Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

The Top Ten Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

1 Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares

hahahahahahahahahahaha what I got grounded after I was laughing with my mom - SmoothCriminal


funniest among the rest

Yo mama so fat that she gave the grudge nightmares and the grudge wanted to kill her self after she heard the joke and guess what she did kill her self and she also told her parents and her parents killed them self by throwing them selves in fire and saying goodbye yo fat mama you made me kill my self

2 Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

NEVER heard this one ever before the rest are old REALLY REALLY funny one well done =D

This is so funny I told my little siss and she never watched hello kitty again

Um I am very surprised that people like this thing that roast is horrible.

Girl that is cray cray hello kitty even said goodbye to that ugly old lady even if she is that old and that ugly girl loved it was really really funny I mean haulers

3 Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

This one will shut them all down!

Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!

Your mom just got burned like a stick on a fire

Yup I said that to your mom she cried then made it up to me and that's how your brother was made

4 Yo mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction

Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.

Hmm no no no and no people don't mess with one direction now ok... Thank you

Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth

The funny part about it is the name is one direction and the mama was so ugly that the one direction went the other direction.

I use to like there music!

5 Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.

Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!

This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.

Pissed myself for a minute thinking about this, is there anything I wont fap to!

Ha ha ha! I have been looking for some good your momma jokes to tell my friends and this one is AWESOME.

6 Yo mama so ugly, they changed Halloween to YoMamaween!

Yo mama is so ugly that was your to the bathroom back of a bike it take you to the gas make the iPod in your face bicycles I'll probably stop and make a stop play with me giggle call me for lunch you wana Casey will go get a guy I've got a lot a big yeah I can do not to love

These thing r so awesome

Om I couldn't stop laughting

Yo momma is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said I can't fix that

7 Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home

Lol! this one is funny! =] - foxrocks

omg its halarious and think it should be the um... number three at least

My mommy even lighted at that one

You are stupid and need to get a life and yo mama so stupid she gave you up for adoption and the jokes aren't even funny AT ALL!

8 Yo mama so ugly, I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.

This one blows me away! (giggle) yo mama so stupid the ONLY letters she will ever know are KFC (finger liking good! )

Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud

This is so funny I'm done. Yo mama so old she farts dust

Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud

9 Yo mama so ugly, Satan died of fright

Ha ha! That's pretty ugly!

Laugh out loud now that's messed up

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.

Loved 1 and 10

10 Yo mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.

Ha that's funny :-)

Poop in a can

I herd all of them make a new one or nobody is going to get on this website because everything gets old

Love this were do you get this love them on this every day nice one

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11 Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras

So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud

I wish they can do that to me

That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.


12 Yo mama is so ugly that she wanted to be a monster for halloween and her parents said, you dont need a costume for that

Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did

That was good that should be number 1

Crack me out dam that was funny

This one was to die for!

13 Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck

I like the joke laugh out loud.

So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!

Haha! Now this is what I'm talking about baby:)!

I think this should be number one best yo mama so ugly joke ever

14 Yo mama is so ugly that she put on ten pounds of makeup and still made me throw up

Yo mama so ugly when she goes on video chat the screen broke

It could make me feel so sick

Haha laugh out loud I get it aha that cracked me up! ;D

Man this one was o funny that everyone in the house herd me

15 Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.

Her teeth is yellow, that's what the joke is. This is worded wrong though, it should say "every time she smiles traffic slows down.

The way it was written is pretty confusing, it is actually supposed to say:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!

Huh? Don't get it, not funny.

Yo mama so Harry were she gave birth to you you had a carpet burn

16 Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry

That was so funny you should be on T.V. laugh out loud nice job

Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!

Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it

That was very very funny that was very very funny that was very very funny I dropped my phone

17 Yo mama is so ugly, that when she tried to become a model, they said, The hospital is that way

So funny... I told my friends and they started laughing there ass out

Laugh out loud me and my sister couldn't stop laughing

So funny lmbo I should defenly tell this one to my friend

This had me laugh to death. This should be number one!

18 Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet

Good one I get it

It's the only one that makes sense

I got one your momma so ugly when she went to take a bath the water said for get this I'm out of here


19 Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to breast feed the baby the baby said "Mom, I didn't know you were a cow!"

So true because your mama is so fat she left the house with high hills and came home with flipflops

This is a terrible joke

That is just rude

Heres one
Yo Mama So Ugly Earth Exploded when they saw her

20 Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry

This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this

So funny even my friends mum started to laugh

LOL this is really good!

That's easily the best one

21 Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I quit."

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born a space monster came to earth and said,"Is this my baby? "

Yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap

Man that is a hilarious one it should be in the top ten

! That momma should just go dig up her grave.

22 Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Laugh out loud My head exploded with LAUGHTER not

I thought I invented this one

Frank the Policeman: GET IN THE CEEE- *freezes into stone* - Neinwott


23 Yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry we don't allow professionals

Laugh out loud that joke is so hilarious!

Mad Hatter is in the video. But I have a joke for you:

Yo Mama so ugly, in Final Destination, she goes landscaping then she almost killed everyone in it with her face, then the franchise ended by getting arrested for murder attempts and vandalism.

