Worst Diary of a Wimpy Kid Characters

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The Top Ten

1 Manny Heffley

It makes my day whenever I see a post on one of the parody Twitter accounts that says that Manny died

Well, Manny, NO ONE gives a crap about you now. You get the privilege of bringing toys, Get away with everything, Cancelled the Disney land trip,Get more money than Greg when he gets a swear jar (I will do this the only time F#*! You! ),Crashed a car, And the biggest of them all... YOU ALMOST KILLED YOUR OWN FAMILY, AND NO ONE CARED! In the name of sweet baby JESUS WHY!?!?!

Uh, this guy is such a jerk man. If he was never born, Greg would have a happy life.

This kid is so autistic that when I heard the 13th book would be called the meltdown, I thought it was about him

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2 Patty Farrel

Let's get this straight, Patty's book persona is 100% different from the movie. In the books, she was just a typical teacher's pet. Had very little to do with the plot, and could've actually been somewhat of a good character. Not to mention she only appeared in two books, and even then, was present for only a few pages. The movie completely derails this and turns her into an awful spoiled brat. Worst derailment ever.

She is WAY TOO EVIL in the movies. she even enjoyed injuring greg in the movie dog days in the tennis field.if she is gonna attack somebody so violently, why not just make her fight against a highly trained martial artist that will slice her head in two with a katana?!

To annoying and violent - OneLego

She is a dude stuck up snap b who thinks she’s so great and she is everything l to greg

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3 Bryce Anderson

Ok, who cares about you anyways, Bryce? Even thought they call you popular, you're just the supporting character of your own life! Who cares if you have goons?! No one likes you anyways.

He is very overrated. He is ugly and has way too many goons - OneLego

He just acts smart

He is so full of himself and he acts like a diva.

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4 Scotty Douglas

He is to dumb and young - OneLego

I think he should be in a lot of trouble. He stole Greg's video game

He's so annoying in long haul

Meh... he's kind of a jerk but I think he gets a pass for being so young

5 Susan Heffley

She makes greg do educational stuff like read a book and she makes her go outside why does she do that susan your horrible

I really hate her in some books of the series. In Dog Days, She tries to make a reading club for Greg and the rest of the neighborhood. What the heck? Who does that during the summer break. This just explains why Susan is a horrible mother. Also she always does everything nice to Manny and literally never believes Greg and Rodrick. What an awful mother she is. - DumbFriesNub

She's stupid, I can list stuff that she did to ruin Greg's life

Confiscate Greg's money during a birthday party to pay off stupid and rude mr Jefferson

Make Greg read his birthday cards out loud

Start a reading club just because Greg watched a horror movie

Buy Greg a journal that said diary on it

Try to make Greg get put into the gifted group again

Always spoils manny and never believes Greg

Always being overprotective of Greg

In fact, she's done a lot more, so she should be in the top ten.

I hated her in the books and The Long Haul movie. But I liked her in the three movies, they made her a lot more of a likable character. - Jeff35122

She commits crimes, such as child abuse, stealing pigs from fairs, and being overprotective

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6 Fregley

Creepy little weirdo who should die in a hole in the next book

He is a disgusting little slob with poor hygiene - Aaa2

He is so weird especially the booger part from the first book what

I hated him before but "Hard Luck" made him even more annoying.

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7 Greg Heffley Greg Heffley

The main problem with the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Book Series as a whole, is that even though it's original fans (like me) can grow up, Greg can't. He has to appeal to a younger audience, that's just how it is. The series really should've ended after book 5, because since then, they've been moving events slower and slower to the point that book 9 documented 6 DAYS of Greg's summer vacation! Also, the books get less and less realistic as they go on. The Diary of a Wimpy Kid series has always been about high-lighting life's silly moments through the eyes of a pre-teen boy. Maybe the series was never the most realistic in that humorously unfortunate things happen THIS often to the SAME kid, but the suspension of disbelieve was still intact. What concepts do the later books introduce? A boy fully remembering being inside his mother's womb, a KINDERGARTNER who can speak Spanish FLUENTLY after listening to a CD for less than a week, and a pig who is practically anthropomorphic. Cause you know, ...more

If you hate Greg, you shouldn't even be reading the books. Yeah, he's shallow, rude, lazy and stuff, but that's for the purpose of the book! He's supposed to be like that. That's what makes the book interesting! - SnailPony

Greg is very pessimistic and only cares about himself and not his family or friends.For someone who could be relate able he is at the same time so unlikable.

But he meant to be like this.If you hate his character then I don't know why you even read the books.Because there is no point reading a book if you hate the main character.You are gonna be stuck with him for the whole thing. - DiscoZombie

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8 Abigail

Biggest cheater ever. She cheated on Michael to make him jealous. - OneLego

She went back with Michael after he cheated on her

I totally agree with your opinion but... I'm clueless on the reason

"that's IMMITUARE! " Shut up you heartbreaking brat.

