Top 10 Yo Momma So Old Jokes

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1 yo momma so old I told her to act her age and she died

That is so funny
my grampa laughed

I laughed so hard I think your mother next to me heard me, and that's saying something!

This was hilarious I told my sister and she laughed and almost speed herself

Man I almost piss my self but anyway if there is girls around my dick is big do you wont some

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2 Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

I laughed so hard when I read that

Really funny the best one yet

This made me crack up hard. That is funny stuff. This should be number two. Number one is funny but this one is my favorite.

LOL Really good

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3 Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on.

I checked history channel she was on it

I choked on my drink because that joke lol

I was watching History Channel, and she was on it.

She's everywhere in every history show in just one History Channel.

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4 yo momma so old she rode dinosaurs to school

One funny joke is, " yo momma so old her breast milk turned to powder. "

I ALMOST pissed my pants (ALMOST)

Yo moma so old she babysat yoda!

This sucks

V 7 Comments
5 yo momma so old she farts dust

Pissing myself right now! Laugh out loud

Laugh out loud that's disgusting and hilarious at the same time, my sister almost wet herself!

I was just like ch.
I never do that

It's funny I chat move! 😎 LOL

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6 Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, Expired.

Did she even get a birth certificate

Fell off the chair! Hilarious! - Animefan12

I fell of the bed laughing laugh out loud xoxo

Lol laughing for an hour man

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7 Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2

I low this so much I try to get my friends to do it

That is not funny

It's okay kind of but good job

8 Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago

This joke is not funny

That joke was so funny I forgot to laugh

I've got one mrs smith is so old she was there before the dinosaurs

That's so stupid it doesn't make any sense

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9 Yo mama so old that she still thought White Castle burgers still cost a dime

I got one yo mama so old she has moses in her yearbook

Yo mama so old she thought burger king was a Price

It was funny joke

Haha that was halirous

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10 yo momma so old she was classmates with Jesus

Really not funny at all

That's wrong man. Really

Stupid idiots! I'm CHRISTIAN! So NOT funny

You're not Christan.

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The Contenders

11 yo momma so old she remembers fifty cent when he was a penny

that is the funniest joke I've ever heard

That is so not FUNNY

That was so funny I'm still peeing myself

Boy that is so funny

V 11 Comments
12 Yo mama so old that she remembers when the gods had war

That is so funny

Wow great jokes when I herd them I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!

I don't think that's normal

stupid

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13 Yo mama so old that when Jesus was a baby, God hired her to babysit.

Quit getting offended it's a joke their supposed to be offending

That is not funny imagine Christian and that is the lamest joke I ever heard

I'd agree with the guy who's a Christian. because I'm one 2

The beat of

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14 Yo mama so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Homemade Song Contest is the best online contest ever!

So so so funny

That is not funny

awesome

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15 yo momma so old she had sex with George Washington

Wrong but supper funny dude

But momma can't get laid

Damn that s a good one

That's not even funny.

V 14 Comments
16 yo momma so old she's young

WHAT THE WAS THAT that's THE MOST STUPID JOKE ON HEAR

It's funny because it doesn't make sense laugh out loud!

Even lame than #9 - Animefan12

Train wreck

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17 Yo mama is so old that when she was in high school she didn't have history class

I love charcoal chickens and baby peeps

My mom is that old to

Ha ha so lucky I HATE history 😂

18 Yo mamas so old she left her purse on Noah's ark

F people that Said bad things about god.

Not funny, I'm a Christian

Its ok, god does not exist

God does not exist then who do think created everything and everyone
God is real and Jesus is real
😒😡😠😤😾

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19 your momma so old she ran away to freedom with Harriet Tubman

That should have been first big time!

Bull crap and racist

That is not resist

haha

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20 Yo mama so old that she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus

Yo mama is so smelly she went to the doctor they had to be in a gas mask

That it ledery the domest joke I ever heard

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