Worst Yaoi Cliches

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Because even if you like it at some point, it can be very annoying to see the same formula over and over!

The Top Ten

1 Rape

"I can't hold it anymore" or how to start a good romance... way to make you believe that humans can't control their pulsion. - TopiTaupe

2 I've seen him with a woman so he's surely hetero

Way to make the situation uselessly dramatic to realise after that the woman was just a friend or his sister. - TopiTaupe

3 Seme = man, Uke = shoujo heroine

The "uke" is just gopd at worrying, and he have cute features like eating cakes. Not like eating cakes isn't manly, but the whole thing behind to make him look like a girl... does okane ga nai tell you something? - TopiTaupe

4 The Uke look like children

You don't even need to look out for shotacon to find some. The uke lose 10 or 20 years and look like girls. Logical right? - TopiTaupe

5 Women don't exist or if they do just to create drama

Wether they're mom or sister, you're lucky if you see one. Also they're only used to make the uke jealous. - TopiTaupe

6 Omg I'm gay

One of the character is obviously in denial and while it's understandable at the begining, it easily become an annoying running gag while we all know the end. - TopiTaupe

7 Rivals

Here only for drama - TopiTaupe

8 Yaoi Hands

Seme look more like titans sometime. - TopiTaupe

9 Having sex without preparation

N-no..like stop - TopiTaupe

10 Height differences chose who's the seme and the uke

Like any gay relationship right! - TopiTaupe

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1. Rape
2. I've seen him with a woman so he's surely hetero
3. Seme = man, Uke = shoujo heroine
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