That was so funny that I am still laughing

Bro my friend already knew this but here is one I made up your moma is so ugly when she went to a beauty supply shop they said take it all you monster

24 Yo momma so ugly, she became the new Slender Man

When you realize Slenderman doesn’t have a face

Ya haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha

25 Yo mama so ugly she jumpscared Freddy Fazbear
26 Yo mama is so ugly that she got arrested for mooning when she took that paper bag off her head

Lololololol this is so funny I used this on my enemy and she is now nice to me lmfao

That's funny laugh out loud

27 Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

I think that was because the boomerang thought she was so ugly, the boomerang got scared! Very funny! I'm writing this down on my YO MAMA SMACKDOWN list!

I got one yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap

Yo mama so ugly at a track meet when the whistle blew they all started sprinting

Yo mama so ugly at a team meet when the whistle blew they all started sprinting

28 Yo mama so fat she sat on a pig and made pork chops

Ha ha ha! Very funny

It was funny but this is not yo mama so fat but funny

I thought it was ugly jokes?

I feel sorry for the pig

29 Yo mama is so ugly her parents wanted a refund from the hospital

That is so funny man

30 Yo mama is so ugly, that she made an onion cry

That is so crap I've heard that loads of times

Cdfu this is hilarious πŸ˜‚

31 Yo mamma so ugly when I took a picture of her the printer refused to print it

Oh My God! So Funny,
I pee my pants when I read this
I give this a
10 out of 10!

The printer said this "no I would not print this it to ugly to look at or print" LMAOO

I give this a 10 YEAH

Yo momma so fat she uses the highway as a slippery slide

Or you could say "the camera refused to take the photo"

32 Yo momma so ugly, zombie pigmen wanna date her.

Trying not to be rude but to be honest you need to get a life if you're involving minecraft into yo mama jokes, don't be a nerd

Stupid minecraft we need some yo mama Call of Duty jokes

Yo Mama jokes aren't for Minecraft nerds

Bruh not trying 2 be side but get a life.

33 Yo mama so ugly went she went to church the priest said Satan has come

That is so funny imam use that one 10/10

Very fun devil mum has came

34 Yo mama so ugly, she ugly.

Wow I could have made up a better on try harder :) not trying to be rude

You are the lamest joke maker ever

This joke is so lame it should be in the top not

This joke makes me laugh because its full of crap laugh out loud

35 Yo mama so ugly they had to move her to another planet



I don't find it funny to be honest.πŸ‘€πŸ™‡

36 Yo mama so ugly that when the sun came up the moon went in front of it

And that is what the cause of solar eclipse is - TeamRocket747

37 Your momma is so ugly when she went through a haunted house she came out with a job application

My favorite joke of the year so far. Beside from yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart the prices went down!


Funny like hell I like this one

How is this not in the top 20? - Minecraftcrazy530

38 Yo mumma's so ugly the doctor advised leprosy

No one under stands

The doctor is advising her 2 have leprosy to improv her looks


39 Yo momma so ugly, public toilets wouldn't let her in.

Made me crack up


40 Yo mama is so ugly, that when she went camping, the other campers saw her and yelled BEAR!

That's more of a hairy kind of joke

Yo momma so ugly she's to ugly to even make momma jokes about her

Its good but how could they say bear when she walks with only 2 feet?
yea ik my comment doesn't make any sense

41 Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something like her face, I pinned a tail on it.

Lol this the only one that I laugh at

I don't get that

Nice one

LOL! This is so funny! :)))(((::: how is this not higher?!?!? - nintendofan126

42 Yo momma so ugly, when she was walking down the street, the neighbors called animal control

This will shut them all the way down

Funny but it should of said yo mama so hairy

Now I didn't now a joke could be that funny

Did she really look that bad

43 Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away.

Bum bum hiss hiss my uncles names are richard and freddy my grandmas name is chub and she hates when you pee on the toilet board I'm unlucky both of her sides are her fat side

That's a well cool joke I'm gonna use some of these in class xx

Laugh out loud it is 2 funny mama sceard the crqp out of me the other day laugh out loud oxo

44 Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason ET went home

Laugh out loud! This made me laugh so hard, soda came out my nose! This should definitely be in the top ten!

ET must of thought she was his enemy

I like it because my friend name is ET

It is really funny and it made me Laph

45 Yo mamma so ugly when she went walking down the streets people said to her "God does not love you "

Please don't put God in this PLEASE.

People wouldn't actually say that because god loves everyone don't be mean

God loves everyone. Don't make fun of god.

You can sure put God in your jokes, as long they are funny...

46 Yo momma is so ugly, a hacker hacked her telephone to remove her profile photo.

Buddy when I read this I almost get a knife kill the fat people



47 Yo mamma so ugly when you play hide and seek you are the one who always hides

Ha this is really funny you always hide because you are afraid of what you will find along with your mamma.

48 Yo mama so ugly, she was born with an apology letter from God.

That was a little inappropriate

Laugh out loud T:


I give that
100000000000 that is funny make more mamma jokes

49 Yo mama is so ugly that not even the plastic surgeons that worked on Michael Jackson could fix her up.

Yo momma so fat when she sat on the scale the doctor said 'hey that's my phone number '

Your mama is so fat when she entered a monster truck it became a low rider

That is so funny... Gosh L.O. L still laughing

50 Yo momma so ugly when she went into a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on

That's what I would do pay the dam women

So funny laugh out loud

Hey this is Selena and I want to tell you that joke is so funny if you do not believe me then your idiots jk plus Niki Minaj stay out of the way of me and Justin got it and show this to YouTube I DON'T CARE but just tell her that for me YouTube got it

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