Top Ten Would You Rather Questions to Ask TopTenners


The Top Ten

1 Would you rather never be able to change your profile picture, or have it change into something unexpected and random, every day?

I'd never change it. I personally wouldn't want something crude as a pic, and am currently happy with the pulsar. - PositronWildhawk

My butterflies have a sentimental attachment to me so I don't mind never changing it again. Sometimes I do change it but never for long, I'm always afraid that when I want my butterflies back, a glitch in the site won't allow me. - Britgirl

I'd pick the first option. Having my picture change into something random each day would be strange, and if I picked that, I'd hope it wouldn't change to anything gross such as porn. - Turkeyasylum

Since 2016 I have ended up changing my profile picture into many different pics of various things. - htoutlaws2012

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2 Would you rather be an admin of TheTopTens, or be an owner of the top ten most popular lists of all time?

Well considering I'll be lucky to come up with the list of what the globe would vote on I'm better a chance of being an Admin for a taste of power then I would be with the other which is pretty difficult nowadays. - htoutlaws2012

I would become admin of thetoptens, then hire good users (Therandom, Htoutlaws2012, PositronWildhawk) as mods to approve all the lists while I suspend users for real reasons. I would also allow swearing so users can cuss their heads off and I would allow users to bash other users.

An admin. But I would be an annoying admin and not approve lists I don't agree with. Just kidding, but I would be an admin. - lovefrombadlands

Admin - Ned964

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3 Would you rather be able to remove items from lists, or be able to change rankings using your mind?

Changing rankings with my mind would be fun! I'd use this power to annoy, of course. - PositronWildhawk

Change rankings because I think we already can remove items from lists by asking Admin. And I might forgot to put orders in ranking lists, so changing rankings with my mind would be very useful - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Change rankings. Then instead of removing them, I can put them to the bottom. Metallica will be at the top of every list! - gemcloben

You mean have a great manipulation game for an argument for (insert subject) this to be higher... if I was this good then I would be a god among you. - htoutlaws2012

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4 Would you rather eat a rock or give up TheTopTens forever?

Eat a rock. I'll just take a rock that's soft because it's almost dissolved to dirt so there won't be too much pain while chewing. Of course, I'll need medicine by my side - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Can I just eat rock candy? Without the loopholes, I guess a rock because I could eat a very small one that wouldn't be large enough to cause any problems with digestion. - Element119

Hey, you said nothing about what we could do with the rock first! - PositronWildhawk

What else would you like to go for this extremities? - htoutlaws2012

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5 Would you rather give up messaging, or give up making lists and comments?

The whole point of the site is to make lists and post comments, so the site would just become another source of social media. If I was the only one who had to make that decision, I would give up lists and comments, but if my choice applied to everyone, I would keep lists and comments because without them the site would fall apart. But in truth, we do already have many great lists. - Songsta41

This one is tough considering I use to be all for the hard working man, and now I'm leaning towards social activity with others, but that's because I wanna see the site grow with great depth. If it came to this it would be to destroy that for the neverending journey to Everest when it comes down to it. - htoutlaws2012

Lists and comments. The main thing I love here (although I love lists and comments) is to see all the great people. - Garythesnail

Give up making lists and comments because I rarely make lists anymore - PeeledBanana

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6 Would you rather only be able to comment, or only be able to make lists?

Oh, this is hard. If I can only make lists and not comment, I won't be able to provide infos about the items for the list, but I can't only make comments because making lists are fun too. Maybe only comment - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I would rather only be able to make comments because I have to lack my brain to come up with a topic for a top tens list. - cosmo

Only commenting. I could live without the lists because I can hardly think of any ideas for them! And besides commenting is basically my life! - RiverClanRocks

Based on how the site is now... probably simply an easy comment here, and there. - htoutlaws2012

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7 Would you rather have an inappropriate picture as a profile picture, or have a dirty message written in your profile?

I'd take the second. People can glance at the profile pic, so everyone would see it. To see the message on the bio, you would have to go out of your way to scrutinize someone else's bio, so a lot fewer people would see it. Plus, you could make a really long bio so the message gets lost in it. - Songsta41

I'll take the dirty message only because its not as shameful then to post something vile as an inappropriate picture that you'll probably regret for the rest of you're social life. I'm also referring to a certain person in the community who is famous for this act. - htoutlaws2012

Umm...well..I did put my face as my pro pic once, I guess you could call that inappropriate...I'd much rather add a dirty message to my page instead... - Britgirl

Dirty message - PeeledBanana

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8 Would you rather see what TheTopTens is like in the past, or the future?

