Worst Ways to Try to Get Out of Going To Jail

The Top Ten

1 Killing the people in the courtroom as a threat

2 Telling the judge the crime you committed is nothing compared to the crimes you did before

3 Farting so loud the people can't hear anything but your fart

4 Playing a Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/Barney/Dora song to try to put the judge in a good mood

I think people should stop putting Justin Bieber

I think they'd execute you right then and there.

5 Bribing the judge to let you out for five dollars

6 Playing dead

7 Fake coughing

8 Running out of the courtroom while screaming so all guards hear you

9 Saying "what" every time anyone says something

10 Giving the judge a "get out of jail free" card.

Why didn't I think of this? Sometimes I wish I had a more creative imagination...

I bet judges have to deal with those kinds of people all the time.

The Contenders

11 Acting like a statue

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