Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

hahahahahahahahahahaha what I got grounded after I was laughing with my mom - SmoothCriminal

Laugh out loud FREDDY KRUEGER SUPPOSE 2 GIVE US NIGHTMARES LOLO!

funniest among the rest

I love this one

NEVER heard this one ever before the rest are old REALLY REALLY funny one well done =D

This is so funny I told my little siss and she never watched hello kitty again

Girl that is cray cray hello kitty even said goodbye to that ugly old lady even if she is that old and that ugly girl loved it was really really funny I mean haulers

Hahaaahaha too funny lolololol

This one will shut them all down!

Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!

Your mom just got burned like a stick on a fire

Was really funny

Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.

Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth

Hmm no no no and no people don't mess with one direction now ok... Thank you

GOD THIS ONE IS SO GOOD - RainbowArtist191

Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!

This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.

Pissed myself for a minute thinking about this, is there anything I wont fap to!

I told this to my friend as a joke - PeeledBanana

Yo mama is so ugly that was your to the bathroom back of a bike it take you to the gas make the iPod in your face bicycles I'll probably stop and make a stop play with me giggle call me for lunch you wana Casey will go get a guy I've got a lot a big yeah I can do not to love

These thing r so awesome

Om I couldn't stop laughting

Yo mama's so ugly Jason died - RainbowArtist191

Lol! this one is funny! =] - foxrocks

omg its halarious and think it should be the um... number three at least

My mommy even lighted at that one

That's ok

Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud

This is so funny I'm done. Yo mama so old she farts dust

Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud

That was my favorite one

Ha ha! That's pretty ugly!

Laugh out loud now that's messed up

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.

WOW... funny!

So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud

I wish they can do that to me

That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.

So hilarious!

Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did

That was good that should be number 1

Crack me out dam that was funny

good one

I like the joke laugh out loud.

So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!

Haha! Now this is what I'm talking about baby:)!

So cool and funny told it to my friends and they were like BURN! - RainbowArtist191

Yo mama so ugly when she goes on video chat the screen broke

It could make me feel so sick

Haha laugh out loud I get it aha that cracked me up! ;D

Yo mama's so ugly that when she watched Nightmare on Elm Street, the T.V. shut off - RainbowArtist191

Her teeth is yellow, that's what the joke is. This is worded wrong though, it should say "every time she smiles traffic slows down.

The way it was written is pretty confusing, it is actually supposed to say:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!

Huh? Don't get it, not funny.

Brody: DAMMIT, LADY! I want to go on a vacation!
Frank the Policeman: What happened to that Stopwatch? Just get in the cer! - Neinwott

That was so funny you should be on T.V. laugh out loud nice job

Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!

Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it

That was very very funny that was very very funny that was very very funny I dropped my phone

So funny... I told my friends and they started laughing there ass out

Laugh out loud me and my sister couldn't stop laughing

So funny lmbo I should defenly tell this one to my friend

lol

Good one I get it

It's the only one that makes sense

I got one your momma so ugly when she went to take a bath the water said for get this I'm out of here

Oh my, that's funny - PeeledBanana

So true because your mama is so fat she left the house with high hills and came home with flipflops

This is a terrible joke

That is just rude

What I am totally weak love this joke😭😭

This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this

So funny even my friends mum started to laugh

LOL this is really good!

LOL - RainbowArtist191

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born a space monster came to earth and said,"Is this my baby? "

Man that is a hilarious one it should be in the top ten

Yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap

Yo mama so ugly she looks like Justin bebier

Laugh out loud My head exploded with LAUGHTER not

I thought I invented this one

Frank the Policeman: GET IN THE CEEE- *freezes into stone* - Neinwott

YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT EVEN FREDDY FROM FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY WAS SCARED

Laugh out loud that joke is so hilarious!

