Top Ten Yo Mama So Short Jokes

The Top Ten

1 Yo mama so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, Don't Spit! I Can't Swim!

HA this is the best one yet I said this to my mom and she laughed hard. Whoever made this is a genius

That is so funny! I laughed my ass off


I get it shes smaller than spit what genius came up with this

2 Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

That is so funny it cracks me up

That was like I laugh out loud and could not stop

Number one right here dog number one lol

Yo momma so short her whole body is on her drivers license photo

3 Yo mama so short when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor

I told this joke on my party and every one was laughing except the mothers

How is this one #10? Should be at least top 3.

It should have higher rank

This shouldn't be down here

4 Yo mama so short she can hang glide on a Dorito

Whee fell off my couch laughing

I have just fallen of the couch and smacked my head on the landline

That is SO funny. (laugh out loud)

Lol best yo mamma joke ever

5 Yo mama so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare

My favorite because it puts an epic picture in my head

That was funny as hell we laughed so hard two people fell out it does leave one hell of an epic picture in your head

The only on I actual laughed at

She is THE NEXT Michael Jordan

6 Yo mama so short when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle

That made me crack up good show jolly good show

I fell out of bed and laughed out a tooth

Good that was funny

It was so funny and who you are good at doing what

7 Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter

I just... I died.

This joke is so funny fell off the couch laughing

Man bro I farted cause of that

All these jokes are making me cry lol

8 Yo mama so short it takes 9 years just to get across a pool

Even I can swim faster than her

U my friend this is so funny

9 Yo mama so short she can't even get high

This is one I've used for a few months. I was hoping this one was on here. This one is funnier than a lot of these other "Top 10"

Its so! Funny.laugh out loud laugh out loud

Its actually your mamas so short that when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high

Yo mom is so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke

10 Yo mama so short ants are huge to her

Laugh out loud that so funny I was laugh in my sleep

The Contenders

11 Yo mama so short she does pull-ups on a staple

That is so laugh out loud

12 Yo mama so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet

I laughed so hard I'm dizzy

I almost broke my wrist getting off the toilet because my legs lost felling but I can fell them now

Laughed so loud my dog stared at me with the ( what the hell look)

I laughed so loud that the clock fell down

13 Yo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed
14 Yo mama so short she gets piggybacks from Verne Troyer

Hahaaha laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

15 Yo mama so short she can sit on a penny and swing her legs

I loved this joke made me and my little brother laugh we are actually rolling around on the ground

It was so funny it made me die

16 Yo mama so short she takes a shower in a rain drop

nice lol

17 Yo mama so short she got ran over by a Hot Wheel

This is the best one on here so far, lol!

18 Yo mama so short when she sat down her feet was dangling
19 Yo mama so short she plays soccer with atoms

I like the funny jokes

20 Yo mama so short her head smells like feet

So funny I love this one

This one by far was the funniest to me.
I laughed for a couple minutes actually on this one.

21 Yo mama so short they call her short stuff
22 Yo mama so short she has to use a condom as a sleeping bag

Lol best joke ever

23 Yo mama so short she hooks up with my Legos

That's hilarious

24 Yo mama so short she fell down and hit her feet
25 Yo mama so short she doesn't wear pants, she wears shorts
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