Top Ten Yo Momma So Poor Jokes

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41 Yo mama so poor when the wind stopped blowing she said "were did my clothes go?"

Yo mamma so poor she had to cut her hair off because she couldn't afford air-conditioning.

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42 Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation
43 Yo mama so poor, the only time she gets a shower is when it rains.

Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus in the face

Good but I could do betta

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44 Yo mama so poor she uses Cheerios as earrings

That's not funny get some bedder ones

45 Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle in the air and calls it air-conditioning

The first time I heard this joke was on South Park, and I almost pissed myself laughing. Now my friends use this joke on me.T.T

46 Yo mama is so poor that it takes her five years to pay her taxes

Laugh out loud that is bad I almost peed my pants

47 Yo momma so poor she went to the homeless shelter and stole their rags

Lol that it is so funny I almost died

48 Yo mama so poor she can't afford to talk V 1 Comment
49 Yo mama so poor she makes bums look rich
50 Your momma's so poor she married Oscar the Grouch.

Your mama so pore she asked the grinch to mary her so she could steal what he stole from other people.

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51 Yo mama so poor, she watches T.V. with one eye to save energy.
52 Yo mama is so poor she's poor

Rubbish this is better yo moma so fat that when she went the aquerium someone said look that's the fattest puffer fish ever

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53 Yo mama so poor that burglars leave money when they break into her house

Ok just more creative

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54 Yo mama is so poor that when she heard about the "Last Supper," she thought she was running out of food stamps.
55 Yo momma so poor, when you asked her where the bathroom was, she said third tree on the right.

How about this yo mamas say fat when she went to Japan Godzilla said DAMN and ran away

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56 Yo mama so poor, she picked up a rock and said, I can't afford this. V 2 Comments
57 I should send yo momma to the scrap yard, cause she was flat-out broke
58 Yo mommas so poor that she can afford to "say" the word free
59 Yo mamma so poor that when someone said do you want this 1p coin she said what's a 1p coin

The best joke ever is to mama so poor she does drive by shootings in the bus

60 Yo mama is so poor that when the donation basket goes around at church, she goes broke
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1. Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
2. Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, Who turned off the lights?
3. Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.
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1. Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
2. Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.
3. Your mamas so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.
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1. Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, My kids locked me out.
2. Yo momma so poor, when I spat on floor she jumped and yelled "swimming pool"
3. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
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