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9 Joshie

Is Joshie a Boy or Girl? I honestly can't tell

Joshie is the Diary of a Wimpy Kid counterpart to Justin Bieber. Both have fans who are young girls, and both dress like retards

He's a popstar which fans are 8 year olds

He is dumb - Lunala

10 Chirag Gupta

He enjoyed every second of it when he tripped greg on purpose in Cabin fever

I just don't like him and I do not know why - OneLego

He is an annoying kid who can't take a joke. Like with the invisible Chirag joke

You would have done the same thing if people started pretending you didn't exist - itskenny

Oh look, a flying corn dog! - Lunala

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The Contenders

11 Rodrick Heffley

He's the best character - venomouskillingmachine

He locked Greg in the basement, made him pee on the floor and a bunch of other mean things. My opinion is he is a stupid mean idiot. His dad even does his homework for him.

I think he is like heather hills - OneLego

He is rude why do stupid teen girls like him I think he is annoying and locked greg and rowley in basement and swears around manny and is lazy jerk - Lunala

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12 Gary Heffley

Don't you mean Uncle Gary? - DumbFriesNub

Who is gary heffley?

Gary Heffley is a man who has no job, no house (I think), and wastes in game money to help you find yourself on scratch tickets”

13 Rowley

Should be in top 10. Whoever says Greg is bad friend is half-wrong. So is rowley! He is such an idiot sometimes who refuses to listen and grow up + he gave in Greg Heffley to the principal

Rowleys already on the list for the second time what

Stupid retard 6th grader who acts like a damn 1st grader

He blabs on greg too much and makes him look so ' weird

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14 Bryce Anderson's Goons

Their Favorite hobby is ambushing people in the woods just like they did on poor greg by shooting him in the rear end on cabin fever

I particularly hate the fat one who shot Greg with his new bb gun

One of them shot greg in the butt with a bb gun ouch - Lunala

15 Isabella

My name is Isabella, but I hate this woman in the books. She should be fired.

Ummm... I'm Isabella and I'm not anyone's maid. I'm not sure if a 10 year old can have a job anyways. Plus I'm not fat or lazy and I HATE soap operas. So, thanks for making me feel horrible people...

The worst character in all the books is the ex-maid of the Heffleys Isabella,she so fat that looks that she has 100 babies in his tummy or she eats in KFC or Burger King every day since she was born,Another thing is that she watches South Park specifically the episode in which Klye sucks Cartman penis,KILL HER SHE IS GOING TO THE HELL!

Seeing how ugly and lazy she is,she totally needs a new name.

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16 Ruby Bird

She looks kinda creepy but not creepy enough to scare me.

Just as weird as fregley

She bit Fregley

She bit the coach - Lunala

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17 Frank Heffley

No character

He's much as an idiot like Susan Heffley

he wants Greg to like the other kids because Frank is jealous of the neighbor's and his boss's kids

he's a lair and he's like Greg

he's ashamed of his children and Greg will never be the son that Frank wants him to be

Aha! He got mad just because he forgot to put the cap on the toothpaste

I wish he would chew out Mrs. Canfield, I hate her for being bad to Greg.

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18 Heathers Hills

To rude. I do not know Greg likes her - OneLego

Remember in dog days the movie when she called GREG FREGLEY!?

DON'T BE SUCH A JERK

GET ALONG NOW BE NICE

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19 The Heffley's Pig

The pig is a neglectful jerk in the whole series.

It bite Greg and caused chaos. The pig tried to escape from the car they should have just let it get run over. It raided the minibar in the hotel they were staying in worst of all is nanny likes the pig and had a tantrum when they sent it to a petting zoo. I would have just killed the pig.

I'm going to slice the pig up into bacon slices, cook them in a frying pan, and eat them all up!

This pig is so scrim intelligent. I mean it knows how to write, stand up on two feet, and knows how to look in a mirror

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20 Greg's Family

Greg's mom is a terrible parent and absent minded

She treats Manny good because she never got that life when she was his age and she wants her family to do things her way which failed a lot and blames them for causing this.

Greg's father is a shallow idiot

both the mother and the father leave Greg and Rodrick home alone was punishment while they go to a water park. That is not punishment, that is stupidity.

they lost their reputation as the idea of modern family which upset the mother and father.

Rodrick is lazy, Manny is selfish, and Greg is pathetic.

