Top 10 Worst, Weirdest and Stupidest Names for New Bands


The Top Ten

1 Dora the Explorer

That names promotes a baby show and I wonder how people would react if it was an heavy metal group that makes music that isn't for kids at all - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

That would be like if there was a really brutal, aggressive, and hardcore death metal band called Strawberry Shortcake.

What? Who names their band this? - AnimeDrawer

That would be good for a band that plays the most hardcore and gruesome deathblack metal

2 The New and Cool Band

(sarcasitc tone): Wow! How creative is that! This is the most unique name ever! - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

It sounds like the name for a awful kids show band. - AnimeDrawer

It'll probably be bad - RockStarr

3 Insert Name for a Band Here
4 The Breadwinners

I know that they would sing about butts. - Pony

Again, it promotes an awful T.V. show. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

So here is the rehearsal.
"Quack quack quack! "
*guitar solo that sounds like a fart*
" Butts butts butts fart lol butt booty butt"

5 Lip Balms

That name is quite boring - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

6 Failed Melodies

The name says it all that the band will suck - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

7 #hashtag

Why people STILL does hastags for nothing? - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

8 Rainbow Stickers and Unicorn Kisses
9 The Grossweiners

This name makes no sense at all

10 Forces of Shame

The Contenders

11 The Nicki Minaj Experience

You guys would just put ANYTHING won't you? There's nothing wrong with this... - TheMainReason

12 1direction 2.0

what - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

13 Disco Bar Jumpers of Volcanos
14 The Pedophiles
15 The Ku Klux Klan

They probably will make really racist songs. - AnimeDrawer

Also known as racist asss who think their better than everyone else - spiderskull98

16 Boobies

That sounds kind of funny actually, lol - AnimeDrawer

17 The Child Molesters

The sad thing is that this band already exists.

What? Who names their band this? That’s disgusting - AnimeDrawer

18 The Big Booty Whooties
19 9/11
20 The A**holes

That actually sounds pretty badass, it sounds like a good name for a punk band. - AnimeDrawer

21 Osama Bin Laden and the Terrorists

Bad name for a band

22 Jack Welford And His Well-Fed Band

I'm giving you my second name in good faith. - IronSabbathPriest

23 Boobies and Booties
24 Bag of D*cks

This would be a great name!

25 The Drunk Bitches
26 Master of Titties
27 Suck My Balls You Piece of S**t

what - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

That’s too long to be a band name - AnimeDrawer

28 Poopcity
29 Pop That Coochie
30 Sperm Dumpster
31 The Horny Prostitutes
32 The Booty Band
33 A**l Farts
34 Sex Rump
35 The Meow-Lickin' Cow Surf Day
36 Martini Punch
37 Car Queefs
38 Dog Humpers of Mordor
39 Smoochie Coochys
40 Ms. Sweet Booty
41 Ms. Fat Booty
42 Boob Cake
43 The Penises
44 Lick My D***!
45 The Stinky Buttholes
46 The Alcoholics
47 The Pornoholics
48 The Armpit Lickers
49 Fellatio
50 Dirty Diapers
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