The future. I'm always looking forward to what the future will hold. Looking back at the past doesn't do me good, especially knowing some users likely left behind some embarrassing things on this site. - naFrovivuS

Future. The past is a lot of coming and going, and even though it would be interesting, I want to see what the site will become-not what it already was! - keycha1n

Future because I've already seen the past in 2011, plus I could go on one of those websites where it shows you what sites were like 10 years ago.

I rather go back to past myself personally.. what I aim for is that 2005 realm when no one knew of the site what did it look like, and how truly were the early pioneers to came forth of that generation even before all of us come currently. - htoutlaws2012

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9 Would you rather meet and talk with your favorite TheTopTens user, or see all of TheTopTens users without talking to any?

This is the first one I don't have a definite opinion about. I would like to see what all the TopTenners look like, but I also would love to talk with them. But the again, there are messages, so I would choose the second option. - Songsta41

I'd rather meet and hold a proper conversation with my one favourite person on the site, even if only for a day. - Britgirl

I'd choose the latter, because if you see the users, you will have an idea on what they look like (obviously). - Turkeyasylum

Obviously greet them, and see how they are like some newer user I end up interrogating kinda like a coppa feel way. - htoutlaws2012

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10 Would you rather have a conversation with admin in person, or have he/she post their first list?

Why speak to the higher power if I am mutual than anything. Compromise the relationship would be my biggest regret. In that aspect I would love to look at the Admin's once, and a while list give it awhile. - htoutlaws2012

I would rather have a conversation because I have a lot of questions about the top tens. - cosmo

He/she post their first list, for me, even if it wasn't interesting, its something the whole community can see. - keycha1n

Conversation, he already posted his first list - PeeledBanana

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The Newcomers

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The Contenders

11 Would you rather have all your lists deleted, or entire account deleted

Both of these would ruin the legacy of the user's accomplishments more than anything. Granted I do have some lists I dislike now, but to remove all of them would be shameful, but also to kill off you're account is even worse. Think about this I stand #3 with the greatest amount of content, and If I were to take all that away I pretty much wasted my entire career. - htoutlaws2012

Lists, because I could just make them again. Besides, I regret making certain lists, so a redo would be necessary. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Either my lists get deleted, or everything but my lists get deleted. I guess my lists.

Lists because half of them are weird. - AlphaQ

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12 Would you rather have the admins hate you, or the users hate you

If I said users, admins are technically users so I rather have just admins than all users Including admins. - PianoQueen

Admins. I is a thug who break rules. I like being liked. - AlphaQ

Admins. As long as they don't ban or suspend me, I'm okay with it. - Powerfulgirl10

I rather take criticism from users than to have the Admin on my bad side. - htoutlaws2012

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13 Would you rather have a well known account because of hate, or a little known account with no haters

Well I'm not quite yet well known to most of the TopTenners, but I'd say in the next year or so that will change very curious if I I'm going to be hated or respected for what I do. - htoutlaws2012

That comment was made in early 2016, and I wasn't sure if I was that popular until near the end of that year proved to be my big breaking point. - htoutlaws2012

Little Known Account. That's me, but with 1 hater with no account. The people who matter to me, my favorite users, know who I am and that's all I want. - lovefrombadlands

Well-known. Even if I have haters, I'd also have my friends, as I do now. - FrozenHatingPokefan

Little known, I don't really care for attention. - naFrovivuS

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14 Would you rather win a billion dollars or never have to work again in your life and still earn money?

Win the billion. I'm quite picky when it comes to jobs and I'd only choose one that's appealing enough for me to be happily devoted to for years. Plus, the thoughts of not doing anything to contribute to our society full of passionate and hard-working people ever again are maddening to me. - Entranced98

Depends on what my job is and if I like it. I choose my own jobs and choose what I like so I'll go with a billion dollars. - AlphaQ

Win that billion dollar lottery, and be set for life despite tax deduction take away. - htoutlaws2012

Not work. I would quit school too. - lovefrombadlands

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15 Would you rather go swimming with electric eels or jump off mount everest?

Jump off Mount Everest. I could walk to the way bottom of the mountain, and hop down to the ground. A cowardly solution, but better than dying a bloody, painful death because a website told you to. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Jump off Mount Everest because I could jump on my bedroom floor and it would still be "off" Mount Everest. - PianoQueen

Jump off Mount Everest. There would be a lower chance of death doing that than swimming with electric eels. - Powerfulgirl10

Give me a real electrifying feel I guess ''i'm all shook up.'' - htoutlaws2012

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16 Would you rather spend 20 hours watching Vinny or Joel stream video games on Vinesauce?

