Top Ten Yo Mama So Short Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, Don't Spit! I Can't Swim!

HA this is the best one yet I said this to my mom and she laughed hard. Whoever made this is a genius

I had to change my pants when I heard this joke for the first time.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarter was the quarterback

I would talk to Michael Phelps so you can swim a spit

2 Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

This one is not funny at all. I have one of my own. Yo mama so short she was too short to get on the kid roller coasters Yo mama so short a puppy is taller than her

Yo momma so short her whole body is on her drivers license photo

Freeky excuse me I have to change my pants 5000 times and barf mucleman style what a funny diss YO MAMMA STYLE!

Oh ya yo mama so short she used a condom as a sleeping beg

3 Yo mama so short when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor

Laugh out loud but I got a mother better one than U...
Yo momma so short when she had to pee she peed on ha self

I told this joke on my party and every one was laughing except the mothers

How is this one #10? Should be at least top 3.

Laugh out loud so funny I can't stop laughing

4 Yo mama so short she can hang glide on a Dorito

I have just fallen of the couch and smacked my head on the landline

Whee fell off my couch laughing

Stellar I was the person to make it up

That is SO funny. (laugh out loud)

5 Yo mama so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare

My favorite because it puts an epic picture in my head

That don't make sense because they take at the face

The only on I actual laughed at

She is THE NEXT Michael Jordan

6 Yo mama so short when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle

That made me crack up good show jolly good show

It was so funny and who you are good at doing what

That's awesome. Is what no one would say ever

I fell out of bed and laughed out a tooth

7 Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter

Lol yo momma so tall she needs to crouch to be able to breathe!

This joke is so funny fell off the couch laughing

All these jokes are making me cry lol

Man bro I farted cause of that

8 Yo mama so short it takes 9 years just to get across a pool

Even I can swim faster than her

U my friend this is so funny

9 Yo mama so short she can't even get high

This is one I've used for a few months. I was hoping this one was on here. This one is funnier than a lot of these other "Top 10"

Its actually your mamas so short that when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high

Yo mom is so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke

I think this is by far the funniest

10 Yo mama so short ants are huge to her

Laugh out loud that so funny I was laugh in my sleep

The Contenders
11 Yo mama so short she does pull-ups on a staple

That is so laugh out loud

12 Yo mama so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet

I almost broke my wrist getting off the toilet because my legs lost felling but I can fell them now

Laughed so loud my dog stared at me with the ( what the hell look)

I laughed so loud that the clock fell down

I laughed so hard I'm dizzy

13 Yo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed
14 Yo mama so short she gets piggybacks from Verne Troyer

Hahaaha laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

15 Yo mama so short she can sit on a penny and swing her legs

I loved this joke made me and my little brother laugh we are actually rolling around on the ground

It was so funny it made me die

16 Yo mama so short she takes a shower in a rain drop
17 Yo mama so short she got ran over by a Hot Wheel

This is the best one on here so far, lol!

hilarious bruv

18 Yo mama so short when she sat down her feet was dangling
19 Yo mama so short she plays soccer with atoms

I like the funny jokes

20 Yo mama so short her head smells like feet

This one by far was the funniest to me.
I laughed for a couple minutes actually on this one.

So funny I love this one

21 Yo mama so short they call her short stuff
22 Yo mama so short she has to use a condom as a sleeping bag

Lol best joke ever

23 Yo mama so short she hooks up with my Legos

That's hilarious

24 Yo mama so short she fell down and hit her feet
25 Yo mama so short she doesn't wear pants, she wears shorts
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