Top Ten Worst Ways to Be Woken Up

This list is probably my least comforting, but I also believe each item is quite poetic and descriptive.

The Top Ten

1 With the air rushing into your face as you fall

You would think that in the process of being brought up, you would be woken up. - HarCher

If I were in freefall, I would much rather stay asleep and not know about it, thanks. - PositronWildhawk

2 Feeling a few drops on your face and looking up to see a large dog cocking its leg

I have been awoken by my dogs via noise and having them paw me, but this would be going too far. - PositronWildhawk

I burst out laughing when I read this one 😂 - CityGuru

3 Noticing you can't feel your arm, before seeing a strangely familiar arm being handed to you by a surgeon

Huh I thought my best pal was the only one - Toucan

4 Hearing a small crunching noise and leaning on the sensitive burrow mark left by the flesh-eating insect in your head

And to think I thought this would only happen to me.

If that happens to me I will scream the loudest I can. - Pony

Gah! Oh my god! How awful this would be. The thought is making me shiver... - Britgirl

5 Hearing a faint hissing sound before feeling a tickling sensation on your leg, then you stir and are sprayed by the spitting cobra in your bed

Spitting cobras are not nice creatures. And this would be quite a shock as you wake up. - PositronWildhawk

Me:darn I were the bed! (when I look at Cobra)

6 Feeling stuffy, thinking you smell birthday candles, and then seeing an orange glare on the end of your bed

What would the orange glare be?

7 Rolling against a wall, hitting your head on the lid of a coffin, hearing the faint sound of shovels pouring earth into a hole

I certainly hope that if you wake up like this, you don't do so with a sore throat. You may have to scream rather loudly. - PositronWildhawk

8 Hearing a faint piercing girlish screech with little rhythm to a tune, slowly waking to find a familiar stupid Canadian teenage musician.

Ouch! Even worse if it's five familiar stupid British teenage musicians. Strength in numbers, as the saying goes. - PetSounds

Can you guess any names? It can't be Alan Sugar, can it? - PositronWildhawk

I wonder who this could be... - Minecraftcrazy530

NOT Justin Bieber! NAOOO! - RiverClanRocks

9 Being Raped
10 Feeling a pulling sensation on your leg, before an outburst of pain, jumping up and seeing an alligator right next to you

The Contenders

11 Hearing a faint rumble and suddenly feeling weight on your chest, waking to see part of your roof on you

Once, I actually FELT a rumble in my sleep and I woke up to my room and bookcase shaking. It turned out that central NJ had an earthquake at the time that impacted most of the surrounding area (I am from Philadelphia). It was scary.

Luckily nothing fell on top of me.

12 "Hi, my name is Saint Peter"

If you didn't believe, you're screwed. - ethanmeinster

13 Your friend pouring dirty hot fishbowl water all over you.

Ew. It's just so gross and slimy!

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