Worst Ways of Getting Someone To Marry You

The Top Ten
1 Threaten Them
2 Bribe Them
3 Trick Them
4 Hypnotize Them
5 Coerce Them
6 Blackmail Them
7 Use Religion as a Way to Get Them to Obey You
8 Make Them Sign a Contract Without Reading It
9 Humiliate Them Into Marrying You

I wonder if this is actually possible.

10 Abuse Them
The Contenders
11 Poison Them and Refuse to Give Them the Cure Unless They Agree to Marry Them
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