Top 10 Yo Momma So Old Jokes

The Top Ten

1 yo momma so old I told her to act her age and she died

That is so funny
my grampa laughed

This was hilarious I told my sister and she laughed and almost speed herself

I laughed so hard I think your mother next to me heard me, and that's saying something!

LOL this is probably the best yo mama joke I've ever heard. thanks for making me laugh! - Solacress

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2 Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on.

I checked history channel she was on it

I choked on my drink because that joke lol

I was watching History Channel, and she was on it.

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3 Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

I laughed so hard when I read that

Really funny the best one yet

This made me crack up hard. That is funny stuff. This should be number two. Number one is funny but this one is my favorite.

LOL Really good

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4 Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, Expired.

Did she even get a birth certificate

Fell off the chair! Hilarious! - Animefan12

I fell of the bed laughing laugh out loud xoxo

Lol laughing for an hour man

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5 yo momma so old she rode dinosaurs to school

One funny joke is, " yo momma so old her breast milk turned to powder. "

I ALMOST pissed my pants (ALMOST)

Yo moma so old she babysat yoda!

This sucks

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6 yo momma so old she farts dust

Pissing myself right now! Laugh out loud

Laugh out loud that's disgusting and hilarious at the same time, my sister almost wet herself!

I was just like ch.
I never do that

It's funny I chat move! 😎 LOL

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7 Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2

I low this so much I try to get my friends to do it

That is not funny

It's okay kind of but good job

That’s awful

8 Yo mama so old that she still thought White Castle burgers still cost a dime

I got one yo mama so old she has moses in her yearbook

Yo mama so old she thought burger king was a Price

It was funny joke

Haha that was halirous

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9 Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago

This joke is not funny

That joke was so funny I forgot to laugh

I've got one mrs smith is so old she was there before the dinosaurs

That is so bad

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10 yo momma so old she was classmates with Jesus

Really not funny at all

That's wrong man. Really

Stupid idiots! I'm CHRISTIAN! So NOT funny

I'm a christian, but I'm not offended. and it's not funny. - Lucy1402

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The Contenders

11 Yo mama is so old that when she was in high school she didn't have history class

I love charcoal chickens and baby peeps

My mom is that old to

Ha ha so lucky I HATE history πŸ˜‚

12 yo momma so old she remembers fifty cent when he was a penny

that is the funniest joke I've ever heard

That is so not FUNNY

That was so funny I'm still peeing myself

Boy that is so funny

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13 Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar

I hate all these dumb coments about jesus don't you like have a thing that everything that happens is gods will then maybe this joke is also gods will not that I'm Christian or something

Stupid joke stop joking about him

We did not offend Jesus.

CAN YOU STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT OUR SAVIOR?!

IT isn't OFFENDING JESUS FOR GOD'S SAKE WHY ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE

14 Yo mama so old that she remembers when the gods had war

That is so funny

Wow great jokes when I herd them I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!

I don't think that's normal

Its funny

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15 Yo mama so old that when Jesus was a baby, God hired her to babysit.

Quit getting offended it's a joke their supposed to be offending

That is not funny imagine Christian and that is the lamest joke I ever heard

I'd agree with the guy who's a Christian. because I'm one 2

The beat of

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16 Yo mama is so old, she attend the wedding of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar
17 Yo mama is so old, when I asked her age she said I can't count that high

Ha ha it sounds like you.

18 yo momma so old she had sex with George Washington

Wrong but supper funny dude

But momma can't get laid

Damn that s a good one

That's not even funny.

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19 Yo mama so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Homemade Song Contest is the best online contest ever!

So so so funny

That is not funny

awesome

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20 yo momma so old she's young

WHAT THE WAS THAT that's THE MOST STUPID JOKE ON HEAR

It's funny because it doesn't make sense laugh out loud!

Even lame than #9 - Animefan12

Train wreck

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21 Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in kindergarten

I'm glad no triggered children on in this (at the time I post this) - TeamRocket747

22 Yo mamas so old she left her purse on Noah's ark

F people that Said bad things about god.

Not funny, I'm a Christian

Its ok, god does not exist

I know right, I'm christian and kind of Jewish and how is god not real. The one that said GOD IS FAKE your gonna pay for that later in life...
just saying...

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23 your momma so old she ran away to freedom with Harriet Tubman

That should have been first big time!

Bull crap and racist

That is not resist

haha

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24 Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1
25 Yo mama so old that she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus

Yo mama is so smelly she went to the doctor they had to be in a gas mask

That it ledery the domest joke I ever heard

26 Yo mama so old, she remembers Burger King when he was a prince.

The first yo mama joke I've ever heard

Oh yeah I heard of that one before.

Laugh out loud number 1 by far

Lol it is sooo funny!

27 Yo mamma so old, her breast milk is powder.

That's from white Chicks

So funny last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

This one is so funny its off of white chicks.

This suck I do not like itg,cgggjhmjhvvvgtyjm cjfhgnmmmbhjjv

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28 Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda
29 Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

That's so funny

I remember the last time I laughed at that joke. I was playing cards with God

Shut up

30 yo momma so old she when god said let their be light she hit the switch

I've heard this before its one of my fav alltime jokes - PinkLemonade

Lol

31 Yo mama so old, she went into an antiques auction and three people tried to bid on her.

He he he oh my gosh! How.. Who.. Oh my gosh this is absolutely insane! How... Who?!.. Oh dear help us God!

Whoever made this yo mama joke... is a genius, and has my respect forever.

32 Yo mama so old, she owns the copyrights to Stonehenge
33 Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in second grade

Laugh my but off most hilarious Jesus joke

Keep doing jesus jokes

Stop doing Jesus yo mama jokes. Its really offensive and inappropriate and it's making fun of our savior. Stop it now.

Seriously how is this making fun of Jesus? You're taking this a bit too seriously

Come on, its just a joke.Don't take it too seriously! A Christian boy here evn said he was not offended. We did not say bad about jesus in either of these jokes. Stop Spoiling it, for the last time.

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34 Yo mamma so old she is the reason we know about history because she was there when it all started

Hilarious! Almost pissed my pants! - Animefan12

Haahahaa that's funny but I have something for you, yo mama so ugly she made one directio go I another direction!

35 yo momma so old she's homies with Alexander the great

That = just wrong

Really good one

36 Yo mama so old, she longs for the days when boys sent her poems by Morse code.
37 Yo mama so old, the key on Ben Frankin's kite was to her apartment.

This is funny. -looks around awkwardly- -gets up and walks away-

38 Yo mama so old that she dated Vince McMahon Sr.

Laugh out loud!.. That's mr mcmahons dad.. From wrestling

Oh wow This is so confusing I couldn't even pronounce the name mcmahons or whatever funniest joke ever laugh out loud ROFL ROLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING!

39 Yo mama so old, she was there before God created the Earth

Not only does it suck.
Its impossible its basically saying that she is God.

I bet she was lonle

This joke sucks! Its just mean.

40 Yo mama so old, when she was our age, they didn't have a history class.

That's just sad dude I find it stupid but my teacher wet her pants O.O

YOMAMA so old,when she was having history class,they just wrote down what they were doing.

41 Yo mama so old, she's older than yo granny

Yo mama is so old she tells you about her having a meeting with Jesus

"That almost made me call my granny

Oo just got severd that is a good one

42 yo mama is so old and fat she is what Moses used to part the Red Sea

You can not have two jokes at once. by the way, y do you use God related racism?

It's not racism at all racism is for RACE and this is not RACE it is RELIGION

43 Yo mama so old, she has scars from fighting the gladiators.
44 Yo mamma's so old, when you slap her back dust comes out

To mama teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down

AMAZING I LOVE IT AND IT WAS THE BEST OF THE DAY

45 Your momma so old that they don't have a name for it
46 Yo mamas so poor she has to wear her McDonalds outfit to church

THIS IS A YO MAMA SO POOR JOKE NOT A YO MAMA SO OLD JOKE
(It's not even funny...)

47 Yo mama so old, her high school year book is printed on a rock.
48 Yo mama so old, her first Christmas... was the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

I heard this so many times its. Still. Funny. πŸ˜…

49 Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the atmosphere

ITS YO MAMA SO OLD YOU DOLTS - TeamRocket747

50 Yo mama so old, one sip of a wine cooler gives her hallucinations.

Well I think these are so funny. But the funny part is my mom knows yo mama... Laugh out loud

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1. Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on.
2. Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar
3. Yo mama is so old that when she was in high school she didn't have history class
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