Worst Video Game Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Here's a lock pick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you. - Resident Evil
2 A winner is you - Pro Wrestling

Fawful did it better

3 His coconut gun can fire in spurts if he shoots ya it's gonna hurt - Donkey Kong 64

I love this for some reason.

4 I fell asleep - Metal Gear

He needs a cup of coffee - Timeforfred1

5 Good work! But you forgot baby Moses - Bible Adventures
6 What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you. - Castlevania Symphony of the Night
7 X-Men, welcome to die - X- Men Arcade
8 Congratulation. this story is happy end thank you - Ghosts N Goblins

Seriously how hard is it to say Congratulations - egnomac

I think a three year old wrote it

9 You and your friends are dead. Game over - Friday the 13th

It is kinda fitting, the game is about stopping Jason and that failing to do so will result in the death of you and your friends

10 I Should Have Been The One To Fill Your Dark Soul With LI- (voice crack) -IGHT! - Devil May Cry

Completely ruined the entire scene and pissed on its remains

The fact that the directors actually allowed that voice crack to echo is just hilarious. That voice acting was SHI- (voice crack) -ITE! - xandermartin98

So bad it's good.

The Newcomers

? That's real pretty underwear - Sewer Shark

The Contenders

11 Oh no our weapons are useless - Sonic Adventure
12 Hey, Listen - The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

God the amount of rage quits I got from that!

Navi should be a smash fighter - Lord28

13 You're Winner - Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Put this at number #1

14 All your base are belong to us - Zero Wing (PAL)
15 Burn to the Ground! - Mega Man X7
16 Bangin Up High the Handle, Homey Beef! (White Man Can't Jump)

Who the hell wrote this crap

17 I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
18 I hate tombs. - Tomb Raider (2013)
19 No, this isn't happening! There's no reason for me to go on! WHAT- WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!?!?!?!?!? - Mega Man X4
20 We'll find Doctah Wahwee! - Mega Man 8
21 I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain - Destiny
22 You Can't Give It Up! Triumph or Die! - Street Fighter Alpha 3
23 You Were Doomed As Soon As You Lost the Ability to Love - Castlevania Sympony of the Night
24 Suffer like G did - The House of the Dead 2
25 You Spoony Bard! - Final Fantasy II
26 You Know, Between Me and You, I Think We Should Ask for More Money. a Lot More - Resident Evil 6
27 This place looks like is going to collapse, too. Somebody oughta call the building inspector - Resident Evil 6

Just about anything that comes out of Jake Muller's mouth is going to be terrible. - egnomac

28 Where did you learn to fly - Cybermorth
29 You Were Almost a Jill Sandwich - Resident Evil
30 Join ME! In REMAKING THIS WORLD! - Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night
31 Take THAT, Meester Eye-BALLS! Ha, CRAZY EYEBALL MAN! - Mario Power Tennis
32 Perfume De Zigitaris: A Type Of Muscle Relaxant Gas. - Chaos Wars
33 I Won! - Link: The Faces of Evil
34 GEE! It sure is BORING around heeere! - Link: The Faces of Evil
35 YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! - Xenoblade Chronicles
36 You Dare Bring Light to My Lair? You Must Die!! - Zelda Wand of Gamelon
37 Take your damn clothes off! - Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
38 What am I fighting for!? - Mega Man X4
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Top Remixes

1. A winner is you - Pro Wrestling
2. Here's a lock pick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you. - Resident Evil
3. His coconut gun can fire in spurts if he shoots ya it's gonna hurt - Donkey Kong 64
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