Top 10 Worst Wannabe Tough Guy Bands

Bands that try to sound badass but fall flat on their face. From shoddy lyricism, to generic tough guy attitudes in general. Some bands fail at it more than others. So, without further to do let's take a look at the worst wannabe tough guy bands in existence. What do you consider to be the worst wannabe tough guy band?

The Top Ten

1 Five Finger Death Punch Five Finger Death Punch, often shortened to Five Finger or Death Punch, also abbreviated as 5FDP or FFDP, is an American Alternative Metal/Alternative Rock band from Las Vegas, Nevada. Formed in 2005, the band's name comes from the kung fu movie The Five Fingers of Death.

They do all of the generic wannabe tough guy things multiplied by a thousand. From their mundane riffs, overdramatic vocals, and really bad songs throughout. How anyone can tolerate this band let ALONE like them is a mystery to me. - BlueTelegraph

That name is racist against the disabled with only four fingers

They made ONE good song. ONE. Now they're not just "tough" but their ego is up there. - Cyri

Actually, Bad Company's also a good song, in my opinion. Only those 2 songs are good. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

Sounds like an 8 year old boy made that name - BananaBrain

2 Saliva Saliva is an American rock band formed in Memphis, Tennessee in 1996. Saliva released their self-titled debut album on August 26, 1997, through Rockingchair Records, a record label owned and operated by Mark Yoshida, who recorded and produced the release at his studio, Rockingchair Studios.

"Click Click Boom", and "Badass" are average generic wannabe tough guy songs. Not good ones either, but once again that's not surprising. Not as bad as others in the pack but not that interesting either.

One of the most generic rock bands I've ever heard. Nothing interesting from any of the band members either

3 Limp Bizkit Limp Bizkit is an American nu metal band from Jacksonville, Florida, formed in 1994. Their lineup consists of Fred Durst, Sam Rivers, John Otto, and Wes Borland.

This list wouldn't be complete without one of the pioneers of generic tough wannabe tough guy music. Fred Durst comes off as corny more than intimidating in all honesty. "Break Stuff" is your typical generic wannabe tough guy song a really bad one at that as well.

The favourite band for every Kyle, especially the ones from the 2000's

If there was a list of Wannabe Tough Guy Musicians or Rappers, he would be at the top.

Limp Bizkit is a great band for pussies that are wannabe metalhead tough guys

4 Godsmack Godsmack is an American rock band from Lawrence, Massachusetts, formed in 1995. The band is composed of founder, frontman and songwriter Sully Erna, guitarist Tony Rombola, bassist Robbie Merrill, and drummer Shannon Larkin.

I didn't comment on this. I swear someone is impersonating me. ~ Userguy44

Godsmack is a good band. They don't deserve to be on here and I hope their haters burn in hell. ~ Userguy44

Wow hoping that someone "burns in hell" is a very immature say to thing. - BlueTelegraph

Songs like "I Effing Hate You", and "Cryin' Like a Bitch" scream generic tough guy music. Not only that but they fail at it half of the time. One of the only few bands that pulled off the tough guy thing is Pantera to be honest. - BlueTelegraph

5 Disturbed Disturbed is an American nu metal/ alternative rock/ alternative metal band from Chicago, Illinois. The band comprises vocalist David Draiman, bassist John Moyer, guitarist Dan Donegan, and drummer Mike Wengren. They are known for songs like "Down With the Sickness" and "Stricken" .

I remember that during art class in high school, there was this guy that always put on Disturbed songs (the teacher let us put whatever music we wanted on the speakers) and the guy really looked like he felt like he was the toughest man in the room. It just looked pathetic to be honest.

I like Disturbed but yeah they try too hard to be badass at many times. But they do have some songs where they're not ALL that wannabe tough.

They maybe not be as bad as FFDP. But, that doesn't make them any good either. "Guarded" although one of their few tolerable songs is a generic wannabe tough guy song. Don't get me started on Down With the Sickness either a wannabe tough guy song that screams pathetic.

