WWE Superstars With the Lamest Jokes / Insults

Superstars (current and old) that try to be funny on the mic, but their sense of humor just falls flat.
The Top Ten
1 John Cena John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. (/ˈsiːnə/; born April 23, 1977) is an American professional wrestler, rapper, actor, and reality television show host signed to WWE, where he is assigned to the SmackDown brand. ...read more.

John Cena needs to learn, that having lame insults gets him one step closer to making Nikki feel like she is in hell!

Thuganomics gimmick he was okay, but his generic character of toady no terrible.

Because he acts and talks too much, beyond the limit

This the superstar in WWE super heros

2 Luke Gallows Andrew "Drew" Hankinson is an American professional wrestler, currently signed with WWE on the Raw brand under the ring name Luke Gallows.

His only insult is nerd!

3 Karl Anderson
4 Tamina Snuka Sarona Moana-Marie Reiher Snuka-Polamalu (born January 10, 1978) is an American professional wrestler and actress currently signed to WWE under the ring name Tamina, performing on the Smackdown brand. A second generation professional wrestler, she is the daughter of the Hall of Famer Jimmy Snuka. She ...read more.
5 Paul Heyman Paul Heyman is an American entertainment producer, writer, performer, marketer, promoter, and occasional professional wrestler, currently signed to WWE. He was the final owner of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW).

John Cena is the rocks on my list of worst WWE superstars of 2013 it has John Cena on it I did not add him somebody else did

I really don't like Paul heyman

My client Brock lesnar... Shut up

This guy is a plain dumb ass

6 Curt Hawkins Brian Myers is an American professional wrestler and promoter, better known by his ring name Curt Hawkins.
7 The Rock Dwayne Douglas Johnson, also known by his ring name The Rock, is an American and Canadian actor, producer and semi-retired professional wrestler, signed with WWE.

This man is the mastermind of verbal skills.He can insult any man on this earth so badly that he might went to his home and ask his reflection DID I WORTH IT.

Cena you should not be talking you had a chance to show you r better then rock on weasel mania 28, but you could'nt. Then the rock wiped your monkey ass around the ring in front of your fasn. How was that?

He is so funny the person that has the largest nose can't smell what he is cooking

So Wrong in all ways how are you not entertained when his on the mic.

8 Big E Langston Ettore Ewen is an American professional wrestler and former powerlifter and American football player who is currently performing under the ring name Big E.
9 Sheamus Stephen Farrelly is an Irish professional wrestler and actor. He is currently signed to the American professional wrestling promotion WWE, where he performs under the ring name Sheamus.

You don't talk about the celtic warrior or you're gonna that the brogue kick, Fellah!

His somewhat kinda agree

10 Triple-H
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11 Xavier Woods Austin Watson is an American professional wrestler currently signed to WWE under the ring name Xavier Woods.
12 Kofi Kingston Kofi Nahaje Sarkodie-Mensah is a Ghanaian-American professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE under the ring name Kofi Kingston, in which he is a member of The New Day along with teammates Big E and Xavier Woods.

Its was not all ahh that

13 Jerry Lawler Jerry O'Neil Lawler, better known as Jerry "The King" Lawler, is an American semi-retired professional wrestler and color commentator. Prior to joining WWE in 1992 (then known as the World Wrestling Federation), he wrestled in numerous territories, winning numerous championships, including many World ...read more.
14 Edge Adam Joseph Copeland is a Canadian actor and professional wrestler. He is currently signed to WWE, where he performs on the Smackdown brand under the ring name Edge.

Edge is a big fat mouth that brags all the time

Honestly, Edge should be in 4 not 6.

15 The Miz Michael Gregory "Mike" Mizanin is an American professional wrestler, reality television star, and actor. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on the SmackDown Live brand under the ring name The Miz.

The Miz is one of those people you get where that think there awesome but really there just little small - fisted Cowards with a bad haircut!

16 James Ellsworth James Ellsworth Morris, better known by the ring name of James Ellsworth, is an American professional wrestler best known for his tenures with WWE, where he performed on the SmackDown brand.

This guy is my favorite

17 Brock Lesnar Brock Edward Lesnar is an American professional wrestler and former amateur wrestler, professional American football player, and mixed martial artist who is currently signed to WWE.

Shouldn't be here he doesn't tell jokes

I don't recall him telling many jokes.

Awe you look cool

18 Abraham Washington

TITUS O NEIL IS LIKE COBE BRYANT IN A HOTEL IN Colorado HE'S UNSTOPPABLE!

19 Santino Marella Anthony Carelli better known by his ring name Santino Marella, is an Italian Canadian actor, retired professional wrestler and mixed martial artist.

He's Dumb not funny!

20 Emma
21 CM Punk Phillip Jack "Phil" Brooks, also known by the ring name CM Punk, is an American comic book writer, actor, upcoming mixed martial artist and retired professional wrestler who is signed with the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He is best known for his career In World Wrestling Entertainment. He had multiple title reigns over multiple titles. While he was in the WWE, he was the leader of the New Nexus. His finishing maneuvers were the Go To Sleep (GTS) and the Anaconda Vise, many of his other moves were bulldogs, shining wizards, etc.

He really knows how to "Drop" the bomb.

22 AJ Lee April Jeanette "AJ" Brooks, better known by her ring name AJ Lee, is an American retired professional wrestler. Aj Lee started her professional wrestling career in 2009 where she spent 2 years in Florida Championship Wrestling. She debuted under the ring name of April Lee at FCW, until a few months later when she changed it to AJ Lee. Aj not only became the FCW Women’s Champion, she also was a 2 time Queen of FCW. She then moved on to participate in the 3rd season of WWE’s developmental branch, NXT. Aj’s pro that was assigned was former WWE superstar, Primo. Throughout the season of NXT, Aj developed a friendship with fellow competitor Kaitlyn. Unfortunately, Aj made it to the final 3 ...read more.

Its annoying when she skips around the ring

Kill her...with fire!

23 Rey Mysterio Óscar Gutiérrez, better known by the ring name Rey Mysterio, is a Mexican-American professional wrestler who currently works for WWE on the Smackdown brand.

He wear the mask so when Donald Trump is elected his identity will keep him in America

Why you so small I can pin you while you are standing

24 Zack Ryder Matthew Brett Cardona, better known by his ring name Zack Ryder, is an American professional wrestler who is currently signed to WWE.
25 Daniel Bryan Bryan Lloyd Danielson is an American professional wrestler best known for his tenure in WWE under the ring name Daniel Bryan. He is a five time WWE world champion.
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