Top 10 Worst Video Game and Console Ideas


The Top Ten

1 Bubsy 3D

I mean... They though it was a good idea... - aarond09

"What could possibly go wrong? " They asked.
"Bubsy 3D is fun." They said.

Bubsy + PlayStation + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Bubsy 3D

2 Philips CDI

The console that gave us the Unholy Triforce

3 R.O.B. (Robotic Operating Buddy)

He doesn't work with black and white televisions. - RalphBob

4 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Atari)

Worst video game EVER!

Purple for putrid gameplay... Check, since this game contains so many pits that it IS the pits (rotten joke intended).
Blue for bad musical abominations... Check!
Green for graphical farts and garlic... Check!
Yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material... Giant economy-sized check!
Orange for orange you a big idiot... Check, since you might think this is a decent game based on the artwork on the cartridge.
Red for high-stress anger-inducing masochism... Giant economy-sized check!

5 Virtual Boy

Only about 15 or 20 games were made for this joke console.

It can hurt your eye sight

6 Hotel Mario

Yet another absurd case of video game icons misused under license...

7 Link: The Faces of Evil

The Laughing Joking Numbnuts who ruined three Zelda CDi games too many released two of what is pretty much the same game on the same day in 1993: this game and Zelda Wand Of Gamelon.

8 Xbox One

Microsoft should honestly stick to operating systems not consoles and phones. - PerfectImpulseX

Why would I pay for a 500 dollar cablebox to watch T.V. on, when I can buy a used T.V. for 300 dollars, that doesn't require drm? can you answer that Microsoft? - Frouze

The crowd Boo's all over it at 2013's E3 and can tell the detection of an awful console, the guy says "oh you need to play Online 24/7 and you must never get off or else" that doesn't sound great that's bull talk and also it's original purpose was focus on T.V. so overall this is not for hardcore gamers it targets kind of towards who the hell knows who it's targeted too this console pissed me off to hell and I bet all those former Microsoft fans agree with me "DAM YOU Microsoft" for stabbing me in the back by making such a stupid idea I mean just WHY and don't tell me it's profit that's a bullsh!t excuse - htoutlaws2012

9 Atari Jaguar

A top-loading game console with no dust cover? What a big ripoff!

10 Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

Just because you play as Zelda in this game doesn't mean it's a good Zelda game.

The Contenders

11 Chintendo Vii

Probably from Nintendo's self-parody division...

Wow! Nice Nintendo Wii rip-off ya got there! - aarond09

12 Wii U

Worst Wii knockoff EVER!

I don't hate it but...
Don't ya think Nintendo's taken their games to a more childish level?
Its their graphics in HD
(Wind Waker HD your fine. )
But it's a good console... - aarond09


13 Bible Adventure (Color Dreams)

At least this cartridge contains three dysfunctional games (Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, David & Goliath), not 52 (like with Action 52).

I'm not anti-religious (i'm a Christian. So don't flame me because of my belief)
I just though the game wasn't good. - aarond09

Color Dreams + Bible + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Wisdom Tree = LJN's Bible games division

14 Custers Revenge

How is this crazy joke a video game, anyway!

I would love to see the devastation of a company rebooting this game in today's ultra touchy-feely society. - Xean45

15 Night Trap

Worst Sega CD game ever

16 Gizmondo

Another handheld joke console that's no better than the r-zone or game-com or virtual boy (note the lowercase letters)

17 LJN LJN LJN Toys, Limited was an American toy company and video game publisher in operation from 1970 to 1995. It manufactured toy lines and released battery operated water guns and video games based on licensed properties from movies, television shows, and celebrities.

Instead of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple (starting from the outside edge), the order of colors on that infamous rainbow of doom brought to you by Laughing Joking Numbnuts is as follows: "PURPLE for putrid gameplay, BLUE for bad musical abominations, GREEN for graphical farts and garlic, YELLOW for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material, ORANGE for Orange you idiot and RED for high-stress anger-inducing masochism"

LJN is the Angry Video Game Nerd's least favourite three-letter word.

Worst video game company EVER!

"Ah, LJN. What we're dealing with here is a s***** game-making machine. It's really a miracle of electronic evolution. All this machine does is joke and cheat and make s***** games, and that's all."

LJN the video game company is short for Laughing Joking Numbnuts because they're a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts (capitalized on purpose) who never stop ruining everything to do with video games! Terminator 2, ET, Action 52, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Bill & Ted, Back To The Future, Superman 64, Beetlejuice, Friday The 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, Little Red Hood, Karate Kid, Roger Rabbit, Dick Tracy, Sonic 06, Sonic R, Sonic Labyrinth, Aquaman Battle For Atlantis, T&C Surf Designs, Gotcha The Sport, Jaws, MK Mythologies, Awesome Possum, Shaq-Fu, the Unholy Triforce, Hotel Mario, Bubsy 3D, Rascal, Dark Castle, Captain Novolin, Radical Rex, Spirit Of Speed 1937... the list goes on and on!

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18 Little Red Hood

Little Red Hood is probably the worst video game based on a book license: botching children's nursery tales this badly is among the lowest lows in video game history.

No matter who programmed this crazy excuse for a video game, they gave Little Red Riding Hood the LJN treatment.

19 Intec Interact

This joke console contains an unusually large amount of accessories for a game system with 8 sports games (Place Kick Soccer, Bowling, Tennis, Fishing, Ping Pong, Golf, Baseball, t.v. Boxing) and 32 misc. games (Snake, Square, Diamond, Archery, shudu, Fire Man, Lawn Purge, Zuma, Boxes World, Bee Fighting, Tank, Shooting Balloons, Pro Crack, Fish War, aquamix, Duel Soccer, Maze Pac, Pets Crossing, Hammer, Rugged Hammer, Harry, Loop Legend, Fancy, Farm Keeper, Smart Bomber, Tiger Man, Golden Gate, Apex Gun, Pixie Princess Dandelion Of The Death Knell, Over Speed, Motor Storm, Highway Racing)

20 Wireless 60

At least this joke console contains controllers, unlike the Wireless Air 60.

This joke console contains 12 sports games (Baseball, Basketball, Boxing, Bowling, Fishing, Darts, Tennis, Ping-Pong, Golf, Pool, Dancing, Sea World) and 48 misc. games (Auto X, Deep Storm, Dream Bubble, Fire Fighter, Hero Legend, Jewel Fever 2, Mr. Onion, The Lost World, Totally Jet, Pop Ball, Go-Kart, Sudoku, Lightning Plan, Find Pairs, Rapid Stream, Finger Dancing, Slot Machine, Texas Hold'em, Blackjack, Video Poker, Caribbean Stud, Free Craps, Jewel Master 2, Motor Rally 2, Speed Runner, Dragon, Treasure Hunt, Ice Climber, Cooking Chaos, Starry Night, Potion Commotion, Loco-Coconuts, Surf Adventure, Egg Collector, Find The Way, Go Smile, Magic Jelly, Pinball Fish, Bump Jump, Zippy Frogger, Crazy Addition, Defense Mission, Bomb Hero, Ballroom Bonanza, Milk Mania, Puzzle Pop, Pearls, Hide & Seek)

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Top Remixes (5)

1. Virtual Boy
2. Atari Jaguar
3. Bubsy 3D
1. Bubsy 3D
2. Philips CDI
3. R.O.B. (Robotic Operating Buddy)
1. Gizmondo
2. Xbox One
3. Night Trap

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