Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes
The Top Ten
hahahahahahahahahahaha what I got grounded after I was laughing with my mom - SmoothCriminal
Laugh out loud FREDDY KRUEGER SUPPOSE 2 GIVE US NIGHTMARES LOLO!
funniest among the rest
Yo mama so fat that she gave the grudge nightmares and the grudge wanted to kill her self after she heard the joke and guess what she did kill her self and she also told her parents and her parents killed them self by throwing them selves in fire and saying goodbye yo fat mama you made me kill my self119 Comments
NEVER heard this one ever before the rest are old REALLY REALLY funny one well done =D
Just that ligit thug life
Um I am very surprised that people like this thing that roast is horrible.
Dude this could really make someone cry ><60 Comments
This one will shut them all down!
Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!
Reminds me of Angry Grandpa Hate Comments Part 2. - GehennaTheSecond
Your mom just got burned like a stick on a fire61 Comments
Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.
Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth
Hmm no no no and no people don't mess with one direction now ok... Thank you
The funny part about it is the name is one direction and the mama was so ugly that the one direction went the other direction.
I use to like there music!
Only funny one here
Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!
This is hilarous!
This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.49 Comments
Yo mama is so ugly that was your to the bathroom back of a bike it take you to the gas make the iPod in your face bicycles I'll probably stop and make a stop play with me giggle call me for lunch you wana Casey will go get a guy I've got a lot a big yeah I can do not to love
These thing r so awesome
Om I couldn't stop laughting
Yo momma is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said I can't fix that26 Comments
Lol! this one is funny! =] - foxrocks
omg its halarious and think it should be the um... number three at least
My mommy even lighted at that one
You are stupid and need to get a life and yo mama so stupid she gave you up for adoption and the jokes aren't even funny AT ALL!38 Comments
Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud
This is so funny I'm done. Yo mama so old she farts dust
That was my favorite one
Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud25 Comments
Ha ha! That's pretty ugly!
Laugh out loud now that's messed up
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.31 Comments
Ha that's funny :-)
Poop in a can
I herd all of them make a new one or nobody is going to get on this website because everything gets old
Love this were do you get this love them on this every day nice one17 Comments
So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud
I wish they can do that to me
That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO MYSPACE, EVERYONE SWITCHED TO FACEBOOK26 Comments
Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did
That was good that should be number 1
Crack me out dam that was funny
This one was to die for!6 Comments
I like the joke laugh out loud.
So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!
Haha! Now this is what I'm talking about baby:)!
I think this should be number one best yo mama so ugly joke ever10 Comments
Yo mama so ugly when she goes on video chat the screen broke
It could make me feel so sick
Haha laugh out loud I get it aha that cracked me up! ;D
Man this one was o funny that everyone in the house herd me2 Comments
Her teeth is yellow, that's what the joke is. This is worded wrong though, it should say "every time she smiles traffic slows down.
The way it was written is pretty confusing, it is actually supposed to say:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!
Huh? Don't get it, not funny.
Yo mama so Harry were she gave birth to you you had a carpet burn7 Comments
That was so funny you should be on T.V. laugh out loud nice job
Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!
Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it
That was very very funny that was very very funny that was very very funny I dropped my phone16 Comments
So funny... I told my friends and they started laughing there ass out
Laugh out loud me and my sister couldn't stop laughing
So funny lmbo I should defenly tell this one to my friend
This had me laugh to death. This should be number one!20 Comments
Good one I get it
It's the only one that makes sense
I got one your momma so ugly when she went to take a bath the water said for get this I'm out of here
SO SO SO FUNNY HA15 Comments
So true because your mama is so fat she left the house with high hills and came home with flipflops
This is a terrible joke
That is just rude
Yo Mama So Ugly Earth Exploded when they saw her
This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this
So funny even my friends mum started to laugh
LOL this is really good!
That's easily the best one4 Comments
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born a space monster came to earth and said,"Is this my baby? "
Man that is a hilarious one it should be in the top ten
Yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap
! That momma should just go dig up her grave.1 Comment
Laugh out loud My head exploded with LAUGHTER not
I thought I invented this one
Frank the Policeman: GET IN THE CEEE- *freezes into stone* - Neinwott
YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT EVEN FREDDY FROM FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY WAS SCARED3 Comments
Laugh out loud that joke is so hilarious!
