Top 10 Yo Momma So Old Jokes

The Top Ten

1 yo momma so old I told her to act her age and she died

That is so funny
my grampa laughed

This was hilarious I told my sister and she laughed and almost speed herself

I laughed so hard I think your mother next to me heard me, and that's saying something!

LOL,funniest joke ever still rolling on the floor laughing

2 Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on.

I checked history channel she was on it

I choked on my drink because that joke lol

I was watching History Channel, and she was on it.

She's everywhere in every history show in just one History Channel.

3 Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

I laughed so hard when I read that

Really funny the best one yet

This made me crack up hard. That is funny stuff. This should be number two. Number one is funny but this one is my favorite.

It is so funny do you want to hear one yo mama is so fat she when she died she broke the stairway to heaven

4 Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, Expired.

Did she even get a birth certificate

Nice that was so good I voted for u what's your name are you
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Fell off the chair! Hilarious! - Animefan12

I fell of the bed laughing laugh out loud xoxo

5 yo momma so old she rode dinosaurs to school

One funny joke is, " yo momma so old her breast milk turned to powder. "

I ALMOST pissed my pants (ALMOST)

Yo moma so old she babysat yoda!

Laugh out loud girl that was so funny your funny

6 yo momma so old she farts dust

Pissing myself right now! Laugh out loud

Laugh out loud that's disgusting and hilarious at the same time, my sister almost wet herself!

I was just like ch.
I never do that

So funny I told my nana she ran to the toilet that quick she got there on time

7 Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2

I low this so much I try to get my friends to do it

It's okay kind of but good job

That’s awful

8 Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago

This joke is not funny

That joke was so funny I forgot to laugh

I've got one mrs smith is so old she was there before the dinosaurs

I got one yo mama so old when she went to history class there was no history

9 Yo mama so old that she still thought White Castle burgers still cost a dime

I got one yo mama so old she has moses in her yearbook

Yo mama so old she thought burger king was a Price

It was funny joke

Laugh out loud that is funny

10 yo momma so old she was classmates with Jesus

Really not funny at all

That's wrong man. Really

I'm a Christian and it is still funny. This joke is not making fun of Jesus at all. Jesus is a great man and no one would be mean and talk about him. I'm a Mississippi boy and you're the one saying your a Christian. Down here in the south its all about Jesus, church, sweet tea, and shotguns son.

Stupid idiots! I'm CHRISTIAN! So NOT funny

The Contenders

11 Yo mama is so old that when she was in high school she didn't have history class

I love charcoal chickens and baby peeps

My mom is that old to

Ha ha so lucky I HATE history 😂

12 yo momma so old she remembers fifty cent when he was a penny

that is the funniest joke I've ever heard

That is so not FUNNY

That was so funny I'm still peeing myself

You only get it if your black

13 Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar

I hate all these dumb coments about jesus don't you like have a thing that everything that happens is gods will then maybe this joke is also gods will not that I'm Christian or something

Stupid joke stop joking about him

We did not offend Jesus.



14 Yo mama so old that she remembers when the gods had war

That is so funny

Wow great jokes when I herd them I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!

I don't think that's normal

Not funny it is mean

15 Yo mama is so old, she attend the wedding of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar
16 Yo mama so old that when Jesus was a baby, God hired her to babysit.

Quit getting offended it's a joke their supposed to be offending

That is not funny imagine Christian and that is the lamest joke I ever heard

I'd agree with the guy who's a Christian. because I'm one 2

I am a Christian too and this very offending

17 Yo mama is so old, when I asked her age she said I can't count that high

Ha ha it sounds like you.

18 yo momma so old she had sex with George Washington

Wrong but supper funny dude

But momma can't get laid

Damn that s a good one

That is a funny you mama joke I ever heard

19 Yo mama so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Homemade Song Contest is the best online contest ever!

So so so funny



20 yo momma so old she's young


It's funny because it doesn't make sense laugh out loud!

Even lame than #9 - Animefan12

You said he is stupid for spelling mistakes. You said bra for bro and stoopid for stupid. Dumb ass

21 Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in kindergarten

I'm glad no triggered children on in this (at the time I post this) - TeamRocket747

22 Yo mamas so old she left her purse on Noah's ark

F people that Said bad things about god.