They make up for an entire character. They're idiots, abusive and mistreating of Greg and so much more

He is not that bad but for sure is a bad friend

I think he's gay and childish because of the way he acts. He also has a huge fandom over some male European popstar who was obviously Justin Bieber in the book fictional world. He and Colin were a couple. It was obviously from the start - ThePopCulturePhenomenon96

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21 Rowley Jefferson

Rowley never been a great friend to Greg, in the dog days book when it was Rowley's turn, he was being a complete coward. I wish Greg stop being Rowley's friend.

He needs to straighten up

Rowley's already on the list

Weirdest character ever, someone really needs to give him a lecture about loyalty

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22 Mr. Jefferson

I hope he loses all his money and gets bankrupt

Really messed up most of the time. He made Greg pay all his money, but Rowlwy? Nope.

Idiot that makes me mad

He's rude and selfish and nothing but a jerk. He's also too overprotective of Rowley.

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23 Julian Albans

This is not even in the books.

He is a female dog

Um he's not from Diary of a wimpy kid. That's wonder - ThePopCulturePhenomenon96

You got the wrong website

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24 Mr. Beardo

Mr beardo and his familt are weird the kids are brtty for hogging the spa and ramming around a cleaning trolley and the little kid is a crybaby - Lunala

It would've been better if there was a fight scene near the end of the long haul that involved Mr. beardo and the heffleys at the hotel room, and then a chase that involved the beardo family and the heffley's car, and that the beardo family accidentelly slip with banana pills and a monster truck runs them over.

25 Maddox

I hate him, he's a complete retarded nerd and he gets mad at Greg just because Greg accidentally took one of his stupid tiny Lego pieces!

A nerd who has never played video games and they did a really GROSS pat down on greg which was disturbing - Lunala

Only in book 11 fhim

Maddox is a reeking weirdo and a dumb nerd. First of all, he wouldn't say anything to anybody but OOH 😮. And after that, he is yelling at Greg for stealing on of hisbt NY legos. He is a spazz and a dingbat.

26 Jake McGough

I can't stand this tattletale! He got Greg in trouble twice, Patty only did once.

27 Nikki Maxwell Nikki Maxwell

What is she doing here?

28 Michael Sampson
29 Mr. Tanner
30 Gramma

She is like so mean to Greg and one time she promised Greg and rodrick hot Coco but did not give them some! 😈

31 Great Uncle Arthur

"He is so weird by the sounds he makes. What is with him, anyway?

32 Vice Principal Roy

Come on I mean Greg can't do anything with him around, the elevator pass and those posters in book 1, he can be kind of nice but he is still a huge jerk.

33 Albert Sandy
34 Dr. Salazar Kagan

He was NOT a good dentist. Frank should've took Greg to Rachel at Tender Hugs for his dentist appointment, not Dr. Kagan.

Got mad for Greg’s teeth like if a dentist does that they are real idiots.

35 Holly Hills

I think she's the best character only because she has never done anything that's remotely worthy of hate.

I hate her she is so stylish and gross and weird

She is ok in the books, but she completely ruined the movies.

36 Mrs. Canfield

I hate her, she chewed Greg out just because he didn't mow all of her lawn. She could have just removed the dog poop so Greg would be done mowing the lawn. Mrs. Canfield you idiot! Have a brain!

I really hated it when that old lady chewed out greg for avoiding dog poop.if she is brainless,then why doesn't she cut the lawn in a thunderstorm?! then she would get electrocuted thanks to the lightning in the lawn mower,and I imagine greg would say "good luck with the lawn! " as mrs. canfield would look like she bathed in ashes.

37 Princess (The Fuller's dog)

She's ridiculous, she doesn't even go to the bathroom. And she makes a big mess every time Greg leaves, that's just ridiculous and annoying. Honestly, this is one of the things I hate about the books since it ruins Greg's life.

Because it is a very very Very Fat dog

38 Meckley Mingo

He is ugly, has an intimidating appearance and enjoys to hit trespassers of his home(the woods) with his belt buckle

Whoever added this to the list, watch out for the Mingo kids! Make sure they don't GIT you! (I kinda wanna hear more about the backstory of the Mingo kids I hope it happens in future books) - Lunala

39 Mrs. Graziano
40 Jordan Jury

Every time he invites people to a party he uses them every time

41 Mrs Jefferson
42 Silas Scratch

He may not be real, but he's downright creepy

43 Malcolm

He is a complete wild animal cloned into a human and he is a messy weirdo. He also has a very small brain a because he actually reported the Heffley's for running out of ketchup.

44 Sweetie (The Heffley's Dog)

Its to dumb its like its susan's brother

45 Justin Spitzer

He's a complete selfish retarded Bastard who sold out the other kids for their snacks during the Lock-In so he could have the snacks all to himself. That retarded idiot and those Mental Chaperones, Go to Hell!

46 Director of Fun
47 Mr. Nern

He is wirrd!

48 Mr. Litch
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