That was so funny that I am still laughing

Bro my friend already knew this but here is one I made up your moma is so ugly when she went to a beauty supply shop they said take it all you monster

Mad Hatter is in the video. But I have a joke for you:


Yo Mama so ugly, in Final Destination, she goes landscaping then she almost killed everyone in it with her face, then the franchise ended by getting arrested for murder attempts and vandalism.

Ha

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Lololololol this is so funny I used this on my enemy and she is now nice to me lmfao

That's funny laugh out loud

I think that was because the boomerang thought she was so ugly, the boomerang got scared! Very funny! I'm writing this down on my YO MAMA SMACKDOWN list!

I got one yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap

Yo mama so ugly at a track meet when the whistle blew they all started sprinting

Yo mama so ugly at a team meet when the whistle blew they all started sprinting

Ha ha ha! Very funny

It was funny but this is not yo mama so fat but funny

I thought it was ugly jokes?

That's wronge

That is so funny man

That is so crap I've heard that loads of times

Cdfu this is hilarious 😂

Trying not to be rude but to be honest you need to get a life if you're involving minecraft into yo mama jokes, don't be a nerd

Stupid minecraft we need some yo mama Call of Duty jokes

Yo Mama jokes aren't for Minecraft nerds

Minecraft!

Oh My God! So Funny,
I pee my pants when I read this
I give this a
10 out of 10!

The printer said this "no I would not print this it to ugly to look at or print" LMAOO

I give this a 10 YEAH

Yo momma so fat she uses the highway as a slippery slide

Awesome

That is so funny imam use that one 10/10

Very fun devil mum has came

Wow I could have made up a better on try harder :) not trying to be rude

You are the lamest joke maker ever

This joke is so lame it should be in the top not

:( Sorry, but it doesn’t make any sense.

huh?!?!?!

Venus

I don't find it funny to be honest.👀🙇

And that is what the cause of solar eclipse is - TeamRocket747

My favorite joke of the year so far. Beside from yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart the prices went down!

THAT CRACKED ME UP LIKE CRAZY

Funny like hell I like this one

This sucks

No one under stands

The doctor is advising her 2 have leprosy to improv her looks

awesome

Made me crack up

Cool

That's more of a hairy kind of joke

Yo momma so ugly she's to ugly to even make momma jokes about her

Lol this the only one that I laugh at

I don't get that

Nice one

LOL! This is so funny! :)))(((::: how is this not higher?!?!? - nintendofan126

Bum bum hiss hiss my uncles names are richard and freddy my grandmas name is chub and she hates when you pee on the toilet board I'm unlucky both of her sides are her fat side

That's a well cool joke I'm gonna use some of these in class xx

Laugh out loud it is 2 funny mama sceard the crqp out of me the other day laugh out loud oxo

This will shut them all the way down

Funny but it should of said yo mama so hairy

Now I didn't now a joke could be that funny

Funny as hell

Laugh out loud! This made me laugh so hard, soda came out my nose! This should definitely be in the top ten!

ET must of thought she was his enemy

I like it because my friend name is ET

E.T.: Uh-oh! ET Phone back home!
Elliot: ET, wait! - Neinwott

Please don't put God in this PLEASE.

People wouldn't actually say that because god loves everyone don't be mean

God loves everyone. Don't make fun of god.

Who even added this... - PeeledBanana

Buddy when I read this I almost get a knife kill the fat people

Ha this is really funny you always hide because you are afraid of what you will find along with your mamma.

That was a little inappropriate

Laugh out loud T:

IDIOTS

I give that
100000000000 that is funny make more mamma jokes

Yo momma so fat when she sat on the scale the doctor said 'hey that's my phone number '

Your mama is so fat when she entered a monster truck it became a low rider

That is so funny... Gosh L.O. L still laughing

That's what I would do pay the dam women

So funny laugh out loud

Hey this is Selena and I want to tell you that joke is so funny if you do not believe me then your idiots jk plus Niki Minaj stay out of the way of me and Justin got it and show this to YouTube I DON'T CARE but just tell her that for me YouTube got it