That was so funny that I am still laughing
Bro my friend already knew this but here is one I made up your moma is so ugly when she went to a beauty supply shop they said take it all you monster
Ho ever made that one is a pro at jokes text me if you made is - badgirl_1009 Comments
Ya haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha
Lololololol this is so funny I used this on my enemy and she is now nice to me lmfao
That's funny laugh out loud
I think that was because the boomerang thought she was so ugly, the boomerang got scared! Very funny! I'm writing this down on my YO MAMA SMACKDOWN list!
I got one yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap
Yo mama so ugly at a track meet when the whistle blew they all started sprinting
Yo mama so ugly at a team meet when the whistle blew they all started sprinting8 Comments
Ha ha ha! Very funny
It was funny but this is not yo mama so fat but funny
I feel sorry for the pig
I thought it was ugly jokes?2 Comments
That is so funny man
That is so crap I've heard that loads of times
Cdfu this is hilarious 😂
Oh My God! So Funny,
I pee my pants when I read this
I give this a
10 out of 10!
The printer said this "no I would not print this it to ugly to look at or print" LMAOO
I give this a 10 YEAH
Yo momma so fat she uses the highway as a slippery slide10 Comments
Trying not to be rude but to be honest you need to get a life if you're involving minecraft into yo mama jokes, don't be a nerd
Stupid minecraft we need some yo mama Call of Duty jokes
Yo Mama jokes aren't for Minecraft nerds
Bruh not trying 2 be side but get a life.2 Comments
That is so funny imam use that one 10/10
Very fun devil mum has came
Wow I could have made up a better on try harder :) not trying to be rude
You are the lamest joke maker ever
This joke is so lame it should be in the top not
This joke makes me laugh because its full of crap laugh out loud18 Comments
I don't find it funny to be honest.👀🙇
And that is what the cause of solar eclipse is - TeamRocket747
My favorite joke of the year so far. Beside from yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart the prices went down!
THAT CRACKED ME UP LIKE CRAZY
Funny like hell I like this one
How is this not in the top 20? - Minecraftcrazy5306 Comments
No one under stands
The doctor is advising her 2 have leprosy to improv her looks
Its good but how could they say bear when she walks with only 2 feet?
yea ik my comment doesn't make any sense
That's more of a hairy kind of joke
Yo momma so ugly she's to ugly to even make momma jokes about her
Made me crack up
Lol this the only one that I laugh at
I don't get that
LOL! This is so funny! :)))(((::: how is this not higher?!?!? - nintendofan126
Bum bum hiss hiss my uncles names are richard and freddy my grandmas name is chub and she hates when you pee on the toilet board I'm unlucky both of her sides are her fat side
That's a well cool joke I'm gonna use some of these in class xx
Laugh out loud it is 2 funny mama sceard the crqp out of me the other day laugh out loud oxo
Laugh out loud! This made me laugh so hard, soda came out my nose! This should definitely be in the top ten!
ET must of thought she was his enemy
I like it because my friend name is ET
It is really funny and it made me Laph3 Comments
This will shut them all the way down
Funny but it should of said yo mama so hairy
Now I didn't now a joke could be that funny
Did she really look that bad2 Comments
Please don't put God in this PLEASE.
People wouldn't actually say that because god loves everyone don't be mean
God loves everyone. Don't make fun of god.
You can sure put God in your jokes, as long they are funny...8 Comments
Buddy when I read this I almost get a knife kill the fat people
Ha this is really funny you always hide because you are afraid of what you will find along with your mamma.
That was a little inappropriate
Laugh out loud T:
I give that
100000000000 that is funny make more mamma jokes
Yo momma so fat when she sat on the scale the doctor said 'hey that's my phone number '
Your mama is so fat when she entered a monster truck it became a low rider
That is so funny... Gosh L.O. L still laughing
That's what I would do pay the dam women
So funny laugh out loud
Hey this is Selena and I want to tell you that joke is so funny if you do not believe me then your idiots jk plus Niki Minaj stay out of the way of me and Justin got it and show this to YouTube I DON'T CARE but just tell her that for me YouTube got it
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Top Remixes (17)
2. Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
3. Yo mama is so ugly when she when to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
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