Top 10 Yo Momma So Old Jokes
I laughed so hard I think your mother next to me heard me, and that's saying something!
Man I almost piss my self but anyway if there is girls around my dick is big do you wont some
This was hilarious I told my sister and she laughed and almost speed herself
Love this joke! Still laughing at it now! Lol! My friend took a pic of it an saved it
They should add yo mama so old that when god there shall be light she was there to flip the swith
She's everywhere in every history show in just one History Channel.
I was watching History Channel, and she was on it.
I checked history channel she was on it
This made me crack up hard. That is funny stuff. This should be number two. Number one is funny but this one is my favorite.
I is so funny I started to cry because I was laughing so hard:-D
I laughed so hard when I read that
That's hilarious I laughed so hard when I saw that
Did she even get a birth certificate
It is so funny it is the most funny thing
Rubbish never want to hear it again
Fell off the chair! Hilarious!
Laugh out loud girl that was so funny your funny
I guess yo mama was in the same class as Fred Flinstone.
That is awesome. Sweet joke
I just pissed my pants
Laugh out loud that's disgusting and hilarious at the same time, my sister almost wet herself!
So funny I told my nana she ran to the toilet that quick she got there on time
Yo mammals so dump she stuck a car battery up her butt and said I got the power
Haha that dust must be on the floor. Come on seriously lady no people do not want you
I low this so much I try to get my friends to do it
It's okay kind of but good job
That's funny anyone could think of that!
Makes no sense but still funny! :-)
Seriously? I Don't Even Know How to Respond to This.
Laugh out loud that is funny
It was a really funny joke
It was funny joke
Haha that was halirous
I'm a Christian and it is still funny. This joke is not making fun of Jesus at all. Jesus is a great man and no one would be mean and talk about him. I'm a Mississippi boy and you're the one saying your a Christian. Down here in the south its all about Jesus, church, sweet tea, and shotguns son.
Will you Christians stop being so overly sensitive! Its just a joke, and we did not say 'Jesus is ...'. We just said that Jesus is very old. Do you realize how whiny you sound just because of a joke that 'offended Jesus'? STOP SPOILING OUR JOKES!
Just because you're a christian doesn't mean that all that stuff that apparently happened with jesus didn't happen like 2000 years ago dude. Quit being so sensitive
Besides - it's a joke
Calm down, fools. I'm Christian and this didn't offend me at all. You guys are overreacting.
That was so funny I'm still peeing myself
You only get it if your black
There are only like 4 really funnny old mama jokes.
Lol this is amazing
That's just sad dude I find it stupid but my teacher wet her pants O.O
My mom is that old to
YOMAMA so old,when she was having history class,they just wrote down what they were doing.
Ha ha so lucky I HATE history 😂
More like 5 billion dollars!
Wow great jokes when I herd them I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!
That is so funny
Where was the war?
This is the number one I was cracking up.
Almost the latest joke I've ever herd
That is a funny you mama joke I ever heard
Would George Washington wanna do that?
Wrong but supper funny dude
But momma can't get laid
Ha ha it sounds like you.
Your joke is sooo funny!
There are too much candles! Candles=140$ Cake=14$
So so so funny
This is completely not logical.
That is exactly y it hilarious
It's funny because it doesn't make sense laugh out loud!
Laugh out loud... Who EVER made dis joke need to go'n wit d'ey life mane... Like forellz.
THIS IS THE BEST ONE.
This is funny I hate all the comments saying they are Christians we don't care this is the internet
What? Noah would've put Yo'ld Mama on the 'Not in 2s' list because she so flippin' old 4 crying out loud
That should have been first big time!
LOL LMFAO I am dying. HAHAAHAHAA LOLOLOLOLOL o my god I can't breathe. Jesus save me from my laughter