Top Ten Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

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81 Yo mama is so stupid when she saw a black bus full of white people she said stop that Oreo

I love oreo's and hearing that joke made me love them even more

WOW made ma laugh so hard...should be on number 7..

Yo momma so stupid she didn't know the difference from a bus and a banana

Lol awesome my favorite

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82 Yo mama so stupid, she jumped out a window and went up.

That's the funniest thing ever. I've never heard that before.
Wee, wait, why am I in clouds... a bird he's gunna eat meh

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83 Yo mama so stupid, she invented a glass hammer.

This is really stupid

Laugh out loud that is FUNNY!

So funny. Why would you need this?

Would this glass hammer break

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84 Yo mama so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and called it a booty call.

Oh my gosh! That is a sicko. Someone has to be that stupid. LOL!

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85 Yo mama so stupid when she was making pancakes she got a pan and smashed a cake

This is the funniest joke I have every read. This made my day. My thanks to who came up with this joke. I can't stop laughing

Oh shoot! I get it. This is one of my favorites. Great job on whoever made this joke - JaysTop10List

Yo mama so fat than when she walked in front of the T.V. I missed the entire season of the walking dead-Braedon Alsabrook

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86 Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green and say go...

Hahaa
O my god so funny
Gulp
Hahaa
Can't stop laughing
Ugh...

This should be number one 1 was nearly peeing myself

Yo mamma so ugly... Well... Look at yourself.

Best one bye far laugh out loud

87 Yo mama is so stupid, she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept.

I love this one finally one that makes sense here's one yo mama so ugly farmers used her picture as a scarecrow

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88 Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, Wow, it comes with a cable too!

LOL! That one is really good one of my new favorite.

This one is funny I can't stop laughing

89 Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Grape Nuts is an STD.

I nearly died... God only know what grape nuts would look like, ugh..

Finally.. A good one.

Laugh out loud DIED LAUGHING

90 Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.

This was probably the best one so far, must be in top 3

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91 Yo mama so stupid, she invented a waterproof teabag.

Even though this is really stupid it is the funniest joke ever

92 Yo mama so stupid, she thinks she can get a virus from a computer.

Ha nearly made me laugh

That's really funny I'm gonna print these jokes and show them to my friends

93 Yo mama's so stupid i asked her wanna get high she said sure let me go get my ladder

I almost got in a fight for saying this to one of my bullies I wanted to make friends but no they thought I insulted them - SmoothCriminal

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94 Yo momma is so stupid when she looked in the mirror she said who is that ugly thing V 2 Comments
95 Yo mama so stupid, she died during an emergency on account that she couldn't find the 11 on the phone.
96 Yo mama so stupid, she stared up at the sky all night waiting for the movie stars to come on.

Yo mama so stupid she had to go back to preschool and learn how to count from 0 to 100

97 Yo mama so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.

I could not stop laughing I almost crapped myself

This one made me laugh out loud.

98 Yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test

...and then she failed...

Of COURSE she failed, what'd you expect?

Its a okay mamma joke

99 Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish

Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread

This is so funny I'm going to wet myself

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100 yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole

That is so funny I mean seriously a peep hole on a glass door

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