I've seen maybe 1 or 2 episodes of the channel, and I would say Joel more than Vinny. - htoutlaws2012

Joel is 100% better. - mattstat716

17 Would you rather kill one of your family members or kill your best friend?

This is a terrible item created by a terrible person, but I'd go with best friend. - Mcgillacuddy

I'm indifferent to this question, and shame on the asinine masochist for it to stand more importantly. - htoutlaws2012

Best friend...I have a brother who I don't really like but I'd save him. - AlphaQ


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18 Would you rather drink a bottle of ketchup or a bottle of mustard?

Mustard. I think it's better than ketchup depending on the taste. - Powerfulgirl10

I hate both but probably mustard - Mcgillacuddy

Ketchup. If Spencer from iCarly can do it, then so can I! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

You have been my favorite user and you continue to be with posts such as this - SpaceCakes

Heh, ugh... go team Red as in Ketchup. - htoutlaws2012

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19 Would you rather never eat you favourite food again or eat your favourite food everyday, for the rest of your life?

Tough question. I'd have to go with eating it everyday. I can't resist not eating fries, pizzas, burgers, etc for the rest of my life! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Eat it every day. My favorite food is pizza, and because they vary largely, I can have a new style of pizza every day. - naFrovivuS

Never eat my favorite food again. If I ate it everyday, it wouldn't give me all the vitamins and minerals I need to live a healthy life - Emberflight_of_StormClan

In terms of trying different variety in this case I side with sacrificial favorite. - htoutlaws2012

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20 Would you rather have the power to shapeshift or the power to read minds??

Shapeshift. I can do many things with that power. Pranking and confusing everyone, going everywhere (shapeshift to flying creature to go on other lands, shapeshift to sea monster to travel around the ocean), etc - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I would've said read minds until I saw a movie my brother made when someone gained the power to read minds and hated it. I guess shapeshift so it would be easier to impersonate users when trolling.

Shapeshift. That would be extremely awesome! I'd be a wolf, a cat, a gryphon, a bird, and so many things! Reading minds? I think I prefer not to know what some people are thinking... - Emberflight_of_StormClan

In terms escaping my everyday life problems, I say shapeshift my way outta dodge is cool. - htoutlaws2012

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21 Would you rather defollow every one of your followers forever or delete all your posts, comments, lists and remixes

I do defollow users overtime when I know I try too hard to push for that 1,000 achievement. There are times its based to balance out the reputation from then having suspicious turned against you. - htoutlaws2012

Defollow. I'm sure they all can handle losing just 1 follower - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I don't follow others so it's easily a de follow. - AlphaQ

Unfollow. I'm sorry, but my backup can follow you! - lovefrombadlands

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22 Would you rather have all farts be silent but EXTREMELY deadly, or all farts be harmless but EXTREMELY loud?
23 Would you rather Emberflight or Trump win the 2016 election?

Trumps biggest weakness in my opinion is that he does not know much about politics cause he's a business man and Emberflight is a pink raccoon. Businessman > Pink Raccoon. - AlphaQ

Emberflight! Come on people, she's trying to get popular here! Plus, anything but Trump... Besides, Emberflight is a Warrior cat fan (well, duh).

Ein the Election so I can stop that damn wall being built. - AlphaQ

Okay... this question is pretty much dead so next. - htoutlaws2012

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24 Would you rather drink orange juice, expecting it to be milk, or drink milk expecting it to be orange juice?
25 Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs?
26 Would you rather get your account deleted, or hacked and ruined

That's tough. I would ultimately say deleted because I have four other accounts and I could message my friends from that account and make more lists and comments without people hating me. - Songsta41

Deleted. If someone hacked it, they could ruin people's opinion about me (that has already happened before I had an account), and ruined would be the same thing. I could just make a new account. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Deleted. If it was hacked I could possibly be hated by everyone because of messages I didn't send. Plus, I could just make a new one. - RisingMoon

How about kept safe? - AlphaQ

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27 Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or sweat ketchup?
28 Would you rather listen to auto-tuned singing or deathcore screaming?

