Top 10 Yo Momma So Old Jokes
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That is so funny
my grampa laughed
This was hilarious I told my sister and she laughed and almost speed herself
I laughed so hard I think your mother next to me heard me, and that's saying something!
LOL this is probably the best yo mama joke I've ever heard. thanks for making me laugh! - SolacressV 38 Comments
I checked history channel she was on it
I choked on my drink because that joke lol
I was watching History Channel, and she was on it.
yeV 9 Comments
I laughed so hard when I read that
Really funny the best one yet
This made me crack up hard. That is funny stuff. This should be number two. Number one is funny but this one is my favorite.
LOL Really goodV 24 Comments
Did she even get a birth certificate
Fell off the chair! Hilarious! - Animefan12
I fell of the bed laughing laugh out loud xoxo
Lol laughing for an hour manV 6 Comments
One funny joke is, " yo momma so old her breast milk turned to powder. "
I ALMOST pissed my pants (ALMOST)
Yo moma so old she babysat yoda!
This sucksV 7 Comments
Pissing myself right now! Laugh out loud
Laugh out loud that's disgusting and hilarious at the same time, my sister almost wet herself!
I was just like ch.
I never do that
It's funny I chat move! 😎 LOLV 21 Comments
I low this so much I try to get my friends to do it
That is not funny
It's okay kind of but good job
I got one yo mama so old she has moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so old she thought burger king was a Price
It was funny joke
Haha that was halirousV 3 Comments
This joke is not funny
That joke was so funny I forgot to laugh
I've got one mrs smith is so old she was there before the dinosaurs
That is so badV 15 Comments
Really not funny at all
That's wrong man. Really
Stupid idiots! I'm CHRISTIAN! So NOT funny
I'm a christian, but I'm not offended. and it's not funny. - Lucy1402V 52 Comments
I love charcoal chickens and baby peeps
My mom is that old to
Ha ha so lucky I HATE history 😂
that is the funniest joke I've ever heard
That is so not FUNNY
That was so funny I'm still peeing myself
Boy that is so funnyV 11 Comments
I hate all these dumb coments about jesus don't you like have a thing that everything that happens is gods will then maybe this joke is also gods will not that I'm Christian or something
Stupid joke stop joking about him
We did not offend Jesus.
CAN YOU STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT OUR SAVIOR?!
IT isn't OFFENDING JESUS FOR GOD'S SAKE WHY ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE
That is so funny
Wow great jokes when I herd them I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!
I don't think that's normal
Its funnyV 3 Comments
Quit getting offended it's a joke their supposed to be offending
That is not funny imagine Christian and that is the lamest joke I ever heard
I'd agree with the guy who's a Christian. because I'm one 2
The beat ofV 9 Comments
Ha ha it sounds like you.
Wrong but supper funny dude
But momma can't get laid
Damn that s a good one
That's not even funny.V 14 Comments
Homemade Song Contest is the best online contest ever!
So so so funny
That is not funny
awesomeV 2 Comments
WHAT THE WAS THAT that's THE MOST STUPID JOKE ON HEAR
It's funny because it doesn't make sense laugh out loud!
Even lame than #9 - Animefan12
Train wreckV 9 Comments
I'm glad no triggered children on in this (at the time I post this) - TeamRocket747
F people that Said bad things about god.
Not funny, I'm a Christian
Its ok, god does not exist
I know right, I'm christian and kind of Jewish and how is god not real. The one that said GOD IS FAKE your gonna pay for that later in life...
That should have been first big time!
Bull crap and racist
That is not resist
hahaV 4 Comments
Yo mama is so smelly she went to the doctor they had to be in a gas mask
That it ledery the domest joke I ever heard
The first yo mama joke I've ever heard
Oh yeah I heard of that one before.
Laugh out loud number 1 by far
Lol it is sooo funny!
That's from white Chicks
So funny last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
This one is so funny its off of white chicks.
This suck I do not like itg,cgggjhmjhvvvgtyjm cjfhgnmmmbhjjvV 3 Comments
That's so funny
I remember the last time I laughed at that joke. I was playing cards with God
I've heard this before its one of my fav alltime jokes - PinkLemonade
That = just wrong
Really good one
He he he oh my gosh! How.. Who.. Oh my gosh this is absolutely insane! How... Who?!.. Oh dear help us God!
Whoever made this yo mama joke... is a genius, and has my respect forever.
Not only does it suck.
Its impossible its basically saying that she is God.
I bet she was lonle
This joke sucks! Its just mean.
Laugh my but off most hilarious Jesus joke
Keep doing jesus jokes
Stop doing Jesus yo mama jokes. Its really offensive and inappropriate and it's making fun of our savior. Stop it now.
Seriously how is this making fun of Jesus? You're taking this a bit too seriously
Come on, its just a joke.Don't take it too seriously! A Christian boy here evn said he was not offended. We did not say bad about jesus in either of these jokes. Stop Spoiling it, for the last time.V 5 Comments
Hilarious! Almost pissed my pants! - Animefan12
Haahahaa that's funny but I have something for you, yo mama so ugly she made one directio go I another direction!
This is funny. -looks around awkwardly- -gets up and walks away-
Laugh out loud!.. That's mr mcmahons dad.. From wrestling
Oh wow This is so confusing I couldn't even pronounce the name mcmahons or whatever funniest joke ever laugh out loud ROFL ROLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING!
That's just sad dude I find it stupid but my teacher wet her pants O.O
YOMAMA so old,when she was having history class,they just wrote down what they were doing.
Yo mama is so old she tells you about her having a meeting with Jesus
"That almost made me call my granny
Oo just got severd that is a good one
You can not have two jokes at once. by the way, y do you use God related racism?
It's not racism at all racism is for RACE and this is not RACE it is RELIGION
To mama teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down
AMAZING I LOVE IT AND IT WAS THE BEST OF THE DAY
THIS IS A YO MAMA SO POOR JOKE NOT A YO MAMA SO OLD JOKE
(It's not even funny...)
Okay one thing is on this list from no 20- end the jokes suck. Another thing is people are taking the Jesus jokes too seriously. I'm Catholic and I find those jokes hilarious. So stop being so sensitive
Not funny no affence.
You not funnyou dumb barstad
I heard this so many times its. Still. Funny. 😅
ITS YO MAMA SO OLD YOU DOLTS - TeamRocket747
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Top Remixes (6)
2. Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar
3. Yo mama is so old that when she was in high school she didn't have history class
2. yo momma so old I told her to act her age and she died
3. Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on.
2. Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago
3. Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2
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