Top 10 Worst Video Game and Console Ideas

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The Top Ten

1 Bubsy 3D

I mean... They though it was a good idea... - aarond09

Bubsy + PlayStation + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Bubsy 3D

"What could possibly go wrong? " They asked.
"Bubsy 3D is fun." They said.

2 Philips CDI

The console that gave us the Unholy Triforce

3 R.O.B. (Robotic Operating Buddy)

He doesn't work with black and white televisions. - RalphBob

4 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Atari)

Worst video game EVER!

Purple for putrid gameplay... Check, since this game contains so many pits that it IS the pits (rotten joke intended).
Blue for bad musical abominations... Check!
Green for graphical farts and garlic... Check!
Yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material... Giant economy-sized check!
Orange for orange you a big idiot... Check, since you might think this is a decent game based on the artwork on the cartridge.
Red for high-stress anger-inducing masochism... Giant economy-sized check!

5 Virtual Boy

Only about 15 or 20 games were made for this joke console.

It can hurt your eye sight

6 Hotel Mario

Yet another absurd case of video game icons misused under license...

7 Xbox One

Why would I pay for a 500 dollar cablebox to watch T.V. on, when I can buy a used T.V. for 300 dollars, that doesn't require drm? can you answer that Microsoft? - Frouze

The crowd Boo's all over it at 2013's E3 and can tell the detection of an awful console, the guy says "oh you need to play Online 24/7 and you must never get off or else" that doesn't sound great that's bull talk and also it's original purpose was focus on T.V. so overall this is not for hardcore gamers it targets kind of towards who the hell knows who it's targeted too this console pissed me off to hell and I bet all those former Microsoft fans agree with me "DAM YOU Microsoft" for stabbing me in the back by making such a stupid idea I mean just WHY and don't tell me it's profit that's a bullsh!t excuse - htoutlaws2012

8 Link: The Faces of Evil

The Laughing Joking Numbnuts who ruined three Zelda CDi games too many released two of what is pretty much the same game on the same day in 1993: this game and Zelda Wand Of Gamelon.

9 Atari Jaguar

A top-loading game console with no dust cover? What a big ripoff!

10 Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

Just because you play as Zelda in this game doesn't mean it's a good Zelda game.

The Contenders

11 Chintendo Vii

Probably from Nintendo's self-parody division...

Wow! Nice Nintendo Wii rip-off ya got there! - aarond09

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13 Bible Adventure (Color Dreams)

At least this cartridge contains three dysfunctional games (Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, David & Goliath), not 52 (like with Action 52).

I'm not anti-religious (i'm a Christian. So don't flame me because of my belief)
I just though the game wasn't good. - aarond09

Color Dreams + Bible + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Wisdom Tree = LJN's Bible games division

14 Night Trap V 1 Comment
15 Custers Revenge

How is this crazy joke a video game, anyway!

16 LJN LJN LJN Toys, Limited was an American toy company and video game publisher in operation from 1970 to 1995. It manufactured toy lines and released battery operated water guns and video games based on licensed properties from movies, television shows, and celebrities.

Instead of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple (starting from the outside edge), the order of colors on that infamous rainbow of doom brought to you by Laughing Joking Numbnuts is as follows: "PURPLE for putrid gameplay, BLUE for bad musical abominations, GREEN for graphical farts and garlic, YELLOW for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material, ORANGE for Orange you idiot and RED for high-stress anger-inducing masochism"

LJN is the Angry Video Game Nerd's least favourite three-letter word.

Worst video game company EVER!

"Ah, LJN. What we're dealing with here is a s***** game-making machine. It's really a miracle of electronic evolution. All this machine does is joke and cheat and make s***** games, and that's all."

LJN the video game company is short for Laughing Joking Numbnuts because they're a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts (capitalized on purpose) who never stop ruining everything to do with video games! Terminator 2, ET, Action 52, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Bill & Ted, Back To The Future, Superman 64, Beetlejuice, Friday The 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, Little Red Hood, Karate Kid, Roger Rabbit, Dick Tracy, Sonic 06, Sonic R, Sonic Labyrinth, Aquaman Battle For Atlantis, T&C Surf Designs, Gotcha The Sport, Jaws, MK Mythologies, Awesome Possum, Shaq-Fu, the Unholy Triforce, Hotel Mario, Bubsy 3D, Rascal, Dark Castle, Captain Novolin, Radical Rex, Spirit Of Speed 1937... the list goes on and on!

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17 Little Red Hood

Little Red Hood is probably the worst video game based on a book license: botching children's nursery tales this badly is among the lowest lows in video game history.

No matter who programmed this crazy excuse for a video game, they gave Little Red Riding Hood the LJN treatment.

18 miniPolyStation 3

A crazy cuckoo cross between Polystation (whose name alone is a ripoff of PlayStation) and Gameboy (small display for relevant games)

19 Gizmondo

Another handheld joke console that's no better than the r-zone or game-com or virtual boy (note the lowercase letters)

20 LJN Video Art

Worst video game console EVER!

The biggest reason this MS Paint ripoff sucks can be summed up in three little words: Laughing Joking Numbnuts

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1. Virtual Boy
2. Atari Jaguar
3. Bubsy 3D
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2. Philips CDI
3. R.O.B. (Robotic Operating Buddy)
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2. Xbox One
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