Top Ten Worst Words to Mix Up With Each Other

The Top Ten

1 Pedophile and Pediatrician

I trust my child with the local pedophile.
Pediatricians are cruel for what they do to children. - Turkeyasylum

2 Public and Pubic

The library is open for pubic access.
The boy has public hairs. - Turkeyasylum

3 Abuse and Amuse

Wow, this list is abusing(laugh out loud )! - funnyuser

And John Bobson was arrested for child amuse.
At the party, the clown will abuse you. - Turkeyasylum

4 F**k and Funk

I'm gonna listen to some f**k music.
Funk you! - Turkeyasylum

5 Bully and Bull

The man stayed in the bull for 3 seconds.
My brother was a bull. - Turkeyasylum

6 Fool and Pool

I swim in a fool everyday.
That girl is a huge pool. - Turkeyasylum

7 Hoe and Low

In the limbo, people try to go as hoe as possible.
Joe is a low. - Turkeyasylum

8 Illegal and Legal

Killing someone is legal.
Eating is illegal. - Turkeyasylum

World domination is legal
Not doing world domination is illegal - CerealGuy

9 Pony and Pole

She was pony dancing in front of the audience.
My Little Pole: Friendship is Magic. - Turkeyasylum

10 True and False

Haha, no joke, I think I might've added this one when I was a visitor. Or maybe I added " yes and no" and it just didn't appear? Ah well, close enough. - keycha1n

Imagine if you were taking a test in school and you got these mixed up with each other. - Minecraftcrazy530

Hitler is male - False
The largest country is Portugal - True
Haha! - Animefan12

The Contenders

11 Penis and Peanuts

I Ate my Penis. You have a big peanuts. Hahaaahaha

I like to eat penis.
I play with my peanuts. - BeatlesFan1964

12 Arrest and Rest

I had to rest the killer.
I need to get some arrest. - Turkeyasylum

13 Election and Erection

My penis just got an election.

Make sure you cast in your vote! Today is student erection day!

14 Inlaw and Outlaw

Robin Hood lived happily ever after in Sherwood Forest with Maid Marian and his inlaws. - PetSounds

15 Twerk and Work

Twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt.
Just Work it like miley. - kontrahinsunu

16 Rate and Hate

We love to rate Justin beiber!

I just hated a movie it was awesome! - simpsondude

17 Food and Rude

I love this rude!
I think it's food to leave the table before asking. - Turkeyasylum

18 Crab and Crap
19 Metal and Mental
20 Slap and Slab
21 Week and Weak

This weak is gonna be great!
He is very week! - BorisRule

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