Top Ten Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

MADE MY WHOLE CLASS LAUGH ONCE, HEHEHEHEHEHEHE - SmoothCriminal

Well then if she's your sister, you're insulting your own mother too. You have the same mother. - TheLister

This is pretty stupid but so hilarious

hilarious.. :)) best yo mama joke ever. :))

She also tried putting them in alphabetical order - FJS19

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2 Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"

Now this one should be showed in the top ten.

This is the best 5 but get this
Yo mama so stupid when the robber stole the wii concole she said you forgot the games

Ya mamas like a bowling ball she gets greased, gets three fingers rolled into the gutters and still comes back for more

Yo mama so fat she's a map in call of duty

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3 yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car

It's funny like hell, and makes me lmfao like yo mama depends on it.

haha that is funny I've heard it before but I lol every time I hear itt!

Rolf even though I'm English I hear this joke all the time it I well funny

Yeah love this one lol

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4 yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

I said to my GF and she was laughing and got the kiss yeah - SmoothCriminal

It is so stupid but funny

So funny I told my friends this and they started laughing hard core.

That is funny you have to be stupid for that

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5 Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

ROFLMAO! This is an awesome yo mama joke because it just makes no sense. It makes somebody feel like an idiot

My cousin dosnt have any humor and he still cracked up

This is so funny, everyones quiet around me and I busted out laughing making a big sceen.

How can one miss the ground?

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6 yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

I'm in love with this list, but this one's my favorite - Queen-aholic

These jokes are so stupid they're funny, and this is the stupidest - PinkLemonade

This is hilarious this is the best made up yo mamas so stupid joke in the entire universe and this is coming from a guy who loves to determine which mamma joke is the best and so far this one is!

Lol love this one

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7 Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Ok this one is funny

I love all these jokes! I won in a competition today using all these come backs

Haha
This made my day N.N

I don't own an xbox live but this one got me! - Lucy1402

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8 Yo mamma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent

Yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit

I almost pissed my pants when I heard this one

Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales started to sing we are family even though you fatter than me

Yo mam is so dumb a cup was thrown at her she ran to the cops and said she was mugged

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9 Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

Oh GOD my belly really hurts after reading this
Laugh out loud

HEY! Now that's what call a joke ROFLMFAO damn I really like it, it should be like number 1 for sure
Whoever made it up has some sense of humor I Swear

I have a great sense of humor, and this one was the only one that made me laugh out of all of these... I may quite literal have wet myself and it took me a while to write this through laughing too much laugh out loud

LOL

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10 yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

wow this is some thing I would do XD

Yo mama so nasty she like a hockey player only changes hey pads every 3 periods. Yo mama so ugly she walked into taco bell and all the illegals ran for the border. Yo mama so stupid she jumped off a cliff and stopped and then had to ask for directions. Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she stood up NASA thoght it was an iclipse yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said I can't fix that yo mamma is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet yo mamma is so hairy that when you were born yo almst died of rug born ill bet yo all at joe mamma jokes! Don't mess with the best!

LOL SO FUNNY! but this a thing my grandma would do - RainbowArtist191

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The Contenders

11 Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go.

Now that's something only a stupid person would do haha rotfl haha wow that was great hehe

Beast laugh out loud so funny this is the best my friend just peed on his self

That was so funny that a newborn baby will now what to! 1

That was the best I think!

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12 Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, she said, Okay, but who's on my team?

This is so Funny, I need to tell my friends this one

I have one: Yo mamas so stupid when she was asked to do a face off with someone, she said: "I like my head though"

Cracked my penis off

It could be one team on one team - EliHbk

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13 Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

ZING! This is the mother of all insults! - Barlek

OHH! Burnn! They crackin! They crackin on you & yo mamma! Yo biscuits done git burned! Someone Just Got Creamed! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! But really, this joke is alright.

Laugh out loud that's so funny I feel like that about my friends
So times laugh out loud x

Lmao I have one yo mama is so ugly that it probers you're not adopted.

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14 yo mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.

WOW THATS REALLY STUPID BUT FUNNY LOLZ

That is so funny laugh out loud mamma jokes are funny

It made my class laugh and it my my teacher laugh and fart laugh out loud vote

Thi I savery to loook

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15 Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Oh my gosh that is the funniest one. Second would be the one before this one. I just showed this to my friend and we laughed histerically. That would be something a dumbass would do.

Best one yet. I tried this and my mom yelled at me for trying to recreate a yo mama joke! I didn't even know she liked them, let alone enough to be familiar with what I was doing! Insanity. - Evry1sALittleBitRacist83

Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whale said we are family. Even that your fatter then me

Lmao Funniest joke I've ever heard

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16 Yo mama so stupid when she was on the train tracks she started to play subway surfers

That was so funny

12345678910 blam you burst out laufin you look out the window...you see you best friends mom runnin away from a train - 5207002154

Gonna use this in the insult tournament

Said this to my brother and was LMAO 😆 - RainbowArtist191

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17 Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said enemy at three o'clock she said what do I do until then

Love this joke so funny

How dumb can you people get put something people can understand.
Jokes it was good
Sike dumb ass

When they say enemy at 3 o clock, just imagine 3 o clock's position on the clock. It's on the right so the army partner meant to say enemy on the Eastern side. by the way this was coming from a 12 yr old and I didn't research it.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

18 Yo mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color T.V, and she asked, What color?

I'm sure all tvs are in color now-a days but still good joke

Yo mama so stupid she waited for for a stop sign to say go.

Good one! I'm surprised I haven't heard this one before.

П😂 isn't color t.v. is a modern thing today? Still, pretty funny - RainbowArtist191

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19 Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon outside when someone said it was chilly outside

New joke- Yo mamas so stupid she went to the ocean floor with a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob.

Wow, unbelievable. Hate to see my mom go out side with a spoon and have no "chilly" in sight.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks the band Nickelback is a refund

That made me laugh

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20 Yo mama so stupid that she thought her calender tells time

Yo mama so stupid she bought a dvd on how to fix a dvd player

Yo mama so stupid she still goes to school - RainbowArtist191

Yo mama so stupid she thought her face was a butt/because it smelled

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21 yo mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

I think the word you are looking for pair, isn't it? The kind of pare you used is what you do to an apple.

Yo Mama so stupid she lost a spelling bee by spelling pear pare. Yo Mama so stupid she said that the Bible was wrong when they spelled pair pare for Noah's animals.

Haha laugh out loud my baby sister peed here pants and she's now 7yrs old

Pretty funny for a noob

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22 Yo mama so stupid, when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios!

I was in my car reading this and when I saw this one I couldn't stop laughing

Hilarious I laughed for 5 minutes

Yo mama so stupid some one told her to think about her life and 5 minutes later she grabbed a box of cereal

THAT'S HILARIOUS

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23 yo mama so stupid that she asked what number you dial for 911

I used this on my friend and he got owned BIG TIME!
This one is so good that I actually owned him and got him to shut up

This is so funny that I told my brother and he almost peed his pants

Ya mama so stupid she stuck two batteries up Her butt and said I got the POWER

You dial 911
lol

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24 Yo momma so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order

Hehehe! The sskittles all have S on them! One time I got one that had a N on it though. SPELL THE RAINBOW. TASTE THE RAINBOW. - TACO63

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25 Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke

So funny I am going to tell my friends about this

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26 Yo momma so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

That one I posted was for the Skittles. And who would go thinking taco bell was. It says taco.

Lol. You can't even put that in ABC order.

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27 Yo mama so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem

If she succeeded I would be SO MAD!

Hey before I read this list I came up with that

28 Yo mama so stupid when she got a splinter she said where's the Ninja Turtles

Funny because splinter is the rat.

