Top Ten Yo Momma So Short Jokes

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1 Yo momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, Don't Spit! I Can't Swim!

HA this is the best one yet I said this to my mom and she laughed hard. Whoever made this is a genius

That is so funny! I laughed my ass off

I SAID THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE SPIT AND TRIED TO SWIM

lol

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2 Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Who ever made this up needs some better jokes-sisi

That is so funny it cracks me up

That was like I laugh out loud and could not stop

Lol

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3 Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare

My favorite because it puts an epic picture in my head

That was funny as hell we laughed so hard two people fell out it does leave one hell of an epic picture in your head

That don't make sense because they take at the face

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4 Yo mama so short it takes 9 years just to get across a pool

It's the worst one by far

Lame your momma so short when she smoke weed she can't even get high

Worst one I've ever heard. terrible

Your momma is so fat when she puts money into her ear she thinks she is lising to 25 cents

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5 Yo mama's so short that she thinks the dinosaurs are mice

Now this makes no sense. Who ever created this joke are idiots

It doesn't make that much sense

That's the stupid mama jike in the world

That one is lame

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6 Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle

That made me crack up good show jolly good show

I fell out of bed and laughed out a tooth

Good that was funny

That's awesome. Is what no one would say ever

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7 Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter

I just... I died. - sameera62

I have a good one "yo momma so short for her birthday she got a ladder and a tricycle"

This joke is so funny fell off the couch laughing

Lol yo momma so tall she needs to crouch to be able to breathe!

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8 Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito

Whee fell off my couch laughing

I have just fallen of the couch and smacked my head on the landline

That is SO funny. (laugh out loud)

FUNNY

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9 Yo mama so short ants are huge to her

This is a lame joke. - Animefan12

That's stupid all of them are

Laugh out loud that so funny I was laugh in my sleep

Here's another one about ants,yo mammas so short,she dug a hole,and later she saw a bunch of ants making a home in it - Nateawesomeness

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10 Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor

I told this joke on my party and every one was laughing except the mothers

How is this one #10? Should be at least top 3.

It should have higher rank

So funny love dis one #lol

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The Contenders

11 Yo mama so short she can't even get high

This is one I've used for a few months. I was hoping this one was on here. This one is funnier than a lot of these other "Top 10"

Its so! Funny.laugh out loud laugh out loud

Its actually your mamas so short that when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high - cripwalk

Lol

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12 Yo mama's so short, she gets piggybacks from Verne Troyer V 1 Comment
13 Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple V 2 Comments
14 Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet

I almost broke my wrist getting off the toilet because my legs lost felling but I can fell them now

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15 Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed V 1 Comment
16 Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a penny and swing her legs

I loved this joke made me and my little brother laugh we are actually rolling around on the ground

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17 Yo mama so short she takes a shower in a rain drop V 2 Comments
18 Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high

Yo mom is so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke

This is the only one that's funny. - funnyuser

Yo mama so stupid when her doctor told her to burn some calories she set a fat person on fire
HÀAAAÀAAA!

19 Yo momma so short she plays soccer with atoms

I like the funny jokes

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20 Yo mama is so short her head smells like feet

This one by far was the funniest to me.
I laughed for a couple minutes actually on this one.

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