WWE Superstars With the Lamest Jokes / Insults

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Superstars (current and old) that try to be funny on the mic, but their sense of humor just falls flat.

The Top Ten

1 John Cena John Cena John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. (/ˈsiːnə/; born April 23, 1977) is an American professional wrestler, rapper, actor, and reality television show host signed to WWE, where he is assigned to the SmackDown brand. ...read more.

This the superstar in WWE super heros

His insults are TERRIBLE!

John Cena needs to learn, that having lame insults gets him one step closer to making Nikki feel like she is in hell!

Some are good most are bad - hugh201

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2 Tamina Snuka Tamina Snuka
3 The Miz The Miz Michael Gregory "Mike" Mizanin is an American professional wrestler, reality television star, and actor. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on the Raw brand under the ring name The Miz. He is the current WWE Intercontinental Champion in his fifth reign.

The Miz is one of those people you get where that think there awesome but really there just little small - fisted Cowards with a bad haircut!

Idiot miz

4 Luke Gallows Luke Gallows Andrew "Drew" Hankinson is an American professional wrestler, currently signed with WWE on the Raw brand under the ring name Luke Gallows.

His only insult is nerd!

5 Roman Reigns Roman Reigns Leati Joseph "Joe" Anoa'i (Roman Reigns) was born on May 25, 1985. He is an American professional wrestler and former professional Canadian football player. ...read more.

His so lame on the mic lamer than John Cena that sets a new low. - htoutlaws2012

Wwe needs to stop scripting every last word of RAW.

Not funny cracking lame jokes uh

Roman reigns made the people who shouted a ching ping lin sa ching chong ching have intellingence

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6 Karl Anderson Karl Anderson

"nerd", that's it... - EliHbk

7 Hornswoggle Hornswoggle Dylan Mark Postl is an American professional wrestler and actor currently signed to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, under his ring name Swoggle.

This guy is well fum my he's small and funny

8 The Rock The Rock Dwayne Douglas Johnson, also known by his ring name The Rock, is an American and Canadian actor, producer and semi-retired professional wrestler, signed with WWE.

This man is the mastermind of verbal skills.He can insult any man on this earth so badly that he might went to his home and ask his reflection DID I WORTH IT.

The rock is the king of funny witty verbal backlash

The rock is the king of jokes

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either this guy is dumb or not a fan

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9 Curt Hawkins Curt Hawkins Brian Myers is an American professional wrestler and promoter, better known by his ring name Curt Hawkins.
10 Sheamus Sheamus

You don't talk about the celtic warrior or you're gonna that the brogue kick, Fellah!

His somewhat kinda agree - htoutlaws2012

The Contenders

11 Zack Ryder Zack Ryder Matthew Brett Cardona, better known by his ring name Zack Ryder, is an American professional wrestler who is currently signed to WWE.

He brags to

12 Triple-H
13 Rey Mysterio Rey Mysterio Óscar Gutiérrez, better known by the ring name Rey Mysterio, is a Mexican-American professional wrestler who currently works for Lucha Underground.

He wear the mask so when Donald Trump is elected his identity will keep him in America

Why you so small I can pin you while you are standing

okay

14 Big E Langston Big E Langston Ettore Ewen is an American professional wrestler and former powerlifter and American football player who is currently performing under the ring name Big E.
15 Xavier Woods Xavier Woods Austin Watson is an American professional wrestler currently signed to WWE under the ring name Xavier Woods.
16 Jerry Lawler Jerry Lawler
17 Edge Edge Adam Joseph Copeland is a Canadian actor and retired professional wrestler. He is best known for his time with the American professional wrestling promotion WWE, where he performed under the ring name Edge.

Edge is a big fat mouth that brags all the time

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18 Abraham Washington
19 Kofi Kingston Kofi Kingston Kofi Nahaje Sarkodie-Mensah is a Ghanaian-American professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE under the ring name Kofi Kingston, in which he is a member of The New Day along with teammates Big E and Xavier Woods.

