Top Ten Worst Ways to Be Woken UpThis list is probably my least comforting, but I also believe each item is quite poetic and descriptive.
The Top Ten
You would think that in the process of being brought up, you would be woken up. - HarCher
If I were in freefall, I would much rather stay asleep and not know about it, thanks. - PositronWildhawk
I have been awoken by my dogs via noise and having them paw me, but this would be going too far. - PositronWildhawk
I burst out laughing when I read this one 😂 - CityGuru
Huh I thought my best pal was the only one - Toucan
And to think I thought this would only happen to me.
If that happens to me I will scream the loudest I can. - Pony
Gah! Oh my god! How awful this would be. The thought is making me shiver... - Britgirl
Spitting cobras are not nice creatures. And this would be quite a shock as you wake up. - PositronWildhawk
Me:darn I were the bed! (when I look at Cobra)
What would the orange glare be?
I certainly hope that if you wake up like this, you don't do so with a sore throat. You may have to scream rather loudly. - PositronWildhawk
Ouch! Even worse if it's five familiar stupid British teenage musicians. Strength in numbers, as the saying goes. - PetSounds
Can you guess any names? It can't be Alan Sugar, can it? - PositronWildhawk
I wonder who this could be... - Minecraftcrazy530
NOT Justin Bieber! NAOOO! - RiverClanRocks
Once, I actually FELT a rumble in my sleep and I woke up to my room and bookcase shaking. It turned out that central NJ had an earthquake at the time that impacted most of the surrounding area (I am from Philadelphia). It was scary.
Luckily nothing fell on top of me.
If you didn't believe, you're screwed. - ethanmeinster
Ew. It's just so gross and slimy!