Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

She must be Barney or something to give Freddy nightmares. Because Freddy is supposed to control your dreams... Poor Freddy. He probably wishes he can control his own dream now.

I mean seriously, Freddy Kruger never sleeps, or does he!? Over all that's really hilarious, and I laughed so hard I was about to die!

! LOLZ! Dude that's like F---in sweet, that made me laugh until I stopped laughing! I stopped laughing after about half an hour or somethin' (P.S. don't laugh to long it makes your cheeks hurt lolz)

Listen to this... You're so ugly when you went to hell the devil sent you to god and said "god please don't send me you're sins". :0

2 Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

HILARIOUS really funny I like good comeback, this definitely one of my favorites. Quick and simple, but dang it's smart

Um I am very surprised that people like this thing that roast is horrible.

Your momma so fat when she walks into the store all all the people say are we havig a storm.

This one was so funny I swear if I was near a cliff I would of fell!

3 Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so ugly that when she needed a tooth pulled, the dentist mistakenly pulled a piece of corn from her butt.

This one will shut them all down!

That's so funny I'm still laughing! Dude that one is my favorite!

Reminds me of Angry Grandpa Hate Comments Part 2.

4 Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

The funny part about it is the name is one direction and the mama was so ugly that the one direction went the other direction.

I use to like there music!

Oh my gosh! That is so hilarious! My and my brothers were laughing so hard that one of my brothers almost peed in his pants!

Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.

It's not offensive to One Direction ahahaahaha I couldn't stop laughing at this! I didn't find it offensive even though I'm a Directioner.

5 Yo mama so ugly I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.

This one blows me away! (giggle) yo mama so stupid the ONLY letters she will ever know are KFC (finger liking good! )

This is so funny what about this one - your mama teeth so yellow that the piarte chase her for her gold teeth!

Can, somebody please get me another pair of pants? Or maybe a diaper? It would be useful when reading this

Nice another good one is Yo mamma so ugly, that when she went to enter a ugly contest the judges,said sorry no professionals.

6 Yo mama so ugly Satan died of fright.

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.

Satan finds this amusing, but Satan feels no fright.

Ha ha! That's pretty ugly!

I don't get this even though I'm 15 years old.

7 Yo mama so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.

That is the best yo momma joke.

Wow this one is great

Dude laugh out loud

Wow laugh out loud

8 Yo mama so ugly when she was born her mom said, "What a treasure", and her dad said, "Yes, lets go bury it."

This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.

Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! I have been looking for some good your momma jokes to tell my friends and this one is AWESOME.

Just about pissed my pants. I thought this joke would actually be... Hilarious!

9 Yo mama so ugly when she went trick-or-treating, the kids said she had a really ugly costume.

Awesome!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

I nearly pissed in me pants bro laugh out loud LMFAO!

That your mama so ugly that when she look at the T.V. the T.V. had fame coming out

! So funny, I am the joke queen at my class!

10 Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.

My favorite joke of the year so far. Beside from yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart the prices went down!

So cool and funny told it to my friends and they were like BURN!

So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!

I like the joke laugh out loud.

The Newcomers

? Yo mama so ugly she makes Marilyn Manson look handsome
The Contenders
11 Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I quit."

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born a space monster came to earth and said,"Is this my baby? "

! That momma should just go dig up her grave.

12 Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!

That got me cracking up

Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it

This guy is a legend!

13 Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras.

That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.

Laugh out loud 1-10 are the best thanks for the laugh.

I have a beter one... Yo moma so fat when she pasted my T.V.
I missed seven episodes of the simpsons

Haha laugh out loud that's one fat moma!

14 Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet

Not funny you need to learn how to spell!

Are you trying to make.
Me pee my pants

I almost died of laughter.

Good one I get it

15 Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
16 Yo mama so ugly they changed Halloween to YoMamaween.

This one killed at my school when I told it beckerline P. Laugh out loud yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal sad

Holey balls that's funny

That's good right there

Stupid joke no offense

17 Yo mama so ugly she jumpscared Freddy Fazbear.
18 Yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry we don't allow professionals.

Mad Hatter is in the video. But I have a joke for you:

Yo Mama so ugly, in Final Destination, she goes landscaping then she almost killed everyone in it with her face, then the franchise ended by getting arrested for murder attempts and vandalism.

Nice one I thought I died and went to your mama joke heaven.

Laugh out loud that joke is so hilarious!

Herd it before

19 Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.

That is the best one yet

I think its great

20 Yo mama so ugly when she wanted to be a monster for Halloween her parents said you don't need a costume for that.

Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did

This one was to die for!

What bad parents haha

21 Yo mama so ugly her parents wanted a refund from the hospital.

That is so funny man

22 Yo mama so ugly when the sun came up the moon went in front of it.
23 Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something like her face, I pinned a tail on it.

I don't get that

24 Yo mama is so ugly she got arrested for mooning when she took that paper bag off her head.
25 Yo mama so ugly, she was born with an apology letter from God.

Laugh out loud T:

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