Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes
The Top Ten
She must be Barney or something to give Freddy nightmares. Because Freddy is supposed to control your dreams... Poor Freddy. He probably wishes he can control his own dream now.
! LOLZ! Dude that's like F---in sweet, that made me laugh until I stopped laughing! I stopped laughing after about half an hour or somethin' (P.S. don't laugh to long it makes your cheeks hurt lolz)
I mean seriously, Freddy Kruger never sleeps, or does he!? Over all that's really hilarious, and I laughed so hard I was about to die!
Listen to this... You're so ugly when you went to hell the devil sent you to god and said "god please don't send me you're sins". :0
HILARIOUS really funny I like good comeback, this definitely one of my favorites. Quick and simple, but dang it's smart
Hah, I've never heard this until now, and I'm going to show everybody now, that us hysterical
Laugh out loud that is so so funny HAHA this is original too laugh out loud I love this one
Very good but have you heard this one yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain due
Yo mama so ugly that when she needed a tooth pulled, the dentist mistakenly pulled a piece of corn from her butt.
This one will shut them all down!
Yup I said that to your mom she cried then made it up to me and that's how your brother was made
Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!
The funny part about it is the name is one direction and the mama was so ugly that the one direction went the other direction.
I use to like there music!
Oh my gosh! That is so hilarious! My and my brothers were laughing so hard that one of my brothers almost peed in his pants!
Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth
Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.
This one blows me away! (giggle) yo mama so stupid the ONLY letters she will ever know are KFC (finger liking good! )
Can, somebody please get me another pair of pants? Or maybe a diaper? It would be useful when reading this
Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud
Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.
So funny it made me crack up and than I told this to my mom she just crack up
That is laugh out loud it made me cry Mariah heard it laugh out loud what
Yo mama is so ugly that they wrote a truck of books about her face
Love this were do you get this love them on this every day nice one
Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas
I think that joke is the best of of this website
That was so hilariously funny
This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.
Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! I have been looking for some good your momma jokes to tell my friends and this one is AWESOME.
How can a lad airy be that ugly and why would you Barry your daughter it's so funny
My favorite joke of the year so far. Beside from yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart the prices went down!
I think this should be number one best yo mama so ugly joke ever
So cool and funny told it to my friends and they were like BURN!
So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!
Awesome!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Wow they will all go home crying I loved all your disses; I'm speechless
Damn
Your mamas so fat she jumped on a school and everything broke
All of them are funny laugh out loud number 1,2,3,5 are the funniest
The Newcomers
And I thought Santa was the nicest, jolliest of all!
That's a really good one
The Contenders
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born a space monster came to earth and said,"Is this my baby? "
Man that is a hilarious one it should be in the top ten
Yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap
! That momma should just go dig up her grave.
Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it
That was very very funny that was very very funny that was very very funny I dropped my phone
You're so pathetic, you took out this joke from the internet and pretended that you made it up
Wow that is drop dead funny I'm telling my class this I'll remember that for the rest of my life
I get it because crap is another word for poop and its scare the crap out of the toilet
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Not funny you need to learn how to spell!
It's the only one that makes sense
That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.
So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud
Laugh out loud 1-10 are the best thanks for the laugh.
That was so funny it was the second I laughed at
Lol I peeed my pants and when I woke up I remember when I wasdreaming I peed the bed!
I thought I invented this one
Laugh out loud My head exploded with LAUGHTER not
Frank the Policeman: GET IN THE CEEE- *freezes into stone*
This one killed at my school when I told it beckerline P. Laugh out loud yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal sad
Yo momma is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said I can't fix that
Really really my friend laughs at everything but he didn't even smile
Yo mama is so ugly little kids thought of the nightmare next door
Mad Hatter is in the video. But I have a joke for you:
Yo Mama so ugly, in Final Destination, she goes landscaping then she almost killed everyone in it with her face, then the franchise ended by getting arrested for murder attempts and vandalism.
You mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow she created skittles
Ho ever made that one is a pro at jokes text me if you made is
Nice one I thought I died and went to your mama joke heaven.
This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this
So funny even my friends mum started to laugh
That's easily the best one
That is the best one yet
That is so funny man
Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did
That was good that should be number 1
That made me and my parents laugh but then I got punnished
Crack me out dam that was funny
And that is what the cause of solar eclipse is
Lol this the only one that I laugh at
I don't get that
Nice one
LOL! This is so funny! :)))(((::: how is this not higher?!?!?
Lololololol this is so funny I used this on my enemy and she is now nice to me lmfao
That's funny laugh out loud
That was a little inappropriate
Laugh out loud T:
IDIOTS
I give that
100000000000 that is funny make more mamma jokes