Autotune singing. Kanye West used a decent amount of autotune in Stronger and Stronger turned out to be excellent. - AlphaQ

Autotune. Deathcore sucks and is angry. Kanye West and some artists sound good in autotune cause it's supposed to make your voice better. Fetty Wap, for example, has a fun voice which makes the song bouncy and catchy. - AlphaQ

So I'm picking what's more annoying ugh scream deth. - htoutlaws2012

Autotune. I do not like screaming. - lovefrombadlands

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29 Would you rather become a vampire or a werewolf?

Well my appearance is nothing, but a blood sucking vampire from the streets of Detroit. Yes... I would become an official vampire before you're very eyes. - htoutlaws2012

Werewolf. Vampires can burn in the daylight, while werewolves are like people that can turn into wolves... Monstrous, vicious, man-wolf hybrid, wolves. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

It depends on how much garlic and wood there is within 100 yards of my house.

POOP - AlphaQ

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30 Would you rather know when you will die or how you will die
31 Would you rather school lists be back, or the most overrated list be back

I would really care less what my other fellow members say but instead of bringing it back why not someone make a new list and start from scratch. Also they need very good enough reason for not the whole community to not be pissed off why their on the list then it turns into anarchy. - htoutlaws2012

The overrated list be back. I wasn't around when Rockland Middle School was on here, but it would be annoying if the school lists were back. - Minecraftcrazy530

I remember school lists from when I had no account! - lovefrombadlands

dog - AlphaQ

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32 Would you rather have every list become popular, with few followers, or many followers, with lists untouched

That was my strategy when I did return the second time around have less users follow me then from slow reception to well known reception like that in a matter of a year things worked out greatly than anticipated. - htoutlaws2012

Well if I had popular lists, wouldn't I be likely to have many followers? - RisingMoon

Every list be popular. I put time & effort into my lists and they mean more to me than followers. - lovefrombadlands

Every list because I have 1 list - wolf2003

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33 Would you rather keyson date britgirl, or anyone else date her

Keyson seems like the perfect boyfriend. I think I would be a decent one but my relationships don't last longer than a week so keyson would be better at this state. - AlphaQ

Well considering the whole thing has become quite quiet recently, they were destined for sure to be the most known couple on the site. - htoutlaws2012

She can date whoever she wants. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

That's gross. - lovefrombadlands

In terms of age demographic then yes, but back then this was completely fine for the community not having a problem with the two together. - htoutlaws2012

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34 Would you rather be popular with one list, or average with many lists

Average. The statistics don't dictate the power of one's creativity, and anyways, if I had just one list, I wouldn't be a feed addict. My feed would be dull, as it would be for anyone who waits around for their one list to get off the ground. - PositronWildhawk

Average is pretty decent there not totally terrible, and uninteresting just good enough on average based on visitors that vote on that daily week. - htoutlaws2012

Average. I wanna make list. Also, if I was average, I would have more followers that I have now. It's a win win! - lovefrombadlands

Pop because I only have 1 list and I love it - wolf2003

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35 Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber for one minute, or be the most hated person in the entire world?

I'm pretty sure some troll will come here and say they would rather be the most hated person in the entire world. I would just rather listen to Justin Bieber for one minute.

Listen to Justin Bieber for a minute. I've had enough hate for now since I was hated on many sites, but this being the worst.

Justin Bieber for a minute by a mile cause I can listen to his newer songs which aren't so bad. - AlphaQ

Ugh... how about absolutely nothing for 24 hours while being up now that's a challenge to go mentally insane inside. - htoutlaws2012

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36 Would you rather step on a piece of Lego barefoot everyday for a week, or get a single paper cut between your toes?
37 Would you rather eat a bowl of slugs and beetles or be buried alive for 24 hours?

Eat slugs and beetles. Better be sick than dead - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Ear slugs and beetles. Black Beetles in the city/be back immediately/to confiscate the money. - AlphaQ

Buried. Nothing saying I can't just go to sleep with a bottle of water and packaged food, right? - mattstat716

''Bury me! '' No seriously though if for one depressing death wish that would be my grave of choice. - htoutlaws2012

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38 Would you rather read a post by Danteem or by SelfDestruct?

Danteem. Self's posts are pretty boring/hypersensitive. At least Dante's were supposedly funny - ProPanda

SelfDestruct is boring and Dante em is a naked mole rat so I'll go with SelfDestruct - AlphaQ

SelfDestruct is boring but he's not as bad as Danteem who's obsessed with Luigi. - AlphaQ


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39 Would you rather smooch a skeleton or a ghost?

