Top Ten Worst Weapons to Fight Zombies With

The Top Ten
1 A Twig

It would break on the, first hit.

2 A Toenail

To small, and not sharp enough.

3 Your Teeth

There's a good chance that you, might get turned in to a zombie.

4 A Pillow

Great for pillow fights... Bad for fighting zombies.

5 A Whoopee Cushion

How are you gonna prank zombies?

6 A Leaf

It wouldn't hurt them, at all.

7 Dust

Weaker than the leaf.

8 A Marker
9 Water

Yeah, pretty stupid

10 Cheese

Let's make a zombie pizza!

The Contenders
11 Clothes
12 Peanuts

It would not damage them unless they have allergies.

13 Hair
14 A Gun

It can definitely kill zombies, but it attracts a lot more.

15 Underwear
16 Gloves
17 An Inflatable Ten Ton Hammer

I don't think zombies would fall for that.

18 A Dildo
19 A Blanket
20 Your Hands
21 A Football
22 A Toothbrush
23 Ebola

You might catch Ebola too

24 Cotton Candy

Wha.. Why would use cotton candy to fight zombies?! WHY?!

25 A Pencil

You can use it if it was a really sharp pencil

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