Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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1 Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares

hahahahahahahahahahaha what I got grounded after I was laughing with my mom - SmoothCriminal

Laugh out loud FREDDY KRUEGER SUPPOSE 2 GIVE US NIGHTMARES LOLO!

funniest among the rest

I love this one

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2 Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

NEVER heard this one ever before the rest are old REALLY REALLY funny one well done =D

This is so funny I told my little siss and she never watched hello kitty again

Girl that is cray cray hello kitty even said goodbye to that ugly old lady even if she is that old and that ugly girl loved it was really really funny I mean haulers

Do gunny haha

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3 Yo mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction

Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.

Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth

Hmm no no no and no people don't mess with one direction now ok... Thank you

GOD THIS ONE IS SO GOOD - RainbowArtist191

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4 Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

This one will shut them all down!

Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!

Your mom just got burned like a stick on a fire

Hilarious asf

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5 Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.

Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!

This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.

Pissed myself for a minute thinking about this, is there anything I wont fap to!

I told this to my friend as a joke - PeeledBanana

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6 Yo mama so ugly, they changed Halloween to YoMamaween!

Yo mama is so ugly that was your to the bathroom back of a bike it take you to the gas make the iPod in your face bicycles I'll probably stop and make a stop play with me giggle call me for lunch you wana Casey will go get a guy I've got a lot a big yeah I can do not to love

These thing r so awesome

Om I couldn't stop laughting

Yo mama's so ugly Jason died - RainbowArtist191

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7 Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home

Lol! this one is funny! =] - foxrocks

omg its halarious and think it should be the um... number three at least

My mommy even lighted at that one

That's ok

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8 Yo mama so ugly, Satan died of fright

Ha ha! That's pretty ugly!

Laugh out loud now that's messed up

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.

WOW... funny!

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9 Yo mama so ugly, I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.

Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud

This is so funny I'm done. Yo mama so old she farts dust

Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud

Man,she's ugly

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10 Yo mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.

Ha that's funny :-)

Poop in a can

I herd all of them make a new one or nobody is going to get on this website because everything gets old

That is the best yo momma joke.

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The Newcomers

? Yo mama so old, her lifetime membership expired

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11 Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras

So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud

I wish they can do that to me

That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.

That true with my mom

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12 Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.

Her teeth is yellow, that's what the joke is. This is worded wrong though, it should say "every time she smiles traffic slows down.

Huh? Don't get it, not funny.

The way it was written is pretty confusing, it is actually supposed to say:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!

Brody: DAMMIT, LADY! I want to go on a vacation!
Frank the Policeman: What happened to that Stopwatch? Just get in the cer! - Neinwott

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13 Yo mama is so ugly that she put on ten pounds of makeup and still made me throw up

Yo mama so ugly when she goes on video chat the screen broke

It could make me feel so sick

Haha laugh out loud I get it aha that cracked me up! ;D

Yo mama's so ugly that when she watched Nightmare on Elm Street, the T.V. shut off - RainbowArtist191

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14 Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck

I like the joke laugh out loud.

So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!

Haha! Now this is what I'm talking about baby:)!

So cool and funny told it to my friends and they were like BURN! - RainbowArtist191

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15 Yo mama is so ugly that she wanted to be a monster for halloween and her parents said, you dont need a costume for that

Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did

That was good that should be number 1

Crack me out dam that was funny

good one

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16 Yo mama is so ugly, that when she tried to become a model, they said, The hospital is that way

So funny... I told my friends and they started laughing there ass out

Laugh out loud me and my sister couldn't stop laughing

So funny lmbo I should defenly tell this one to my friend

lol

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17 Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry

That was so funny you should be on T.V. laugh out loud nice job

Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!

Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it

That was very very funny that was very very funny that was very very funny I dropped my phone

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18 Yo mama is so ugly when she when to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet

Good one I get it

It's the only one that makes sense

I got one your momma so ugly when she went to take a bath the water said for get this I'm out of here

Oh my, that's funny - PeeledBanana

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19 Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to breast feed the baby the baby said "Mom, I didn't know you were a cow!"

So true because your mama is so fat she left the house with high hills and came home with flipflops

This is a terrible joke

That is just rude

What I am totally weak love this joke😭😭

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20 Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry

This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this

So funny even my friends mum started to laugh

LOL this is really good!

LOL - RainbowArtist191

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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2. Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
3. Yo mama is so ugly when she when to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet

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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home

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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.

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