Top Ten Yo Mama So Stupid Jokesmonkeyman2000
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MADE MY WHOLE CLASS LAUGH ONCE, HEHEHEHEHEHEHE - SmoothCriminal
Well then if she's your sister, you're insulting your own mother too. You have the same mother. - TheLister
This is pretty stupid but so hilarious
hilarious.. :)) best yo mama joke ever. :))
ha ha haV 103 Comments
Now this one should be showed in the top ten.
This is the best 5 but get this
Yo mama so stupid when the robber stole the wii concole she said you forgot the games
Ya mamas like a bowling ball she gets greased, gets three fingers rolled into the gutters and still comes back for more
Yo mamma so stupid she appreciated this Yo Mamma jokeV 116 Comments
It's funny like hell, and makes me lmfao like yo mama depends on it.
haha that is funny I've heard it before but I lol every time I hear itt!
Rolf even though I'm English I hear this joke all the time it I well funny
Yeah love this one lolV 87 Comments
I said to my GF and she was laughing and got the kiss yeah - SmoothCriminal
It is so stupid but funny
So funny I told my friends this and they started laughing hard core.
That is funny you have to be stupid for thatV 57 Comments
ROFLMAO! This is an awesome yo mama joke because it just makes no sense. It makes somebody feel like an idiot
My cousin dosnt have any humor and he still cracked up
This is so funny, everyones quiet around me and I busted out laughing making a big sceen.
How can one miss the ground?V 71 Comments
I'm in love with this list, but this one's my favorite - Queen-aholic
These jokes are so stupid they're funny, and this is the stupidest - PinkLemonade
This is hilarious this is the best made up yo mamas so stupid joke in the entire universe and this is coming from a guy who loves to determine which mamma joke is the best and so far this one is!
Lol love this oneV 29 Comments
Ok this one is funny
I love all these jokes! I won in a competition today using all these come backs
This made my day N.N
I don't own an xbox live but this one got me! - Lucy1402V 24 Comments
Yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit
I almost pissed my pants when I heard this one
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales started to sing we are family even though you fatter than me
Yo mam is so dumb a cup was thrown at her she ran to the cops and said she was muggedV 29 Comments
Oh GOD my belly really hurts after reading this
Laugh out loud
HEY! Now that's what call a joke ROFLMFAO damn I really like it, it should be like number 1 for sure
Whoever made it up has some sense of humor I Swear
I have a great sense of humor, and this one was the only one that made me laugh out of all of these... I may quite literal have wet myself and it took me a while to write this through laughing too much laugh out loud
LOLV 56 Comments
wow this is some thing I would do XD
Yo mama so nasty she like a hockey player only changes hey pads every 3 periods. Yo mama so ugly she walked into taco bell and all the illegals ran for the border. Yo mama so stupid she jumped off a cliff and stopped and then had to ask for directions. Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she stood up NASA thoght it was an iclipse yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said I can't fix that yo mamma is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet yo mamma is so hairy that when you were born yo almst died of rug born ill bet yo all at joe mamma jokes! Don't mess with the best!
LOL SO FUNNY! but this a thing my grandma would do - RainbowArtist191V 40 Comments
Now that's something only a stupid person would do haha rotfl haha wow that was great hehe
Beast laugh out loud so funny this is the best my friend just peed on his self
That was so funny that a newborn baby will now what to! 1
That was the best I think!V 25 Comments
This is so Funny, I need to tell my friends this one
I have one: Yo mamas so stupid when she was asked to do a face off with someone, she said: "I like my head though"
Cracked my penis off
It could be one team on one team - EliHbkV 6 Comments
ZING! This is the mother of all insults! - Barlek
OHH! Burnn! They crackin! They crackin on you & yo mamma! Yo biscuits done git burned! Someone Just Got Creamed! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! But really, this joke is alright.
Laugh out loud that's so funny I feel like that about my friends
So times laugh out loud x
This one is actually kind of meanV 77 Comments
WOW THATS REALLY STUPID BUT FUNNY LOLZ
That is so funny laugh out loud mamma jokes are funny
It made my class laugh and it my my teacher laugh and fart laugh out loud vote
Thi I savery to loookV 22 Comments
Oh my gosh that is the funniest one. Second would be the one before this one. I just showed this to my friend and we laughed histerically. That would be something a dumbass would do.
Best one yet. I tried this and my mom yelled at me for trying to recreate a yo mama joke! I didn't even know she liked them, let alone enough to be familiar with what I was doing! Insanity. - Evry1sALittleBitRacist83
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whale said we are family. Even that your fatter then me
Lmao Funniest joke I've ever heardV 18 Comments
That was so funny
12345678910 blam you burst out laufin you look out the window...you see you best friends mom runnin away from a train - 5207002154
Gonna use this in the insult tournament
Said this to my brother and was LMAO ð - RainbowArtist191V 7 Comments
Love this joke so funny
How dumb can you people get put something people can understand.
Jokes it was good
Sike dumb ass
When they say enemy at 3 o clock, just imagine 3 o clock's position on the clock. It's on the right so the army partner meant to say enemy on the Eastern side. by the way this was coming from a 12 yr old and I didn't research it.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Good one! I'm surprised I haven't heard this one before.
