Best Yo Mama So Weak Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so weak an ant fell on her and she fell flat

Funny! I got 1 Yo mama so ugly that's the reason why sonic runs Fast!

It was so funny... I started to crackle.

So Booger is a real user after all.

2 Yo mama so weak she dare not wear a watch

This one's rather disgusting but...
Yo mama's so weak she dare not wear clothes.
Who invented yo mama jokes anyway?

So funny laugh out loud...

3 Yo mama so weak she called 911 to open the fridge

Why wold she call 911 to open a silly fridge!? zWell, 911 is only used for emergency.

4 Yo mama so weak she can't carry a cube of sugar

I think this is the best. I have one too YO MUMMA so Weak I threw a leaf on her, her tooth came out

5 Yo mama so weak I threw a paper ball at her and she died

I made one myself: yo mama so weak that when it's fal she can't walk under trees for safety.

Paper balls were much deadlier than the bullet according to the military.

I'm weak and I can survive a paper ball. L-A-M-E

6 Yo mama so weak her nails weighed her down, so she had to get them cut off
7 Yo mama so weak it takes her 2 and a half days to go two paces

Kind of boring but I have one yo mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain due

8 Yo mama so weak a drop of rain fell on her and she fell flat

Laugh out loud when I read this one, it was f
Funny that it made me laugh

9 Yo mama so weak she can't lift herself

Yeah that's funny do you like it.

10 Yo mama so weak she swallowed a Cheerio and got constipated

Yo mama so short, it took her 9 years just to get across a swimming pool.

The Contenders
11 Yo mama so weak she can't lift a grain of sugar
12 Yo mama so weak she dislocated her arm picking up a feather
13 Yo mama so weak she dislocated her arm by lifting a empty bottle
14 Yo mama so weak she can't lift her arm
15 Yo mama so weak she has to be carried everywhere

This is so funny it took me minutes to stop laughing.

This isn't good. Not even for a burn

16 Yo mama so weak old ladies help her across the street
17 Yo mama so weak she she dare not wear a cloth
18 Yo mama so weak she can't lift a piece of paper
19 Yo mama so weak she can't even breath

If she can't breath, she's gonna die and you won't exactly have a mama anymore.

20 Yo mama so weak that it made ants look strong

Ants are stronger than humans in terms of body size, so she made ants look like elephants or dung beetles (the two strongest animals on earth)!

This is so funny

21 Yo mama so weak dust flattened her

Now that's pretty funny

22 Yo mama so weak I told her to pick up my pen and it took three days
23 Yo mama so weak she could not pick up a bar

This is so stupid. Not even a joke.

These at stupid

24 Yo mama so weak she died of a gun wound from a water gun

This is just too funny.

25 Yo mama so weak she couldn't bench press a Kleenex

So funny I almost died

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