This band just screams "wannabe Metal"

6 Slipknot Slipknot is an American Alternative/ Nu Metal band formed in 1995 from Iowa. The band is best known as one of the pioneers of the New Wave of American Alternative Metal during the late 1990s - 2000s and are distinguishable by the band's clothing choices, consisting of black/red jumpsuits and horror ...read more.

I've really grown out of this band lately. Not hard to see why either, they come off as a diet sounding Slayer. With lots of generic wannabe tough guy elements thrown into the mix. Wait and Bleed is one of the biggest examples that comes to mind. - BlueTelegraph

Not really "tough guy" image. More "Guys you wouldn't want to find in a dark alley." - Cyri

In 6th grade everyone loves Slipknot

Can confirm. Used to play Wait And Bleed, Spit It Out and Left Behind a lot last year. - DarkBoi-X

7 Theory Of A Deadman Theory of a Deadman is a Canadian post-grunge band. Formed in 2001, the band is currently signed to Roadrunner Records as well as 604 Records. They were discovered by Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger.

They try to sound badass but really aren't. It doesn't help that they're misogynist either. "No Way Out", "Crutch", and more is some of their several wannabe tough guy songs by them. It's kinda ironic how soft they made their music lately. - BlueTelegraph

8 Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold is an American heavy metal band, that was formed 1999 in California. Their longest lineup of members was M. Shadows (Vocals), Synyster Gates (Lead Guitar), Zacky Vengeance (Rhythm Guitar), Johnny Christ (Bass Guitar), and The Rev (Drums). ...read more.

Eh, somehow I don't see them as a wannabe tough guy band. It might just be because I haven't listen to their songs much, but they just look like guys making Heavy Metal or Hard Rock music to me. - RogerMcBaloney

Somewhat but not entirely. - BlueTelegraph

9 Trapt Trapt is an American rock band that formed in Los Gatos, California in 1995, best known for their 2002 single "Headstrong".

The one hit wonder behind "Headstrong" generic wannabe tough guy music at its worst. Doesn't help that the singer comes off as bland either. Not a impressive band to say of the least. But, any wannabe tough guy band isn't impressive. - BlueTelegraph

Not gonna lie, I actually like Trapt. I respect your opinion, though. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

10 My Darkest Days My Darkest Days is a Canadian rock band based in Peterborough, Ontario consisting of lead singer Matt Walst, bassist Brendan McMillan, drummer Doug Oliver, and keyboardist Reid Henry. Matt Walst left the band in 2013 to become the lead singer of Three Days Grace. Their last album that came out was in ...read more.

Not really. - BlueTelegraph

The Contenders

11 Breaking Benjamin Breaking Benjamin is a American post-grunge/alternative metal band formed in 1998. The bands members all changed in the time between 2010 to 2014, with the exception of Ben Burnley (Vocals). The Ex-Members included Chad Szeliga (Drums), Aaron Fink (Guitar) and Mark Klepaspi (Bass). ...read more.

They try to pull it off but fail. With songs like "You Fight Me", "Lights Out", and etc. really bad wannabe tough guy music. Benjamin Burnley tries to be intimidating but really isn't. He comes off as corny and hard to take seriously. - BlueTelegraph

They sound like every other Hard Alternative band ever. - DarkBoi-X

I disagree with them being labeled as a tough guy band. - Soulstealer

Really, really bad ngl - DenyYourMaker

12 Hinder Hinder is an American rock band from Oklahoma that was formed in 2001 by drummer Cody Hanson, lead singer Austin Winkler and guitarist Joe "Blower" Garvey.
13 Nickelback Nickelback is a Canadian rock band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta, Canada. The band is composed of guitarist and lead vocalist Chad Kroeger, guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist Ryan Peake, bassist Mike Kroeger, and drummer Daniel Adair.