Not funny, I'm a Christian

Its ok, god does not exist


23 Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1
24 your momma so old she ran away to freedom with Harriet Tubman

That should have been first big time!

Bull crap and racist

That is not resist

This is goog have goods

25 Yo mama so old that she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus

Yo mama is so smelly she went to the doctor they had to be in a gas mask

That it ledery the domest joke I ever heard

26 Yo mama so old, she remembers Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama so old, when she saw mummies at a museum, she saw some of her exes.

The first yo mama joke I've ever heard

Oh yeah I heard of that one before.

Laugh out loud number 1 by far

27 Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda
28 Yo mamma so old, her breast milk is powder.

That's from white Chicks

So funny last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

This one is so funny its off of white chicks.

Her breast milk turned into sour cream

29 yo momma so old she when god said let their be light she hit the switch

I've heard this before its one of my fav alltime jokes - PinkLemonade

I heard this on a “yo mama so stupid” joke

30 Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

That's so funny

I remember the last time I laughed at that joke. I was playing cards with God

31 Yo mama so old, she went into an antiques auction and three people tried to bid on her.

He he he oh my gosh! How.. Who.. Oh my gosh this is absolutely insane! How... Who?!.. Oh dear help us God!

Whoever made this yo mama joke... is a genius, and has my respect forever.

32 Yo mama so old, she owns the copyrights to Stonehenge
33 yo momma so old she's homies with Alexander the great

That = just wrong

Really good one

34 Yo mama so old, she was there before God created the Earth

Not only does it suck.
Its impossible its basically saying that she is God.

I bet she was lonle

This joke sucks! Its just mean.

35 Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in second grade

Laugh my but off most hilarious Jesus joke

Keep doing jesus jokes

Stop doing Jesus yo mama jokes. Its really offensive and inappropriate and it's making fun of our savior. Stop it now.

Seriously how is this making fun of Jesus? You're taking this a bit too seriously

Hey I'm Christian! This is not funny Jesus died for us to save us

36 Yo mamma so old she is the reason we know about history because she was there when it all started

Hilarious! Almost pissed my pants! - Animefan12

Haahahaa that's funny but I have something for you, yo mama so ugly she made one directio go I another direction!

37 Yo mama so old, she longs for the days when boys sent her poems by Morse code.
38 Yo mama so old, the key on Ben Frankin's kite was to her apartment.

This is funny. -looks around awkwardly- -gets up and walks away-

39 Yo mama so old that she dated Vince McMahon Sr.

Laugh out loud!.. That's mr mcmahons dad.. From wrestling

Oh wow This is so confusing I couldn't even pronounce the name mcmahons or whatever funniest joke ever laugh out loud ROFL ROLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING!

40 Yo mama so old, when she was our age, they didn't have a history class.

That's just sad dude I find it stupid but my teacher wet her pants O.O

YOMAMA so old,when she was having history class,they just wrote down what they were doing.

41 Yo mama so old, she's older than yo granny

Yo mama is so old she tells you about her having a meeting with Jesus

"That almost made me call my granny

Oo just got severd that is a good one

42 yo mama is so old and fat she is what Moses used to part the Red Sea

You can not have two jokes at once. by the way, y do you use God related racism?

It's not racism at all racism is for RACE and this is not RACE it is RELIGION

43 Yo mama so old, her high school year book is printed on a rock.

Yours right?

44 Yo mama so old, she has scars from fighting the gladiators.
45 Yo mamma's so old, when you slap her back dust comes out

To mama teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down


46 Your momma so old that they don't have a name for it
47 Yo mamas so poor she has to wear her McDonalds outfit to church

(It's not even funny...)

48 Yo mama so old your daddy is a dinosaur.

Okay one thing is on this list from no 20- end the jokes suck. Another thing is people are taking the Jesus jokes too seriously. I'm Catholic and I find those jokes hilarious. So stop being so sensitive

Not funny no affence.

You not funnyou dumb barstad

49 Yo mama so old, her first Christmas... was the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

I heard this so many times its. Still. Funny. 😅

50 Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the atmosphere


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