Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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21 Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I quit."

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born a space monster came to earth and said,"Is this my baby? "

Man that is a hilarious one it should be in the top ten

Yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap

Yo mama so ugly she looks like Justin bebier

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22 Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Laugh out loud My head exploded with LAUGHTER not

I thought I invented this one

Frank the Policeman: GET IN THE CEEE- *freezes into stone* - Neinwott

YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT EVEN FREDDY FROM FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY WAS SCARED

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23 Yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry we don't allow professionals

Laugh out loud that joke is so hilarious!

That was so funny that I am still laughing

Bro my friend already knew this but here is one I made up your moma is so ugly when she went to a beauty supply shop they said take it all you monster

You mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow she created skittles

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24 Yo momma so ugly, she became the new Slender Man

Ha

Ya haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha

25 Yo mama so ugly she jumpscared Freddy Fazbear
26 Yo mama is so ugly that she got arrested for mooning when she took that paper bag off her head

Lololololol this is so funny I used this on my enemy and she is now nice to me lmfao

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27 Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

I think that was because the boomerang thought she was so ugly, the boomerang got scared! Very funny! I'm writing this down on my YO MAMA SMACKDOWN list!

Yo mama so ugly at a track meet when the whistle blew they all started sprinting

Yo mama so ugly at a team meet when the whistle blew they all started sprinting

I got one yo mama is so ugly santa said ho ho holy crap

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28 Yo mama so fat she sat on a pig and made pork chops

Ha ha ha! Very funny

It was funny but this is not yo mama so fat but funny

I thought it was ugly jokes?

That's wronge

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29 Yo mama is so ugly her parents wanted a refund from the hospital

That is so funny man

30 Yo mama is so ugly, that she made an onion cry

That is so crap I've heard that loads of times

Cdfu this is hilarious 😂

31 Yo momma so ugly, zombie pigmen wanna date her.

Stupid minecraft we need some yo mama Call of Duty jokes

Yo Mama jokes aren't for Minecraft nerds

Bruh not trying 2 be side but get a life.

Minecraft!

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32 Yo mama so ugly went she went to church the priest said Satan has come

That is so funny imam use that one 10/10

Very fun devil mum has came

33 Yo mamma so ugly when I took a picture of her the printer refused to print it

Oh My God! So Funny,
I pee my pants when I read this
I give this a
10 out of 10!

The printer said this "no I would not print this it to ugly to look at or print" LMAOO

I give this a 10 YEAH

Yo momma so fat she uses the highway as a slippery slide

Awesome

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34 Yo mama so ugly, she ugly.

Wow I could have made up a better on try harder :) not trying to be rude

You are the lamest joke maker ever

This joke is so lame it should be in the top not

I legit laughed at this one because it's so lame - PeeledBanana

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35 Yo mama so ugly they had to move her to another planet V 3 Comments
36 Yo mama so ugly that when the sun came up the moon went in front of it
37 Yo mumma's so ugly the doctor advised leprosy

The doctor is advising her 2 have leprosy to improv her looks

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38 Your momma is so ugly when she went through a haunted house she came out with a job application

My favorite joke of the year so far. Beside from yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart the prices went down!

THAT CRACKED ME UP LIKE CRAZY

Funny like hell I like this one

This sucks

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39 Yo momma so ugly, public toilets wouldn't let her in. V 2 Comments
40 Yo mama is so ugly, that when she went camping, the other campers saw her and yelled BEAR!

That's more of a hairy kind of joke

Yo momma so ugly she's to ugly to even make momma jokes about her

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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
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3. Yo mama is so ugly when she when to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet
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3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
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