29 Yo mama so stupid, she returned a doughnut on complaint that there was a hole in it.

Hillarious. My sister told me this one and I said my mom is your mom. To be continued...

This one is so funny! My sister told me this one and I was looking for it through the whole list! It should be in the top ten, it's so funny! :D

Whoa! Save the best for last. (If you know what I mean)

That one is sooo funny!

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30 Yo mama so stupid, told her that my game was frozen and she put it in the microwave to unfreeze it.

I thought this was one of the funniest ones and the 911 one

Yo mama so stupid she put horse legs in her car and said I got a lot of horse power

That's stupid bit really funny that I fell off ThE bed

Ohh my mom actually did that!

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31 Yo momma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mamma so stupid she pulled her yellow tooth out and went to the street and said "HEY LOOK I FOUND GOLD"

That was funny I laughed so hard

Yo mama so stupid, she went to doctor pepper to cure her anxiety
Ps- that's why she's so fat! (and dumb)

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32 Your moma's so stupid she still rides a bike with training wheels

I know some people that don't know without training wheels

This one isn't even funny

this sucks

Funny

33 Yo mama so stupid that she tried to find the coin slot to play the Xbox

Never heard this one before lmao I'm gonna use this one!

Hehe that is awesome top 5

34 Yo mama so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends

She so stupid, she don't HAVE 16 friends.

PFFFT. I wonder if someone ever actually did that.

35 yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

It's funny, but I find others funnier to be honest.

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36 Yo mama so stupid that she replaced a TV with a calculator

This joke is the most crap joke I have ever heard

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37 Yo mama's so stupid that even Jesus think she's a mistake

That's just messed god isn't ever that mean he loves everyone no matter how bad or good they or even stupid.

No one should be talking about god that way because he made us all the way we were supposed to be so don't talk about him that way.

If you read thebfirst testimate youd realize that he wasnt very nice #flood #idonthavereligion

38 Yo mama so stupid she took a pen and tried to make it into a pencil

Not yo mama. Whoever wrote this is stupid

That's z dumbest joke I've ever heard

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39 Yo mama so stupid, she looked in a mirror and said, Stop copying me!

The last 3 jokes were bad but this is good - themets05

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40 Yo mama so stupid she screamed into a envelope because she wanted to send a voice mail

This is funny I told my girlfriend and she peed her pants same with my friend and cousin

That was so funny she made my cousin laugh

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41 Yo mama is so stupid when she robbed a bank she hid inside a cop car

That is so funny I think I wet my pants

Laugh out loud, this deserves to be in the top 20

Was it my dads?

It was so not funny I sharted

42 Yo mama so stupid, she dipped milk into cookies.

Yo have to admit, this is good. - LuigiLord

Laugh out loud this on is like so funny that I got to be in the school paper

Haha I really love this joke I'm going to post this on my website.

People at my school always says these during math!
so annoying!

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43 Yo mama so stupid that when she just took 3 steps out of her doorway she said "woah, I must of walked a mile"

This should be a yo mama so fat joke

That is totally a fat joke!

This should rather be a fat joke

I guess it could be both.

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44 Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

Your mama so stupid she ate poop instead of chewing poop

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45 Yo mama so stupid when she crossed the Canadian border, they said "you too stupid eh?"
46 Your mama's so stupid that she died from thinking too hard

That's pretty good

47 yo mama's so stupid she spent 1 night in a supermarket because an orange juice box said concentrate

How bout yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was listening to 50 cent the rapper

Yo moma so stupid she got two front row tickets to see x box LIVE.

To mummers so fat it take her two trips to haul ass

I always loved this one!

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48 Yo mama so stupid she went to Greece to buy cooking oil!

Your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the over side

This one I said out loud in my social studies class!

That joke makes no sence at all and even if it did it still would not be funny

Well it was funny (but I was a little offended) I laughed though

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49 Yo momma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
50 Yo mama so stupid that she tried to find a stupid man to date to match her quality.
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