If you kiss a ghost, it will only feel ice cold. If you kiss a skeleton, you will only feel bones. I choose kissing a ghost. - Pegasister12

Ghost. I don't believe in them but I have a vivid imagination... - Britgirl

I guess a ghost because you're really kissing nobody in return. - htoutlaws2012

Ghost. Kissing is gross and ghosts aren't real. - lovefrombadlands

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40 Would you rather make your internet browsing history for the last 12 months accessible to anyone for a year, or give up the internet for a year?
41 Would you rather understand any language, or be able to play any instrument
42 Would you rather spend a whole day at school in just undergarments or have to do a naked photoshoot with your dad?

Whole day in school naked. If I did a photo shoot I would never be able to look at my dad, or my family again. Plus, it would be even more embarrassing if it went viral. For the naked in school thing I would just hide in the bathroom all day. - RisingMoon

The question more focused on the females how very creepy lol. - htoutlaws2012

Day at school in my underwear. I couldn't possibly do the naked photoshoot -shudders- - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Former shoot with dad - Nateawesomeness

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43 Would you rather teleport or have the ability to be invisible?

Teleporting a human with our current technology would consume the energy of a small galaxy. I'll therefore leave the beautiful cosmos alone and choose invisibility. - PositronWildhawk

Invisibility, we all know why the boys would want to be sneaking around with no trace. Don't act like you don't know - Songsta41

Teleport, I'm in France, Now I'm in Disneyland, Now I'm in Ireland, Now I'm in Russia (crowd started running and chase me) - kontrahinsunu

TELEPORT. If I'm with someone's wife and he comes up I can quickly escape. - AlphaQ

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44 Would you rather ship Alphys with Undyne or Mettaton?

Enough with your Undertale obsession and stop adding it to random lists where it don't belong! God dude! - bobbythebrony

How about neither 'cause shipping fandoms are cancerous?

How about the canon one. :I - mattstat716

Who? - AlphaQ

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45 Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake?

Justin Timberlake, he's made good songs, he can act, did I mention he has actually made some good music - Quart

Justin Bieber. He is a horrible singer and I meant to say Justin Timberlake. I prefer Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberland cause his songs are fun and stuff. Justin Bieber can get boring. - AlphaQ

Ha, Timberlake is a golden masterpiece compared to Bieber. - htoutlaws2012

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46 Would you rather get dunked on by Sans or Micheal Jordan?

Michael Jordan because he is good at basketball. - ExxonWireless

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam. - mattstat716

Duh,Michael,sans is trash at basketball - Nateawesomeness

Sans... Who? MJ because he is the GOAT of basketball period. This one is just weird dunked by an Undertale character ridiculous. - htoutlaws2012

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47 Would you rather be forced to listen to Tyga or get sunburnt?

Get sunburnt. I got sunburnt once as a kid and believe me, it was a whole lot less painful. - Entranced98

Very true, if you come to my place in Australia, you'll start to get used to it. - AlphaQ

Ow. I got burned. - mattstat716

For how long? Ok, sunburn. No Tyga. - lovefrombadlands

Well this question is actually a double edge in a funny way, imagine listening to any Tyga music while after a few hours in the pool, and you decide to get sunburnt lol. Then you realize was it worth it ''YES! '' - htoutlaws2012

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48 Would you rather live on a remote paradise island, just for your friends and family or live with your favourite celebrities, but your never allowed to see your family or friends again?

Family and friends, hands down! I've known my family my whole life, whereas a celebrity is more obscure. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

I'll stick with the family, I wouldn't be a corporate sellout despite being a big fan of that celebrity. - htoutlaws2012

The former, No one will ever change the love of family. - kontrahinsunu

I'm sorry, but Halsey means so much to me. The...the second one. WAIT! If I got my friends and family jobs as celebrities...WAIT! It said see! I could have my friends and family come with my Eyes Closed and listen to Eyes Closed by Halsey...WITH HALSEY! - lovefrombadlands

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49 Would you rather kiss a stranger or kiss a total jerk?

Is this a joke? Well...I've kissed a stranger before so imma go wit the stranger. - AlphaQ

I would rather kiss a stranger because he or she could be really nice

What kind of question is this? (Stranger kissed me) (starts beating that stranger's guts up) - kontrahinsunu

Either way I'm kissing delusionals, and major pains in the you know what. - htoutlaws2012

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50 Would you rather be kissed by Daisy or Rosalina from Mario series?

No that would make lesbian but if I was a boy rosalina

Ugh... give me the star queen if you get what I mean. - htoutlaws2012

Rosalina since she is a better princess. - AlphaQ

Neither. I'm a girl - ParkerFang

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