Top Ten Yo Mama Jokes Involving History

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The Top Ten

1 Yo mama so stupid she thought Mussolini was a pasta company.

Not exaggerating when I say I laughed out loud in every single one of these! - keycha1n

Mousselini was anything BUT a pasta company. He was a fascist dictator. - Turkeyasylum

Mussolini is a pasta company you fools! sarcasm - CerealGuy

Duh. Fools don't even know what it is - RainbowArtist191

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2 Yo mama so stupid she thought Julius Caesar was a salad dressing company.

LMAO! Julius Caesar...Get it?

LOL - RainbowArtist191

Got it - Aquastar_of_DewClan

3 Yo mama so stupid she thought the dust bowl was a football game.
4 Yo mama so fat she is bigger than the Soviet Union.

The Soviet Union was a huge country, and most of it is Russia today. - Turkeyasylum

5 Yo mama so fat the entire US military can't circle around her.

LOL! I love this joke! - Animefan12

LOL - RainbowArtist191

Hahaaa lol

6 Yo mama so ugly when Hitler saw her, that's when he decided to kill himself.

That's stupid Hitler died when the military was going after him. That's... just stupid. - RainbowArtist191

No, Hitler was gunned down in a movie theater! - BeatlesFan1964

That's just stupid

Thanks yo mama! You saved us all!

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7 Yo mama so old she remembers the Neolithic Revolution.
8 Yo mama so old she got her pets off Noah's Ark

Yep, this one's brilliant! - PositronWildhawk

This is a great one! - Minecraftcrazy530

I'm sorry, I had to. - keycha1n

LOLZ this is SO funny! - RainbowArtist191

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9 Yo Mama So Fat, she covered both Eastern and Western spheres of influence.
10 Yo mama so old that she sat next to Moses in 3rd grade

The Contenders

11 Yo mama so stupid she dressed the French military in World War 1.

No offense to the French, but their military was bad then. - Turkeyasylum

Not bad - RainbowArtist191

It wasn't so great in WW2 either, once you got around the Maginot Line. - PetSounds

12 Yo mama so old she fought in the Punic Wars.
13 Yo mama so old she walked the Great Migration.
14 Yo mama so old she babysat Napoleon
15 Yo mama so fat that people thought she was the new world

It so funny 😁

16 Yo Momma so short that Napoleon dunked over her
17 Yo mama so ugly the rats spread the bubonic plague while trying to get away from her
18 Yo Momma so short Chandra Bahadur Dangi said Damn
19 Yo mama so stupid she was a human Stegosaurus

Does prehistoric count?

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1. Yo mama so stupid she thought Julius Caesar was a salad dressing company.
2. Yo mama so stupid she thought Mussolini was a pasta company.
3. Yo Mama So Fat, she covered both Eastern and Western spheres of influence.
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1. Yo mama so stupid she thought the dust bowl was a football game.
2. Yo mama so stupid she thought Mussolini was a pasta company.
3. Yo mama so fat she is bigger than the Soviet Union.
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