Top Ten Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

The Top Ten

yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

Best yo mamma joke ever! I feel out of my chair and dropped my iPod! #1 yo mamma joke, NOBODY can beat this! I peed my pants and started crying! Haha! Everyday people tell me yo mamma jokes and I don't ever laugh! Awesome!

Super super super funny. How do you guy come up with this stuff. yo mama so stupid that she try to slip in between the yellow lines on the road. yo mama so stupid she sticks bat
Treys up her butt and says I got the power

Oke... Rocks, but listen to this one: "Please don't introduce me to your mom, her breath smells like a century old fart." Haha what do you say of it now. It's straight from Suriname.

I have one: Yo mama so stupid she needed to call 9-1-1 so she went downstairs and dialed it on the microwave and she couldn't find the call button.

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"

I'm not a big fan of these jokes because they are kinda rude to people's moms... But this one made me laugh my head off!

The first one almost made no sense and was bout to exit website, but then this one made me pee in my pants! OhGosh, my Mom is mad!

So funny! Showed this to my friend during a math test and he laughed like hell! Good one!

These ones are so funny my cousin and I laugh about these ones so hard we can't breath!

yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car

Wow I for one think these are the best I've ever seen by the way here's a new one yo mommas so stupid she touches the lightbulb when it's on.

Laugh out loud I think that all of the are funny but the this is the best because how are you going to get hit by a parked car.

It's funny like hell, and makes me lmfao like yo mama depends on it.

I used this in a yo mama contest and won the contest... No more to say there about how great and funny this joke is

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Last time I did that was when I had 5 more cars and it was just a small mr miny sized car that doesn't even work so no reason to worry your mom should have enough gas to trade a car for P.S. well maybe a toy car

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb over a glass wall and see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma is so stupid the priest turn on the candles and mamma sang happy birthday to you

So funny I told my friends this and they started laughing hard core.

Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I was in the library when I read this joke and I busted out laughing and got in trouble for being too loud. It reminds me of a friend of mine, whenever she throws a rock it never goes where she's aming.

That's the most best joke I've ever heard. Yo mama so fat when she went into a church and sat on a bible jesus came out and said let my people go.

Amazing! Laugh out loud my friends told me this today and I couldn't stop laughing until now.

Dylan The Dope in California phone 567 8970 call him he's a dirty douchebag

ROFLMAO! This is an awesome yo mama joke because it just makes no sense. It makes somebody feel like an idiot

yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

This is hilarious this is the best made up yo mamas so stupid joke in the entire universe and this is coming from a guy who loves to determine which mamma joke is the best and so far this one is!

That's really funny who ever thought of this 1 go 2 face book and post some more so I can read some. Thanks. Peace out suckers.

These jokes are so stupid they're funny, and this is the stupidest

To momma is so stupid she got trapped in a supermarket and died of starvation

Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

I love all these jokes! I won in a competition today using all these come backs

When yo mama said she sat around the house she actually sat around the house.

I sold x box tickets to stupid people once and yo mama bought one

I'm going to use these for comebacks, I love this website

Yo mamma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent

Yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit

So funny but honestly, imagine if she actually listens to 50 cent!

Laugh out loud I know a one similar to that. Yo momma so stupid she put m&ms in her ears so she could listen to eminen!

Yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the ocean the ocean jumps out.

Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

LMFAO!, I did this once with ma cousin, she threw a stink bomb at my but (yea she loves it... I know she's a weirdo, but whatever, I picked it up and shaked it and threw it at HER butt, when she was trying to run away, she picked it up and tried to throw it at me but exploded on her, LOL it was so funny

I have a great sense of humor, and this one was the only one that made me laugh out of all of these... I may quite literal have wet myself and it took me a while to write this through laughing too much laugh out loud

All your mommas out there watch out for them cars. Bring me that ladder I've had drinks on the house. If she was locked in matress world she should have slept on a mattress but them fell off.

HEY! Now that's what call a joke ROFLMFAO damn I really like it, it should be like number 1 for sure
Whoever made it up has some sense of humor I Swear

yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

Yo mama so nasty she like a hockey player only changes hey pads every 3 periods. Yo mama so ugly she walked into taco bell and all the illegals ran for the border. Yo mama so stupid she jumped off a cliff and stopped and then had to ask for directions. Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she stood up NASA thoght it was an iclipse yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said I can't fix that yo mamma is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet yo mamma is so hairy that when you were born yo almst died of rug born ill bet yo all at joe mamma jokes! Don't mess with the best!

Yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck yo momma so ugly when she was born her ma said it's a treasure and the dad said yeah lets barry it get this 1 I did yo mom a favor I made you a sand wich what my dick tionary.

