion am I being intolerable of?

Ok, I'm a tall person, I know that, so I sit at the back seat of the theartre ir if there's no space, I'll lean so people behind me can see the movie. In my screening of X-Men Apocalypse, there was this towering dude in front of me who just could not keep still and he was really tall (he had 2 friends who kept on taking selfies the entire time). No offense to tall people but please, don't block the screens.

And you're only five foot and the person is 5'7". You try moving their head but the move their head where you're trying to look.

I'm nearly 6 foot and 15 years old and there is barely anyone taller than I am

Singers

This would connect so much with Frozen!
Q: How annoying is it when someone next to you is singing along to songs in Frozen?
A: VERY

I would sing, but I'm a terrible singer and I actually realize that other people are watching the movie.

And they always suck at signing too

The girl who must sing along.

The talker

I went to watch Christofer Robin at the cinema, and their was an adult somewhere in the crowd that kept on commenting, at first it wasn’t too bad, but it was just constant comments which ruined the movie for many. I could tell that people were getting annoyed. This is why I went to see it a second time.

You know, given the fact that most humans get very self conscious and embarrassed under a lot of circumstances, wouldn't talking out loud during a movie be the last thing you'd wanna do seeing as how everyone in the theater is gonna be staring at you?

I went to see the Lion King with my acquaintances a few days ago. They were talking throughout the whole damn film without end. I swear to god, these kinds of people actually get on my nerves

I went to see Frozen when it just came out, and at the end where Anna froze, a three year old was like,"What happened to Anna" then started asking her mom and I couldn't hear, she kept asking repeatedly very loudly.

The one next to you who has to use the bathroom every 5 seconds

Especially when some whiny kids ask their mum to take them to the bathroom...

I recommend you get your bladder checked I don't want some wierdo walking in front of me all the time

A parent who brings annoying little kids to a PG-13 or rated R movie

For any movie, there's going to be some violence, nudity, f bombs, etc. but I think that parents bringing under 13s to Dark Knight or under 17s to The Godfather should be kicked out of the theatre and they should be told to bring their kiddos to the little screen and watch those films. Let them play Grand Theft Auto if you want. If you're a responsible parent who matches up things (let's say there's a responsible parent who says the 3 year old is allowed to watch G films, 12 year old PG films, 13 year old PG-13 films, and 17 year old R films) you should let them play a game at 10/13 (depends)

PG13! Hence the title! For those parents in particular, who like to bring their kids who are under 13 to a PG-13 movie should take more responsibility in these kind of things. If they are preteens nearing adolescence, then I know where you're coming from, but in an R-rated movie! Come on people, have some common sense here! I'm being the sensible voice of reason guiding and teaching your type of parents the error of their ways

Depends because there are some annoying ones, but there are some like my cousin who stay quiet. It depends on the child. I have always been quiet in a PG-13 Movie, but unfortunately there are those who are just annoying.

I was watching guardians of the Galaxy with my brother and some ass brings in a baby kid who kept crying for the entire movie. I literally told her to shut her kid up

The texter

I think this is not so bad if you do it quietly and put the phone to vibrate

Why put this jerk so low on the list? I find them intolerable, especially comparedwith the rest.

Why are you at the cinema if your just going to use your phone

Hey! That old lady told you to turn your phone off...

The Contenders
The one who eats loud

I always end up sitting next to the annoying moron who chews their popcorn or slurps their soda so loud, I just wanna reach over and punch that person in the face.

Crying kids or babies

First off, babies shouldn't be in the theater anyway since they will cry whenever they need something. There's nothing wrong about a baby who let's you know when they need something, it's the parents who're the problem. They'll bring their bundle of joy in a movie that will cause loud noises, and scare the poor baby.

Second, kids who talk, kick chairs, run around, or does anything that's disrespectful and disturbs other people from enjoying the movie, shouldn't be in there, unless they'll respect others around them.

Third, Annoying teenagers and people texting. The movie theater isn't were you go to hang and chat or check your social media during a movie. I'm a little more tolerate of kids talking a bit during the movie, because they're growing and still learning. But when grown kids and adults know better, they do it anyway, and that's more annoying than a kid and a baby.

People with phones should sit way in the back, and should only have their phones on if ...more

"Mommy, kids slaughtering each other violently and mutations killing them is SCARY! " "Mom, masses of people getting gunned down is disturbing! WAAH! " Who knew, kiddo? Hey parents- don't bring your seven year old to see Insurgent, okay? They can at least watch without surround sound.