I'm sure all tvs are in color now-a days but still good joke
Yo mama so stupid she waited for for a stop sign to say go.
Ðð isn't color t.v. is a modern thing today? Still, pretty funny - RainbowArtist191V 2 Comments
New joke- Yo mamas so stupid she went to the ocean floor with a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob.
Wow, unbelievable. Hate to see my mom go out side with a spoon and have no "chilly" in sight.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks the band Nickelback is a refund
That made me laughV 2 Comments
Yo mama so stupid she bought a dvd on how to fix a dvd player
Yo mama so stupid she still goes to school - RainbowArtist191
Yo mama so stupid she thought her face was a butt/because it smelled
That's badV 2 Comments
I think the word you are looking for pair, isn't it? The kind of pare you used is what you do to an apple.
Yo Mama so stupid she lost a spelling bee by spelling pear pare. Yo Mama so stupid she said that the Bible was wrong when they spelled pair pare for Noah's animals.
Haha laugh out loud my baby sister peed here pants and she's now 7yrs old
Pretty funny for a noobV 16 Comments
I was in my car reading this and when I saw this one I couldn't stop laughing
Hilarious I laughed for 5 minutes
Yo mama so stupid some one told her to think about her life and 5 minutes later she grabbed a box of cereal
THAT'S HILARIOUSV 9 Comments
I used this on my friend and he got owned BIG TIME!
This one is so good that I actually owned him and got him to shut up
This is so funny that I told my brother and he almost peed his pants
Ya mama so stupid she stuck two batteries up Her butt and said I got the POWER
You dial 911
Awesome taste the rain bow
Hehehe! The sskittles all have S on them! One time I got one that had a N on it though. SPELL THE RAINBOW. TASTE THE RAINBOW. - TACO63
So funny I am going to tell my friends about this
That one I posted was for the Skittles. And who would go thinking taco bell was. It says taco.
Lol. You can't even put that in ABC order.
I heard this one before. its not funny
If she succeeded I would be SO MAD!
Hey before I read this list I came up with that
Funny because splinter is the rat.
Hillarious. My sister told me this one and I said my mom is your mom. To be continued...
This one is so funny! My sister told me this one and I was looking for it through the whole list! It should be in the top ten, it's so funny! :D
Whoa! Save the best for last. (If you know what I mean)
That one is sooo funny!V 7 Comments
I thought this was one of the funniest ones and the 911 one
Yo mama so stupid she put horse legs in her car and said I got a lot of horse power
That's stupid bit really funny that I fell off ThE bed
I have a good one your mama is so study she stuck to batters up her but and said I got the power
Yo mamma so stupid she pulled her yellow tooth out and went to the street and said "HEY LOOK I FOUND GOLD"
That was funny I laughed so hard
Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with dr pepper
Yo mama so stupid, she went to doctor pepper to cure her anxiety
Ps- that's why she's so fat! (and dumb)
I know some people that don't know without training wheels
This one isn't even funny
Never heard this one before lmao I'm gonna use this one!
Hehe that is awesome top 5
She so stupid, she don't HAVE 16 friends.
PFFFT. I wonder if someone ever actually did that.
This made all my freinds laugh.
Laugh out loud it's well funny
You know what. This reminds me of a SpongeBob episode where Patrick and SpongeBob steals a balloon on free balloon day. - Ilovestephanie
This is so pitafulV 2 Comments
That don't make any sense
This joke is the most crap joke I have ever heard
That thing kinda stunk
That's just messed god isn't ever that mean he loves everyone no matter how bad or good they or even stupid.
No one should be talking about god that way because he made us all the way we were supposed to be so don't talk about him that way.
If you read thebfirst testimate youd realize that he wasnt very nice #flood #idonthavereligion
Not yo mama. Whoever wrote this is stupid
That's z dumbest joke I've ever heard
THAT IS the STUPIDEST JOKE I EVER HEARD!V 1 Comment
Hahaahahaa so funny good one
This is so funny made my day
That is so funny dude.
The last 3 jokes were bad but this is good - themets05V 1 Comment
This is funny I told my girlfriend and she peed her pants same with my friend and cousin
That was so funny she made my cousin laugh
I'm using that one
Best everV 1 Comment
That is so funny I think I wet my pants
Laugh out loud, this deserves to be in the top 20
Was it my dads?
It was so not funny I sharted
Yo have to admit, this is good. - LuigiLord
Laugh out loud this on is like so funny that I got to be in the school paper
Haha I really love this joke I'm going to post this on my website.
People at my school always says these during math!
This should be a yo mama so fat joke
That is totally a fat joke!
This should rather be a fat joke
I guess it could be both.V 2 Comments
Your mama so stupid she ate poop instead of chewing poop
This one is already higher up.._.
Laugh out loud my friend tolled me this I'm cracking upð
Why do a lot of people think that Canadians say eh a lot? - Amaimon
That's pretty good
How bout yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was listening to 50 cent the rapper
Yo moma so stupid she got two front row tickets to see x box LIVE.
To mummers so fat it take her two trips to haul ass
I always loved this one!V 7 Comments
Your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the over side
This one I said out loud in my social studies class!
That joke makes no sence at all and even if it did it still would not be funny
Well it was funny (but I was a little offended) I laughed thoughV 1 Comment
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