Top Ten Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

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21 yo mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

I think the word you are looking for pair, isn't it? The kind of pare you used is what you do to an apple.

Yo Mama so stupid she lost a spelling bee by spelling pear pare. Yo Mama so stupid she said that the Bible was wrong when they spelled pair pare for Noah's animals.

Haha laugh out loud my baby sister peed here pants and she's now 7yrs old

Pretty funny for a noob

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22 Yo mama so stupid, when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios!

I was in my car reading this and when I saw this one I couldn't stop laughing

Hilarious I laughed for 5 minutes

Yo mama so stupid some one told her to think about her life and 5 minutes later she grabbed a box of cereal

Well there is something called milk

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23 yo mama so stupid that she asked what number you dial for 911

I used this on my friend and he got owned BIG TIME!
This one is so good that I actually owned him and got him to shut up

This is so funny that I told my brother and he almost peed his pants

Ya mama so stupid she stuck two batteries up Her butt and said I got the POWER

You dial 911
lol

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24 Yo momma so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order

Hehehe! The sskittles all have S on them! One time I got one that had a N on it though. SPELL THE RAINBOW. TASTE THE RAINBOW. - TACO63

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25 Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke

So funny I am going to tell my friends about this

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26 Yo momma so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

That one I posted was for the Skittles. And who would go thinking taco bell was. It says taco.

Lol. You can't even put that in ABC order.

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27 Yo mama so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem

If she succeeded I would be SO MAD!

28 Yo mama so stupid when she got a splinter she said where's the Ninja Turtles

Funny because splinter is the rat.

29 Yo mama so stupid, she returned a doughnut on complaint that there was a hole in it.

Hillarious. My sister told me this one and I said my mom is your mom. To be continued...

This one is so funny! My sister told me this one and I was looking for it through the whole list! It should be in the top ten, it's so funny! :D

Whoa! Save the best for last. (If you know what I mean)

That one is sooo funny!

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30 Yo mama so stupid, told her that my game was frozen and she put it in the microwave to unfreeze it.

I thought this was one of the funniest ones and the 911 one

Yo mama so stupid she put horse legs in her car and said I got a lot of horse power

That's stupid bit really funny that I fell off ThE bed

Ohh my mom actually did that!

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31 Yo momma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mamma so stupid she pulled her yellow tooth out and went to the street and said "HEY LOOK I FOUND GOLD"

That was funny I laughed so hard

Yo mama so stupid, she went to doctor pepper to cure her anxiety
Ps- that's why she's so fat! (and dumb)

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32 Your moma's so stupid she still rides a bike with training wheels

I know some people that don't know without training wheels

This one isn't even funny

this sucks

33 Yo mama so stupid that she tried to find the coin slot to play the Xbox V 2 Comments
34 Yo mama so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends

She so stupid, she don't HAVE 16 friends.

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35 yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

It's funny, but I find others funnier to be honest.

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36 Yo mama so stupid that she replaced a TV with a calculator

This joke is the most crap joke I have ever heard

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37 Yo mama's so stupid that even Jesus think she's a mistake

That's just messed god isn't ever that mean he loves everyone no matter how bad or good they or even stupid.

No one should be talking about god that way because he made us all the way we were supposed to be so don't talk about him that way.

38 Yo mama so stupid she took a pen and tried to make it into a pencil

Not yo mama. Whoever wrote this is stupid

That's z dumbest joke I've ever heard

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39 Yo mama so stupid, she looked in a mirror and said, Stop copying me!

The last 3 jokes were bad but this is good - themets05

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40 Yo mama so stupid she screamed into a envelope because she wanted to send a voice mail

This is funny I told my girlfriend and she peed her pants same with my friend and cousin

That was so funny she made my cousin laugh

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