Why do people bring babies into PG-13 and R rated movies? It's so annoying how they cry every time something violent happens. Are people nowadays that lazy and cheap to hire a babysitter?

Crying babies get a pass, but when a 7 year old is crying with their parent there able to shush them, they are very annoying.

People who clap at the end of the movie

When I was little they did, and years later at the theater they did. No one who worked on the movie was there, so it’s weird! And people even clapped for bad movies!

People whistling at the end of the movie too...

Complainers

If someone complains about the ending very loud and won't shut up, I'll be like: THAT'S THE END! DEAL WITH IT! CAN'T U UNDERSTAND REALITY!? Your SO OBSSES WITH GOOD ENDINGS!

People constantly laughing

About 2 months ago, my friends and I went to see Interstellar, and the movie was just about to start when two obviously drunk teenage idiots (a boy and a girl) walked in and parked their crap RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. Now, keep in mind that this was a flat theater and there were about a million other seats they could have sat down in. In addition, they wouldn't stop laughing, even though there's nothing funny about Interstellar. Luckily, I'd seen the movie before, so it didn't ruin my experience as much. Needless to say, if you want to laugh in a theater, don't see a Christopher Nolan movie.

They're trying to have some fun...

Annoying teenagers

Aw, where to start? These dumb kids feel the need to be obnoxious, little brats every time they go to watch a film. They constantly talk and chat when people are trying to enjoy the movie with peace and quiet. They are incredibly oblivious to how rude they are. We don't want to be able to hear your conversation from multiple rows behind us. For instance, if I'm in one of the front rows in the theater and you're sitting in one of the back rows, if I can hear you, then you're being way too loud. Furthermore, another annoying breed of teenagers that also aggravate me are those who feel the urge to text their mom/dad/friend while the movie is rolling. It even tells right before the film starts that all cell phones should be turned off, apparently they have no regard as to be courteous and considerate of other people instead of doing the polite thing to do. This is the second worst time to be talking on your cell phone after texting while driving. I know you're just minding your own ...more

My friend and I saw Catching Fire together once. I was excited, a little worried because her dad is the loudest chewer on the planet, I swear, but we got there late and all the seats were spread out. She and I found two seats next to each other in a little isle and it was just us. I was relieved at first.

The first warning sign I had was when she, being a genius, spilled her carton of dibs on the floor. The movie was just starting and our popcorn tub was full (we stole all the snacks while finding our seats), so I felt this was no big deal. WRONG! She started loudly rummaging the movie theater floor for the lost dibs and ATE THEM! GROSS! Then she started singing along to the soundtrack songs in a high-pitched voice reminiscent of Ariana Grande's. People were staring at us from two rows in front and the one in back (there was only one- we were at the back. ) Finally, when the actual hunger games part started, she kept asking loudly for my candy and spitting out one-liners. It ...more

I may feel like a total douche for doing this, but I went to see X-Men Apocalypse for the 2nd time (I'm a teenager by the way), I go because I was invited with my cousins and friends (also teenagers), I remember like there was 9 of us, 3 of us seperated our ways, I went to sit in the far corner (it's douchey, but I prefer it then to be sitting next to a loud teenager using their phones). Even a person told them politely to please be quite and one of them kept talking loud and putting their feet up the chairs. This is one expiriance, as a teenager who loves movies, other people ruining the movie because they are playing Flappy Birds (happend at Mockingjay Part 1, not joking) or some douchebags having a party and giving a commentry on a film- loudly (The Martian).

Gangsters
The man who brings his dog inside the theater

But what if that was a service dog 🐕

The Autistic Friend
The excessively romantic couple
People who try to act like they're not scared in a horror movie by making annoying wisecracks and jokes
The person who throws Popcorn at other people

I would go to them and dump my drink on their head and then run away

People like that should burn in Tartarus

OK. IT'S NOT FOOD FIGHTING TIME, IT'S MOVIE TIME, DEAL WITH IT.

The people who keep criticizing tall people

What does this have to do with the movie theatre?

Little kids who ask when the movie is over repeatedly

Word of advice to parents: don't take your kid to the movie theater if they don't have the attention span to sit through an entire movie

I went to go see the fault in our stars one time and this kid kept making armpit noises because he was bored of all the smooching

The toddler

Tantrums tantrums and more tantrums

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