Top Ten Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

The Top Ten

yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's


Well then if she's your sister, you're insulting your own mother too. You have the same mother. - TheLister

This is pretty stupid but so hilarious

hilarious.. :)) best yo mama joke ever. :))

Super super super funny. How do you guy come up with this stuff. yo mama so stupid that she try to slip in between the yellow lines on the road. yo mama so stupid she sticks bat
Treys up her butt and says I got the power

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"

Now this one should be showed in the top ten.

This is the best 5 but get this
Yo mama so stupid when the robber stole the wii concole she said you forgot the games

Ya mamas like a bowling ball she gets greased, gets three fingers rolled into the gutters and still comes back for more

I'm not a big fan of these jokes because they are kinda rude to people's moms... But this one made me laugh my head off!

yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car

It's funny like hell, and makes me lmfao like yo mama depends on it.

haha that is funny I've heard it before but I lol every time I hear itt!

Rolf even though I'm English I hear this joke all the time it I well funny

Wow I for one think these are the best I've ever seen by the way here's a new one yo mommas so stupid she touches the lightbulb when it's on.

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

I said to my GF and she was laughing and got the kiss yeah

It is so stupid but funny

So funny I told my friends this and they started laughing hard core.

Haha I read this and didn't understand the first time then read again and got it and started laughing my ass off

Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

ROFLMAO! This is an awesome yo mama joke because it just makes no sense. It makes somebody feel like an idiot

My cousin dosnt have any humor and he still cracked up

This is so funny, everyones quiet around me and I busted out laughing making a big sceen.

That's the most best joke I've ever heard. Yo mama so fat when she went into a church and sat on a bible jesus came out and said let my people go.

yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

I'm in love with this list, but this one's my favorite

These jokes are so stupid they're funny, and this is the stupidest

This is hilarious this is the best made up yo mamas so stupid joke in the entire universe and this is coming from a guy who loves to determine which mamma joke is the best and so far this one is!

This should be number one cause I threw up laghing hoez

Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Ok this one is funny

I love all these jokes! I won in a competition today using all these come backs

This made my day N.N

I'm going to use these for comebacks, I love this website

Yo mamma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent

Yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit

Yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the ocean the ocean jumps out.

I almost pissed my pants when I heard this one

Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales started to sing we are family even though you fatter than me

Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

Oh GOD my belly really hurts after reading this
Laugh out loud

HEY! Now that's what call a joke ROFLMFAO damn I really like it, it should be like number 1 for sure
Whoever made it up has some sense of humor I Swear

I have a great sense of humor, and this one was the only one that made me laugh out of all of these... I may quite literal have wet myself and it took me a while to write this through laughing too much laugh out loud

LMFAO!, I did this once with ma cousin, she threw a stink bomb at my but (yea she loves it... I know she's a weirdo, but whatever, I picked it up and shaked it and threw it at HER butt, when she was trying to run away, she picked it up and tried to throw it at me but exploded on her, LOL it was so funny

yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

wow this is some thing I would do XD

Yo mama so nasty she like a hockey player only changes hey pads every 3 periods. Yo mama so ugly she walked into taco bell and all the illegals ran for the border. Yo mama so stupid she jumped off a cliff and stopped and then had to ask for directions. Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Way the of out move to her for asked he light be there let said God when far so mama To

Yo mamma is so fat that when she stood up NASA thoght it was an iclipse yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said I can't fix that yo mamma is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet yo mamma is so hairy that when you were born yo almst died of rug born ill bet yo all at joe mamma jokes! Don't mess with the best!

The Contenders

Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go.

Now that's something only a stupid person would do haha rotfl haha wow that was great hehe

Beast laugh out loud so funny this is the best my friend just peed on his self

That was so funny that a newborn baby will now what to! 1

Can't stop laughing from that one. I made my best friend cry from that one

Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, she said, Okay, but who's on my team?

This is so Funny, I need to tell my friends this one

I have one: Yo mamas so stupid when she was asked to do a face off with someone, she said: "I like my head though"

Cracked my penis off

God this is so funny gotta tell my friends

Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

ZING! This is the mother of all insults!

OHH! Burnn! They crackin! They crackin on you & yo mamma! Yo biscuits done git burned! Someone Just Got Creamed! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! But really, this joke is alright.

But seriously, remember to say sorry. Someone might get hurt

Laugh out loud that's so funny I feel like that about my friends
So times laugh out loud x

yo mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.


That is so funny laugh out loud mamma jokes are funny

It made my class laugh and it my my teacher laugh and fart laugh out loud vote

Oh yeah yo mama so fat when she sat on your iPhone she created an ipad

Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Oh my gosh that is the funniest one. Second would be the one before this one. I just showed this to my friend and we laughed histerically. That would be something a dumbass would do.

Best one yet. I tried this and my mom yelled at me for trying to recreate a yo mama joke! I didn't even know she liked them, let alone enough to be familiar with what I was doing! Insanity.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whale said we are family. Even that your fatter then me

This is the first Yo Mama joke I ever heard, so it brings back memories. It's still my favorite!

Yo mama so stupid when she was on the train tracks she started to play subway surfers

That was so funny

12345678910 blam you burst out laufin you look out the see you best friends mom runnin away from a train

Gonna use this in the insult tournament

I love that game, hilarious

Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said enemy at three o'clock she said what do I do until then

Love this joke so funny

How dumb can you people get put something people can understand.
Jokes it was good
Sike dumb ass

When they say enemy at 3 o clock, just imagine 3 o clock's position on the clock. It's on the right so the army partner meant to say enemy on the Eastern side. by the way this was coming from a 12 yr old and I didn't research it.


yo mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

I think the word you are looking for pair, isn't it? The kind of pare you used is what you do to an apple.

Yo Mama so stupid she lost a spelling bee by spelling pear pare. Yo Mama so stupid she said that the Bible was wrong when they spelled pair pare for Noah's animals.

Haha laugh out loud my baby sister peed here pants and she's now 7yrs old

I must be in heaven becuase I have never heard somthing that funny

Yo mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color T.V, and she asked, What color?

Good one! I'm surprised I haven't heard this one before.

I'm sure all tvs are in color now-a days but still good joke

Yo mama so stupid she waited for for a stop sign to say go.

Basically your mums vagina

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon outside when someone said it was chilly outside

New joke- Yo mamas so stupid she went to the ocean floor with a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob.

Wow, unbelievable. Hate to see my mom go out side with a spoon and have no "chilly" in sight.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks the band Nickelback is a refund

Heard it so many times

Yo mama so stupid that she thought her calender tells time

Yo mama so stupid she bought a dvd on how to fix a dvd player

Yo mama so stupid she still goes to school

Yo mama so stupid she thought her face was a butt/because it smelled

That's bad

yo mama so stupid that she asked what number you dial for 911

I used this on my friend and he got owned BIG TIME!
This one is so good that I actually owned him and got him to shut up

This is so funny that I told my brother and he almost peed his pants

Ya mama so stupid she stuck two batteries up Her butt and said I got the POWER

I told this joke at school and I couldn't even say yo momma that's how funny the thing was

Yo mama so stupid, when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios!

I was in my car reading this and when I saw this one I couldn't stop laughing

Hilarious I laughed for 5 minutes

Yo mama so stupid some one told her to think about her life and 5 minutes later she grabbed a box of cereal

It's the best joke ever it going to help us in our story a lot thank you!

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order

Awesome taste the rain bow

Hehehe! The sskittles all have S on them! One time I got one that had a N on it though. SPELL THE RAINBOW. TASTE THE RAINBOW.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke

So funny I am going to tell my friends about this

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