Worst Ways to Greet People


The Top Ten

1 Hey Buddy You Know Who I am . I'm err.... yeah.. What was I talking about?

Laugh out loud, this is the worst way to greet people - OreSama

How about a Coffee mate! Improves memory, I guess so! - Kiteretsunu

Haha! Lolzo! Read this list a dozen times but still it makes me laugh! Nice job, Ksun... God bless! - HezarioSeth

2 Hello There Nick......Bye! Gotta Go!

Thank you very much. - Kiteretsunu

3 No Greeting, nothing!
4 You Just Suck You Little Fellow!

MegaLolzo! Well, I sincerely hope you don't say this one to me if you ever come across me! You'll be tempted, but don't give in! - HezarioSeth

5 Hello Mike. How is your Dog? (unless it's suffering from any kind of disease or misfortune)
6 Who Are You Mate?
7 Do You Recognize Me? We were Best Friends at Kindergarten. You Were So Mischievous Back Then....

Maybe. But excuse me, can you just tell me your name once? - Kiteretsunu

It's so fun to say this in public, especially if the person is at least 10 years older than you.

8 Well, Harry Gave Me Your Address And So I Just Wanna Ask You.....

You can ask me anything. Just tell me your name first. - Kiteretsunu

9 Hello James! HaHaHaHoHoHooHoo, excuse me, just remembered a joke

Awesome, I LOVED this, Kiteretsunu! Keep it up... - HezarioSeth

I liked 1, 2, and this, but this kept me laughing for a long time! Loved it! - HezarioSeth

It happend me twice laugh out loud :D - XMrGentlemanX

10 Having A Good Day eh! Me too. The same applies to my brother

The Contenders

11 Farting makes a person perfect. So how is everything going!
12 You smell worse than a skunk. But you're my friend, so hello.
13 You were neither good then (like ten years ago), nor now! How are you?
14 Sniffing Their Butt/Crotch
15 Hello , my name is Idiot Steinberg and I love Justin Bieber
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