Yo mama so stupid she told you a yo mama joke hahaaha... Yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched th couch... Yo mama so stupid she put paper in front Of the T.V. and called it Paperview laugh out loud

The Contenders

Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go.

Beast laugh out loud so funny this is the best my friend just peed on his self

Can't stop laughing from that one. I made my best friend cry from that one

That was so funny that a newborn baby will now what to! 1

Now that's something only a stupid person would do haha rotfl haha wow that was great hehe

Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, she said, Okay, but who's on my team?

This is so Funny, I need to tell my friends this one

God this is so funny gotta tell my friends

Laugh out loud I almost pissed

I've got one yo moms so ugly she gives Freddy cougar nightmares

It could be one team on one team

Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

DAMN that is just total burn epic we need a fire truck here holy mother of god that is so insulting to both you genius!

I don't get this one. Do you want to hear mine? Here it goes.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Big Nate was a giant.

Laugh out loud that's so funny I feel like that about my friends
So times laugh out loud x

I think that this is hilarious but it don't make since much... My favorite was 1.

yo mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.

It made my class laugh and it my my teacher laugh and fart laugh out loud vote

This cracked me up! I have another one yo mama so fat she sad on an ipod and made an ipod

Laugh out loud that's pretty brill but if you want a really good diss go buy a mirror

Oh yeah yo mama so fat when she sat on your iPhone she created an ipad

Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Best one yet. I tried this and my mom yelled at me for trying to recreate a yo mama joke! I didn't even know she liked them, let alone enough to be familiar with what I was doing! Insanity.

Oh my gosh that is the funniest one. Second would be the one before this one. I just showed this to my friend and we laughed histerically. That would be something a dumbass would do.

Mom: "What's it doing now? No, don't go in the corner! Don't do it! "
Son: "Mom, it's a couch."
Mom: "I know, I was looking at the porn on your laptop"
Son *Blushes*

! Seriously this woman is? I just don't understand how she could have a brain such as this to do such nonsense

Yo mama so stupid when she was on the train tracks she started to play subway surfers

Gonna use this in the insult tournament

I love that game, hilarious

She's going too die! And lol

How many point she got

Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said enemy at three o'clock she said what do I do until then

When they say enemy at 3 o clock, just imagine 3 o clock's position on the clock. It's on the right so the army partner meant to say enemy on the Eastern side. by the way this was coming from a 12 yr old and I didn't research it.

How dumb can you people get put something people can understand.
Jokes it was good
Sike dumb ass

Love this joke so funny

LOL LOL LOL

yo mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Yo Mama so stupid she lost a spelling bee by spelling pear pare. Yo Mama so stupid she said that the Bible was wrong when they spelled pair pare for Noah's animals.

I think the word you are looking for pair, isn't it? The kind of pare you used is what you do to an apple.

I don't get it you asked for a pear of sneakers and she brought back 2 candy bars?

Ha laugh out loud that made me giggle and it should be higher in the chin

Yo mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color T.V, and she asked, What color?

I'm sure all tvs are in color now-a days but still good joke

Yo mama so stupid she waited for for a stop sign to say go.

Good one! I'm surprised I haven't heard this one before.

Basically your mums vagina

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon outside when someone said it was chilly outside

New joke- Yo mamas so stupid she went to the ocean floor with a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob.

Wow, unbelievable. Hate to see my mom go out side with a spoon and have no "chilly" in sight.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks the band Nickelback is a refund

Heard it so many times

Yo mama so stupid that she thought her calender tells time

Yo mama so stupid she thought her face was a butt/because it smelled

Yo mama so stupid she bought a dvd on how to fix a dvd player

Yo mama so stupid she still goes to school

This is so funny 😁

yo mama so stupid that she asked what number you dial for 911

I used this on my friend and he got owned BIG TIME!
This one is so good that I actually owned him and got him to shut up

I told this joke at school and I couldn't even say yo momma that's how funny the thing was

Ya mama so stupid she stuck two batteries up Her butt and said I got the POWER

This is so funny that I told my brother and he almost peed his pants

Yo mama so stupid, when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios!

I was in my car reading this and when I saw this one I couldn't stop laughing

It's the best joke ever it going to help us in our story a lot thank you!

I snorted when I laughed... laugh out loud

Hilarious I laughed for 5 minutes

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order

Awesome taste the rain bow

Hehehe! The sskittles all have S on them! One time I got one that had a N on it though. SPELL THE RAINBOW. TASTE THE RAINBOW.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke

So funny I am going to tell my friends about this

8Load More
PSearch List