Not really, most of their songs are soft sounding ballads. At worst they're top 40 radio rock not wannabe tough guys. - BlueTelegraph

14 Bullet for My Valentine Bullet for My Valentine are a Welsh metalcore/emo band from Bridgend, formed in 1998. The band is composed of Matthew Tuck (lead vocals, rhythm guitar), Michael Paget (lead guitar, backing vocals), Michael Thomas (drums) and Jamie Mathias (bass guitar). Former members include Nick Crandle and Jason ...read more.
15 Volbeat Volbeat are a Danish heavy metal band formed in Copenhagen in 2001. They play a fusion of rock and roll, heavy metal and rockabilly.
16 Emmure Emmure is an American metalcore band formed in 2003. Originally based in New Fairfield, Connecticut, but now residing in Queens, New York, the group has a total of seven releases, with their first public release being a 2006 EP entitled The Complete Guide to Needlework.
17 Attila Attila is an American metalcore band from Atlanta, Georgia, formed in 2005. Frontman Chris Fronzak started the band in high school and, not wanting to use typical death metal terms, adopted the name from Attila the Hun, which he came across in a book.

If Limp Bizkit made Deathcore and Metalcore rather than Nu Metal - DarkBoi-X

18 Shinedown Shinedown is an American hard rock band from Jacksonville, Florida, formed in 2001 and founded by members Brent Smith, Brad Stewart, Jasin Todd, and Barry Kerch.
19 Pantera Pantera was an American Heavy Metal band formed in 1981 by guitarist Dimebag Darrell and drummer Vinnie Paul. The band started out as a Glam Metal act in the 1980s with little success. After discarding their original lead vocalist and enlisting Phil Anselmo, the band signed a major record deal with ...read more.

They're the only band that pulls off the tough guy thing though. - BlueTelegraph

Pantera is basically the opposite of a wannabe tough guy band. - RogerMcBaloney

Music for drunk truck drivers and 17 year old car mechanics - Alkadikce

That better be an opinion or ima go live on Facebook, scream, and check this list for MISTAKES LIKE FRACTURES! - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX

Really? - TuxIsAPerson

20 Metallica Metallica is an American Thrash Metal band formed in 1981 . The original lineup was James Hetfield (Vocalist and Rhythm guitarist), Dave Mustaine (Lead Guitar), Lars Ulrich (Drums), Ron McGovney (Bassist). The group came into mainstream from their Self-Titled album and the hit single "Enter Sandman". ...read more.

Not really a tough guy band for the most part.

21 Hollywood Undead Hollywood Undead is an American rap rock band from Los Angeles, California, United States. They released their debut album, Swan Songs, on September 2, 2008, and their live CD/DVD Desperate Measures, on November 10, 2009. Their second studio album, American Tragedy, was released April 5, 2011. All of ...read more.

This I can agree on. - BlueTelegraph

22 Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse is a American death metal band from Buffalo, New York, formed in 1988. The band is known for their graphic album covers, explicitly violent lyrics and song titles like "I C** Blood" The group got into mainstream after performing the song "Hammer Smashed Face" in the 1994 film Ace Ventura: ...read more.

Just because they are a death metal band and that their music is very aggressive sounding doesn't make them a wannabe tough guy band. Whoever added them probably thinks Metal bands in general just try to act tough instead of wanting to make music and express themselves.

Their lyrics scream "wannabe tough guy band".

Now this is the definition of wannabe tough guy music. I mean they literally have a song called “Hammer Smashed Face”. ~ Userguy44

23 Papa Roach Papa Roach is an American rock band from Vacaville, California. Formed in 1993, their first major-label release was the triple-platinum album Infest.

Wannabe emos. ~ Userguy44

24 Crazy Town Crazy Town is an American rap rock band, formed in 1995 by Bret Mazur and Seth Binzer. Crazy Town is best known for their 2000 hit single, "Butterfly", which reached number one on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart and helped their debut album, The Gift of Game sell over 1.5 million units.

I doubt that “Butterfly” sounds tough but some others maybe - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX

25 Seether Seether are a South African hard rock band founded in May 1999 in Pretoria, South Africa. The band originally performed under the name Saron Gas until 2002, when they adopted the Seether name.

A band that tries to sound like a edgier version of Nirvana. They fill the generic wannabe tough guy quota well. Another thing that doesn't surprise me. Probably the more tolerable one of the bunch though which is why they're pretty low. - BlueTelegraph

Fake it sounds like a tough guy song that's it really - BananaBrain

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