1 Yo mama so stupid she thought Mussolini was a pasta company.
Sorry for not being perfect at history, but I thought this for a sec when I saw the name.
Not exaggerating when I say I laughed out loud in every single one of these!
Mousselini was anything BUT a pasta company. He was a fascist dictator.
Mussolini is a pasta company you fools! sarcasm
2 Yo mama so stupid she thought Julius Caesar was a salad dressing company.
3 Yo mama so stupid she thought the dust bowl was a football game.
4 Yo mama so fat she is bigger than the Soviet Union.
The Soviet Union was a huge country, and most of it is Russia today.
Then she is motherland
5 Yo mama so fat the entire US military can't circle around her.
LOL! I love this joke!
6 Yo mama so ugly when Hitler saw her, that's when he decided to kill himself.
That's stupid Hitler died when the military was going after him. That's... just stupid.
No, Hitler was gunned down in a movie theater!
Thanks yo mama! You saved us all!
That's just stupid
7 Yo mama so old she remembers the Neolithic Revolution.
8 Yo mama so old she got her pets off Noah's Ark
Yep, this one's brilliant!
This is a great one!
I'm sorry, I had to.
9 Yo Mama So Fat, she covered both Eastern and Western spheres of influence.
10 Yo mama so old that she sat next to Moses in 3rd grade
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11 Yo mama so stupid she dressed the French military in World War 1.
No offense to the French, but their military was bad then.
It wasn't so great in WW2 either, once you got around the Maginot Line.
12 Yo mama so old she fought in the Punic Wars.
13 Yo mama so old she walked the Great Migration.
14 Yo mama so old she babysat Napoleon
15 Yo mama so fat that people thought she was the new world
16 Yo Momma so short that Napoleon dunked over her
17 Yo mama so ugly the rats spread the bubonic plague while trying to get away from her
18 Yo Momma so short Chandra Bahadur Dangi said Damn
19 Yo mama so stupid she was a human Stegosaurus
Does prehistoric count?
20 Yo Mama So Hot She Burned Eliza Hamilton