Worst Types of Players in Prison Life (Roblox)

LemonComputer
There are so many bad players on Prison Life (a Roblox game) that there are even groups of them having specific traits which make them get into these groups. Here are some of the absolute worst.

The Top Ten

1 Guards that help prisoners constantly

Are you so bad at the game that you can't become a criminal but still want to help the prisoners? If so, you might want to consider becoming a prisoner-helping Guard. They are annoying. Guards cannot shoot them (and the other Guards are the only people on the server who don't like these people) so it causes other Guards to go into different roles and abuse them to do their job. - LemonComputer

THERE SO ANNOYING EACH TIME I SEE ONE I SCREAM AT THEM BUT THEY don't RESPOND BACK THAN that's WHEN I GET TRIGGERED EVEN IF YOU METION THEM I STILL GET TRIGGERED when I talk to them and say there name about 9000+ times I feel like they block me and one time I was playing as a cop then there was a guy doing this so I called his name a lot then one time he responded to me and then when I was about to say something he went and let more people out

These guys are a REAL annoyance for people who play as cops like me! - MichaelAftonUTTP

I kinda agree that some cops feel empathy for the prisoners so they let them escape. That’s ok since I don’t like being a cop anyways and also forces cops to patrol outside of the prison. Many cops are super abusive and probably what triggers cops that were prisoners to help the prisoners. These guys aren’t bad but to the abusive cops they are super annoying. If you want to help the prisoners escape just go the hard way without triggering any of the cops.

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2 Criminals that shoot prisoners constantly

Criminals are meant to help prisoners escape. They have been prisoners before and had to deal with escaping. However, this doesn't stop some from shooting prisoners constantly. And then they wonder why prisoners are shooting them all the time, which is even more stupid! And the criminals who are following the rules can't shoot them neither! - LemonComputer

What are they doing killing each other? Your are supposed to be helping them! By the fact that they even expose their age.

These people are absolutely awful.

This is why number 3 exists

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3 Prisoners that just shoot criminals for no reason whatsoever

Every time you're a criminal you try to help the prisoners escape and that one guy always shoots you. Fine, you can stay a prisoner. - TheCriticalCritic

Don't know why prisoners think of these noob ideas.

Yeah I agree these prisoners are annoying

Ok this is a true story, so as the prisoners point of view, you come out of the sewers and finally escape, you see a player that you know it is a criminal so you shoot it. First off you can’t just shoot someone before they even see you. You didn’t even know what team I was on! like I only got 2 seconds to see who was shooting me, so you were expecting me to shoot you since you heard about Number 2? And you left the game since the victim called you out and you are afraid to get wrecked too soon? Another thing as the criminal who is me, I had no defense since you were spamming the your shooting. Even worse my only defense is to shoot you and I would get mauled by karma since I’m not a cop. Thirdly you shoot criminals only because you are a coward and is afraid to get shot by. It’s literally too complicated for many reasons.

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4 Guards with gamepasses that get butthurt when you know that they're noobs

They are not bad because they have a gamepass, just as long as they know that they're noobs for having the gamepass. They wasted 200 Robux on a gamepass that gives them advantages such as using a shield and having the best gun. They act like they're above everyone else and that everyone else sucks, when in reality, they're the ones that are bad at the game, because they need the advantages. If you need these heavy advantages, you're a noob. Some admit to that bit of truth, some don't. The ones that don't are spoiled 10 year old kids who lie about being adults with a job, but you can clearly tell that they're 10 for multiple reasons. They call people kids because it makes them feel more important. This is because they can't feel important for having skill because they have no skill in the first place. If you would have skill, you wouldn't need the gamepass. Mention that they're noobs for having the gamepass, then expect for the spoiled rich kids to cry and constantly insult and ...more - LemonComputer

They are not bad but if you get in the game they are a big problem. One time this noob who joined the game got a game pass because he said he was bad at this game. Then he got the game pass and started killing everyone.

Always the riot police, they know that you know what they really were.

Definitely not bad

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5 Guards that keep shooting prisoners for no reason whatsoever

Usually done by 'Riot Police' (The guards with gamepass) this is when a guard keeps shooting random prisoners in general, as if this game is meant for such mass murder. I get it when prisoners keep shooting guards - You have a chance of getting a guard card, which is valuable and really helps you to escape, especially if you have guns (which you need to even kill the guards in the first place). However, guards achieve nothing but frustrated prisoners by mass murdering them. I'm not a hypocrite, there is a difference between shooting people for no reason and shooting people for an item that gives lots of help. If the prisoner has an item, sure, shoot them. However, if the prisoner doesn't, there is no need. - LemonComputer

I'm guilty of two things on this list, number 1 and 8, but I stopped playing Prison Life a while ago. Also, I hate these players.

Guests guests guests how guests suck

So far after getting over abusive criminals I been using the hammer for killing guards.

