Worst Verses In Music History

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is going'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Gotta admit, this is a pretty childish way to describe your day.

My generation is lost...

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken.
Jump in.

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.

That opening alone is very hard to listen to, then it continues.

Only song to have 2 verses on the list...

Look at me and tell me the truth
What do you do
When people don't know
What we go through
They see my blonde hair
Blue eyes and class
But they don't know
I have a really big heart
Please, don't get me wrong
I know that I'm hot
But text book perfection
Really takes a lot
Weird guys call my phone
Girls call me names
But like Miley said,
I can't be tamed!
Hot girls, we have problems too
But were just like you
Except were hot (hot, hot, hot)
The world needs to open their eyes
And realize
That were not perfect
And some times we lie
I got the look
I got the butt
But those things don't make me a (shh)
Boys call me stuck-up
Girls say I'm conceited
On behalf of a hot girl
Those comments aren't needed
Just cause I'm pretty
I have to be dumb
I don't care about wits,
I just want to have fun
People start rumors
And say things about me
Funny thing is,
I didn't go to that party
Hot ...more

Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)

Uh... yeah, somebody wrote this.

Gotta admit, that last line is so audacious it's golden.

Very difficult to listen to.
Oh, and also, that time when she holds the word "business" is one of the most awkward moments I've ever heard in a song.

Maybe we can just say the entire song is a disgrace.

This is so uncomfortable to hear. And read.

Patty cake, Patty cake
With no hands
Got me in this club making wedding plans
If I take pictures while you do your dance
I can make you famous on Instagram

Hot damn it
Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sandwich
Whoa, I can't stand it

Though I'm not one, this sounds very demeaning to the women and everything they've done in our recent history.

"Go ahead and go ham sandwich"

"Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till"

That's all I gotta say...

Some of these lines are really, really bad.

I can't even write all of it, because its about 3 men trapped in a coal mine cave-in, and the first two kill and eat their companion to survive.

"Stomachs as full as they could be,
and nobody ever got around,
to finding Timothy.
Timothy, Timothy,
Joe was looking at you,
Timothy, Timothy,
God what did we do? "