Its was not all ahh that

20 JBL JBL
21 Brock Lesnar Brock Lesnar Brock Edward Lesnar is an American professional wrestler and former amateur wrestler, professional American football player, and mixed martial artist who is currently signed to WWE.

Shouldn't be here he doesn't tell jokes

I don't recall him telling many jokes.

Awe you look cool

Ahaaha he is to serious for jokes

22 Paul Heyman Paul Heyman Paul Heyman is an American entertainment producer, writer, performer, marketer, promoter, and occasional professional wrestler, currently signed to WWE. He was the final owner of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW).

John Cena is the rocks on my list of worst WWE superstars of 2013 it has John Cena on it I did not add him somebody else did - toy

This guy is a plain dumb ass

I really don't like Paul heyman

My client Brock lesnar... Shut up

23 James Ellsworth James Ellsworth

This guy is my favorite

24 Santino Marella Santino Marella Anthony Carelli better known by his ring name Santino Marella, is an Italian Canadian actor, retired professional wrestler and mixed martial artist. V 1 Comment
25 Michael Cole Michael Cole Michael Sean Coulthard better known by his stage name Michael Cole, is an American professional wrestling commentator, show host, voice actor and former journalist.
26 Emma
27 Daniel Bryan Daniel Bryan Bryan Lloyd Danielson is an American retired professional wrestler best known for his tenure in WWE under the ring name Daniel Bryan.

Yes yes yes

28 AJ Lee AJ Lee April Jeanette "AJ" Brooks, better known by her ring name AJ Lee, is an American retired professional wrestler.

Its annoying when she skips around the ring

Kill her...with fire!

29 Chris Jericho Chris Jericho Christopher Keith Irvine, better known by the ring name Chris Jericho, is a Canadian-American professional wrestler, musician, media personality, actor, author, and businessman, currently signed to WWE and NJPW.

Best ib the world at everything he does

30 Randy Orton Randy Orton Randal Keith "Randy" Orton is an American professional wrestler and actor who is signed with WWE, where he is a member of the SmackDown brand. He is a 12-time world champion, having held the WWE World Championship eight times and the World Heavyweight Championship four times.

He sucks

31 Undertaker Undertaker Mark William Calaway (born March 24, 1965), better known by his ring name The Undertaker, is an American semi-retired professional wrestler currently signed to WWE, where he has worked since 1990, making him the company's longest tenured in-ring performer . Calaway began his wrestling career with World ...read more.

whats up

32 Matt Hardy Matt Hardy
33 Vince McMahon Vince McMahon Vincent Kennedy "Vince" McMahon is an American professional wrestling promoter, former announcer, commentator, film producer, actor, and retired professional wrestler.
34 CM Punk CM Punk Phillip Jack "Phil" Brooks, also known by the ring name CM Punk, is an American comic book writer, actor, upcoming mixed martial artist and retired professional wrestler who is signed with the Ultimate Fighting Championship. ...read more.

He really knows how to "Drop" the bomb.

35 Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan Terry Gene Bollea, better known by his ring name Hulk Hogan, is an American professional wrestler, actor, television personality, entrepreneur and rock bassist.
36 Kurt Angle Kurt Angle
37 Steve Austin Steve Austin Steve Austin (born Steven James Anderson on December 18, 1964, later Steven James Williams), better known by his ring name "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, is an American actor, media personality, producer, and retired professional wrestler who is signed to a legends contract for WWE. ...read more.
38 Shawn Michaels Shawn Michaels Shawn Michaels was born on July 22, 1965 . He is an American professional wrestler. He is the first wrestler to win all the titles the WWE could have offered. He is known for his moves and looks. His nickname provided by WWE is HBK (Heart Break Kid). He was in DX (Degeneration X) a tag team with Triple ...read more.
39 Kane Kane Glenn Thomas Jacobs is an American professional wrestler, insurer, and actor. He works for WWE, and is best known by his ring name Kane.
40 The Great Khali The Great Khali Dalip Singh Rana, better known by his ring name The Great Khali, is an Indian promoter, actor, powerlifter and professional wrestler best known for his time with WWE.
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