Glad I have back up now. It’s way too easy to escape now since I can get the m9 gun from other police

6 Guards that shoot criminals

This is 50% false and 50% true, if you cannot arrest them in time or you are not skilled at arresting, or you can not sprint because you are on mobile, then you have to shoot them. Plus, they can rage quit so they can't bother you. I kind of disagree with this one. I do not play Prison Life anymore, but I know it for playing it before.

No, you're not meant to shoot criminals! You're meant to taser then arrest them with handcuffs! Shooting them just sends them back to the criminal spawn and they might be able to come up with a better plan before coming back which makes it harder to get them. Arresting them with handcuffs make them become a prisoner. You want them to become a prisoner! - LemonComputer

You're meant to ARREST them, not shoot them! - MichaelAftonUTTP

Who in the world cares about Typos? 😒

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7 Prisoners that beat up their allies for no reason

They just do this because they like to, and it's so rude because like the cops, they have no self control

Coward again. - Ice-T

8 Massive groups of people acting like friends

UGH! I HATE THESE GUYS! These guys will just shoot you sometimes for no reason whatsoever! It's really annoying! People say it's teamwork! I say it's cheating! - MichaelAftonUTTP

These people are very annoying. - LedgerDraven

Hows this bad? - mattstat716

Cause they stand near a certain area and whenever a guard tries to leave, everyone is the group shoots at him/her, making it unfair. - LedgerDraven

How is it bad? Well think of some police making a peace treaty with some prisoners and NOT WITH THE REST. It’s not fair.

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9 Criminals that reset when tasered.

This is cheating! - MichaelAftonUTTP

Doesn't accept to lose. - Ice-T

yeah...

People who do this say that it's a smart strategy. But I have two things to say to that.
1) It's not smart. Lots of people do it. You didn't think of it yourself for sure.
2) How is it a strategy? It's literally just cheating. Pros would just escape again.
However, people mainly play this game to show off, rather than have fun playing it, so obviously people would try whatever they can to be in the criminal rank. - LemonComputer

10 Guards that kill, arrest, taser for no reason at all

I hate this, prison is a nightmare and I believe this Overkill should stop, since they put the "if you kill more you become a prisoner" is not helping. if you see a guard, and it teasers you its either because they have no self control or they are jealous because of your avatar, it happened to me, it's so so ANNOYING! One thing to do is to tell them to stop (which I never did) or stay away from them

I hate this so much because when me allies and me got tasered, they finished us off by not arresting us, but shooting us like in the Star Wars force awakens movie where they cornered everyone just mass murdered them.

Cowards. - Ice-T

The Newcomers

? Players who camp their opponents spawn just to kill them

This is annoying because I was a cop and these two prisoners camped at my spawn and kept killing me and my allies and it gave time for the prisoners to escape and keep me and my allies ya bay it’s annoying.

The Contenders

11 People who lie about how good they are a lot

Liar: I am a very good criminal.
Me: Okay, I'll let you join me.
Liar: Thanks!
*Liar ends up depending on me, which makes me have a lot of extra stress because I feel like it's my duty to protect them* - LemonComputer

12 Exploiters

Exploiters in every game is a sh. - Ice-T

13 Bullies

Guard who bullies prisoners constantly? - Ice-T

Yes ice T, you are 100% correct.

14 Criminals that rage when tasered

" YOU CAUGHT ME NOB! " or "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! I'M PRO! " or "HACKER! " are very common comments amongst these rare types of players. - LemonComputer

15 Prisoners who threaten their opponents

This prisoner was threatening me that if he arrests me he will kill me in the game. So he got banned from the game

16 Prisoners who bully cops to annoy them

Prisoners who bully cops. You can bully them but it will make the game worse.

17 Role players

If I was a cop, criminal, or prisoner I would tell the cops to ruin the role play immediately.

18 Guests cops

Guest Cops aren't so bad! - MichaelAftonUTTP

There shoo

19 Riot police

It looks cool but most noobs get this, but where’s the FBI? It would be more cooler if they added this.

20 Guards that arrest you instead of putting you in your cell/noob guards

Hate these guys, I call out “hey! Can you help me get inside my cell please? ”but they say nothing and just arrest me anyways. That’s just one of the signs of a noob cop

21 Speed exploiters

Faster than my hands

22 Players who pick on noobs

It’s annoying if you hate being bullied when joining this game for the first time.

23 Annoying police
24 ODers

Prisoners actually do this to persuade patrol teams to let them out.

25 Auto clickers
26 Patrol teams

A bunch of police that mass murder prisoners and criminals. I hate this because I was on the tower with a bunch of criminals and a patrol team came out and it took forever for me to kill all of them.

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1. Guards that help prisoners constantly
2. Guards with gamepasses that get butthurt when you know that they're noobs
3. Prisoners that just shoot criminals for no reason whatsoever
LedgerDraven
1. Guards that help prisoners constantly
2. Guards that keep shooting prisoners for no reason whatsoever
3. Guards that kill, arrest, taser for no reason at all
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1. Guards with gamepasses that get butthurt when you know that they're noobs
2. Guards that help prisoners constantly
3. Criminals that shoot prisoners constantly
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