Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes
The Top Ten
hahahahahahahahahahaha what I got grounded after I was laughing with my mom
Laugh out loud FREDDY KRUEGER SUPPOSE 2 GIVE US NIGHTMARES LOLO!
funniest among the rest
Yo mama so fat that she gave the grudge nightmares and the grudge wanted to kill her self after she heard the joke and guess what she did kill her self and she also told her parents and her parents killed them self by throwing them selves in fire and saying goodbye yo fat mama you made me kill my self
NEVER heard this one ever before the rest are old REALLY REALLY funny one well done =D
This is so funny I told my little siss and she never watched hello kitty again
Um I am very surprised that people like this thing that roast is horrible.
Girl that is cray cray hello kitty even said goodbye to that ugly old lady even if she is that old and that ugly girl loved it was really really funny I mean haulers
This one will shut them all down!
Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!
Your mom just got burned like a stick on a fire
Yup I said that to your mom she cried then made it up to me and that's how your brother was made
Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.
Hmm no no no and no people don't mess with one direction now ok... Thank you
Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth
The funny part about it is the name is one direction and the mama was so ugly that the one direction went the other direction.
I use to like there music!
Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!
This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.
Pissed myself for a minute thinking about this, is there anything I wont fap to!
Ha ha ha! I have been looking for some good your momma jokes to tell my friends and this one is AWESOME.
Yo mama is so ugly that was your to the bathroom back of a bike it take you to the gas make the iPod in your face bicycles I'll probably stop and make a stop play with me giggle call me for lunch you wana Casey will go get a guy I've got a lot a big yeah I can do not to love
These thing r so awesome
Om I couldn't stop laughting
Yo momma is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said I can't fix that
Lol! this one is funny! =]
omg its halarious and think it should be the um... number three at least
My mommy even lighted at that one
You are stupid and need to get a life and yo mama so stupid she gave you up for adoption and the jokes aren't even funny AT ALL!
Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud
This one blows me away! (giggle) yo mama so stupid the ONLY letters she will ever know are KFC (finger liking good! )
This is so funny I'm done. Yo mama so old she farts dust
Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud
Ha ha! That's pretty ugly!
Laugh out loud now that's messed up
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.
Loved 1 and 10
Ha that's funny :-)
Poop in a can
I herd all of them make a new one or nobody is going to get on this website because everything gets old
Love this were do you get this love them on this every day nice one
So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud
I wish they can do that to me
That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO MYSPACE, EVERYONE SWITCHED TO FACEBOOK
Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did
That was good that should be number 1
Crack me out dam that was funny
This one was to die for!
I like the joke laugh out loud.
So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!
Haha! Now this is what I'm talking about baby:)!
I think this should be number one best yo mama so ugly joke ever
Yo mama so ugly when she goes on video chat the screen broke
It could make me feel so sick
Haha laugh out loud I get it aha that cracked me up! ;D
Man this one was o funny that everyone in the house herd me
Her teeth is yellow, that's what the joke is. This is worded wrong though, it should say "every time she smiles traffic slows down.
The way it was written is pretty confusing, it is actually supposed to say:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!
Huh? Don't get it, not funny.
Yo mama so Harry were she gave birth to you you had a carpet burn
That was so funny you should be on T.V. laugh out loud nice job
Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!
Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it
That was very very funny that was very very funny that was very very funny I dropped my phone
So funny... I told my friends and they started laughing there ass out
Laugh out loud me and my sister couldn't stop laughing
So funny lmbo I should defenly tell this one to my friend
This had me laugh to death. This should be number one!
Good one I get it
It's the only one that makes sense
I got one your momma so ugly when she went to take a bath the water said for get this I'm out of here
SO SO SO FUNNY HA
So true because your mama is so fat she left the house with high hills and came home with flipflops
This is a terrible joke
That is just rude
Yo Mama So Ugly Earth Exploded when they saw her
This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this
So funny even my friends mum started to laugh
LOL this is really good!
That's easily the best one
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born a space monster came to earth and said,"Is this my baby? "
Yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap
Man that is a hilarious one it should be in the top ten
! That momma should just go dig up her grave.
Laugh out loud My head exploded with LAUGHTER not
I thought I invented this one
Frank the Policeman: GET IN THE CEEE- *freezes into stone*
YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT EVEN FREDDY FROM FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY WAS SCARED
Laugh out loud that joke is so hilarious!
Mad Hatter is in the video. But I have a joke for you:
Yo Mama so ugly, in Final Destination, she goes landscaping then she almost killed everyone in it with her face, then the franchise ended by getting arrested for murder attempts and vandalism.
That was so funny that I am still laughing
Bro my friend already knew this but here is one I made up your moma is so ugly when she went to a beauty supply shop they said take it all you monster
When you realize Slenderman doesn’t have a face
Ya haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha