Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes
The Top Ten
hahahahahahahahahahaha what I got grounded after I was laughing with my mom - SmoothCriminal
Laugh out loud FREDDY KRUEGER SUPPOSE 2 GIVE US NIGHTMARES LOLO!
funniest among the rest
I love this oneV 120 Comments
NEVER heard this one ever before the rest are old REALLY REALLY funny one well done =D
This is so funny I told my little siss and she never watched hello kitty again
Girl that is cray cray hello kitty even said goodbye to that ugly old lady even if she is that old and that ugly girl loved it was really really funny I mean haulers
Do gunny hahaV 55 Comments
This one will shut them all down!
Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!
Your mom just got burned like a stick on a fire
Hilarious asfV 59 Comments
Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.
Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth
Hmm no no no and no people don't mess with one direction now ok... Thank you
GOD THIS ONE IS SO GOOD - RainbowArtist191V 85 Comments
Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!
This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.
Pissed myself for a minute thinking about this, is there anything I wont fap to!
I told this to my friend as a joke - PeeledBananaV 49 Comments
Yo mama is so ugly that was your to the bathroom back of a bike it take you to the gas make the iPod in your face bicycles I'll probably stop and make a stop play with me giggle call me for lunch you wana Casey will go get a guy I've got a lot a big yeah I can do not to love
These thing r so awesome
Om I couldn't stop laughting
Yo mama's so ugly Jason died - RainbowArtist191V 27 Comments
Lol! this one is funny! =] - foxrocks
omg its halarious and think it should be the um... number three at least
My mommy even lighted at that one
That's okV 38 Comments
Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud
This is so funny I'm done. Yo mama so old she farts dust
Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud
Man,she's uglyV 25 Comments
Ha ha! That's pretty ugly!
Laugh out loud now that's messed up
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.
WOW... funny!V 30 Comments
Ha that's funny :-)
Poop in a can
I herd all of them make a new one or nobody is going to get on this website because everything gets old
That is the best yo momma joke.V 17 Comments
So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud
I wish they can do that to me
That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.
That true with my momV 25 Comments
Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did
That was good that should be number 1
Crack me out dam that was funny
good oneV 6 Comments
I like the joke laugh out loud.
So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!
Haha! Now this is what I'm talking about baby:)!
So cool and funny told it to my friends and they were like BURN! - RainbowArtist191V 10 Comments
Her teeth is yellow, that's what the joke is. This is worded wrong though, it should say "every time she smiles traffic slows down.
Huh? Don't get it, not funny.
The way it was written is pretty confusing, it is actually supposed to say:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!
Brody: DAMMIT, LADY! I want to go on a vacation!
Frank the Policeman: What happened to that Stopwatch? Just get in the cer! - Neinwott
Yo mama so ugly when she goes on video chat the screen broke
It could make me feel so sick
Haha laugh out loud I get it aha that cracked me up! ;D
Yo mama's so ugly that when she watched Nightmare on Elm Street, the T.V. shut off - RainbowArtist191V 2 Comments
That was so funny you should be on T.V. laugh out loud nice job
Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!
Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it
That was very very funny that was very very funny that was very very funny I dropped my phoneV 16 Comments
So funny... I told my friends and they started laughing there ass out
Laugh out loud me and my sister couldn't stop laughing
So funny lmbo I should defenly tell this one to my friend
lolV 21 Comments
Good one I get it
It's the only one that makes sense
I got one your momma so ugly when she went to take a bath the water said for get this I'm out of here
Oh my, that's funny - PeeledBananaV 16 Comments
So true because your mama is so fat she left the house with high hills and came home with flipflops
This is a terrible joke
That is just rude
What I am totally weak love this joke😭😭V 5 Comments
This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this
So funny even my friends mum started to laugh
LOL this is really good!
LOL - RainbowArtist191V 6 Comments
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List StatsUpdated 22 Aug 2017
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Top Remixes (17)
2. Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
3. Yo mama is so ugly when she when to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
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