Worst Types of Players in Prison Life (Roblox)

There are so many bad players on Prison Life (a Roblox game) that there are even groups of them having specific traits which make them get into these groups. Here are some of the absolute worst.

The Top Ten

1 Guards that help prisoners constantly

Are you so bad at the game that you can't become a criminal but still want to help the prisoners? If so, you might want to consider becoming a prisoner-helping Guard. They are annoying. Guards cannot shoot them (and the other Guards are the only people on the server who don't like these people) so it causes other Guards to go into different roles and abuse them to do their job. - LemonComputer

THERE SO ANNOYING EACH TIME I SEE ONE I SCREAM AT THEM BUT THEY don't RESPOND BACK THAN that's WHEN I GET TRIGGERED EVEN IF YOU METION THEM I STILL GET TRIGGERED when I talk to them and say there name about 9000+ times I feel like they block me and one time I was playing as a cop then there was a guy doing this so I called his name a lot then one time he responded to me and then when I was about to say something he went and let more people out

These guys are a REAL annoyance for people who play as cops like me! - MichaelAftonUTTP

As bad as people who like teaming too much, if not, WORSE. Speaking of people who team, seriously? Is it really that hard to play a violent, yet childish game by yourself? Yet, most of you call yourselves “pros”.

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2 Criminals that shoot prisoners constantly

Criminals are meant to help prisoners escape. They have been prisoners before and had to deal with escaping. However, this doesn't stop some from shooting prisoners constantly. And then they wonder why prisoners are shooting them all the time, which is even more stupid! And the criminals who are following the rules can't shoot them neither! - LemonComputer

What are they doing killing each other? Your are supposed to be helping them! By the fact that they even expose their age.

These people are absolutely awful.


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3 Guards that keep shooting prisoners for no reason whatsoever

Usually done by 'Riot Police' (The guards with gamepass) this is when a guard keeps shooting random prisoners in general, as if this game is meant for such mass murder. I get it when prisoners keep shooting guards - You have a chance of getting a guard card, which is valuable and really helps you to escape, especially if you have guns (which you need to even kill the guards in the first place). However, guards achieve nothing but frustrated prisoners by mass murdering them. I'm not a hypocrite, there is a difference between shooting people for no reason and shooting people for an item that gives lots of help. If the prisoner has an item, sure, shoot them. However, if the prisoner doesn't, there is no need. - LemonComputer

I'm guilty of two things on this list, number 1 and 8, but I stopped playing Prison Life a while ago. Also, I hate these players.

Guests guests guests how guests suck

So far after getting over abusive criminals I been using the hammer for killing guards.

Glad I have back up now. It’s way too easy to escape now since I can get the m9 gun from other police

4 Prisoners that just shoot criminals for no reason whatsoever

Every time you're a criminal you try to help the prisoners escape and that one guy always shoots you. Fine, you can stay a prisoner. - TheCriticalCritic

Don't know why prisoners think of these noob ideas.

Yeah, like; stop being a traitor! - Ice-T

What, they try to help you!

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5 Guards that shoot criminals

This is 50% false and 50% true, if you cannot arrest them in time or you are not skilled at arresting, or you can not sprint because you are on mobile, then you have to shoot them. Plus, they can rage quit so they can't bother you. I kind of disagree with this one. I do not play Prison Life anymore, but I know it for playing it before.

No, you're not meant to shoot criminals! You're meant to taser then arrest them with handcuffs! Shooting them just sends them back to the criminal spawn and they might be able to come up with a better plan before coming back which makes it harder to get them. Arresting them with handcuffs make them become a prisoner. You want them to become a prisoner! - LemonComputer

You're meant to ARREST them, not shoot them! - MichaelAftonUTTP

Typo! >:( - MichaelAftonUTTP

6 Guards with gamepasses that get butthurt when you know that they're noobs

They are not bad because they have a gamepass, just as long as they know that they're noobs for having the gamepass. They wasted 200 Robux on a gamepass that gives them advantages such as using a shield and having the best gun. They act like they're above everyone else and that everyone else sucks, when in reality, they're the ones that are bad at the game, because they need the advantages. If you need these heavy advantages, you're a noob. Some admit to that bit of truth, some don't. The ones that don't are spoiled 10 year old kids who lie about being adults with a job, but you can clearly tell that they're 10 for multiple reasons. They call people kids because it makes them feel more important. This is because they can't feel important for having skill because they have no skill in the first place. If you would have skill, you wouldn't need the gamepass. Mention that they're noobs for having the gamepass, then expect for the spoiled rich kids to cry and constantly insult and ...more - LemonComputer

It makes fun of people that has no robux

Pathetic. - Ice-T

7 People who lie about how good they are a lot

Liar: I am a very good criminal.
Me: Okay, I'll let you join me.
Liar: Thanks!
*Liar ends up depending on me, which makes me have a lot of extra stress because I feel like it's my duty to protect them* - LemonComputer

8 Criminals that reset when tasered.

This is cheating! - MichaelAftonUTTP

Doesn't accept to lose. - Ice-T


People who do this say that it's a smart strategy. But I have two things to say to that.
1) It's not smart. Lots of people do it. You didn't think of it yourself for sure.
2) How is it a strategy? It's literally just cheating. Pros would just escape again.
However, people mainly play this game to show off, rather than have fun playing it, so obviously people would try whatever they can to be in the criminal rank. - LemonComputer

9 Guards that kill, arrest, taser for no reason at all

I hate this, prison is a nightmare and I believe this Overkill should stop, since they put the "if you kill more you become a prisoner" is not helping. if you see a guard, and it teasers you its either because they have no self control or they are jealous because of your avatar, it happened to me, it's so so ANNOYING! One thing to do is to tell them to stop (which I never did) or stay away from them

Cowards. - Ice-T

10 Prisoners that beat up their allies for no reason

They just do this because they like to, and it's so rude because like the cops, they have no self control

Coward again. - Ice-T

The Contenders

11 Exploiters

Exploiters in every game is a sh. - Ice-T

12 Bullies

Guard who bullies prisoners constantly? - Ice-T

13 Massive groups of people acting like friends

UGH! I HATE THESE GUYS! These guys will just shoot you sometimes for no reason whatsoever! It's really annoying! People say it's teamwork! I say it's cheating! - MichaelAftonUTTP

Hows this bad? - mattstat716

Can not go on 1v1. - Ice-T

I feel ya man.

14 Criminals that rage when tasered

" YOU CAUGHT ME NOB! " or "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! I'M PRO! " or "HACKER! " are very common comments amongst these rare types of players. - LemonComputer

15 Riot police

It looks cool but most noobs get this, but where’s the FBI? It would be more cooler if they added this.

16 Role players

If I was a cop, criminal, or prisoner I would tell the cops to ruin the role play immediately.

17 Guests cops

Guest Cops aren't so bad! - MichaelAftonUTTP

There shoo

18 Guards that arrest you instead of putting you in your cell/noob guards

Hate these guys, I call out “hey! Can you help me get inside my cell please? ”but they say nothing and just arrest me anyways. That’s just one of the signs of a noob cop

19 Speed exploiters

Faster than my hands

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1. Guards that help prisoners constantly
2. Guards that keep shooting prisoners for no reason whatsoever
3. Guards that kill, arrest, taser for no reason at all
1. Guards with gamepasses that get butthurt when you know that they're noobs
2. Guards that help prisoners constantly
3. Criminals that shoot prisoners constantly
1. Prisoners that just shoot criminals for no reason whatsoever
2. Prisoners that beat up their allies for no reason
3. Guards that kill, arrest, taser for no reason at all

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