Top Ten Yo Mama So Short Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, Don't Spit! I Can't Swim!

HA this is the best one yet I said this to my mom and she laughed hard. Whoever made this is a genius

I had to change my pants when I heard this joke for the first time.

That is so funny! I laughed my ass off

Good one, my sister laughed so hard.

2 Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

This one is not funny at all. I have one of my own. Yo mama so short she was too short to get on the kid roller coasters Yo mama so short a puppy is taller than her

Freeky excuse me I have to change my pants 5000 times and barf mucleman style what a funny diss YO MAMMA STYLE!

Nice joke. Classy one. I love this one.

3 Yo mama so short when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor

Laugh out loud but I got a mother better one than U...
Yo momma so short when she had to pee she peed on ha self

How is this one #10? Should be at least top 3.

How do you think up them all also
I laughed ass.

I told this joke on my party and every one was laughing except the mothers

4 Yo mama so short she can hang glide on a Dorito

That is SO funny. (laugh out loud)

I have just fallen of the couch and smacked my head on the landline

5 Yo mama so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare
6 Yo mama so short when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle

That's awesome. Is what no one would say ever

7 Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter
8 Yo mama so short it takes 9 years just to get across a pool
9 Yo mama so short she can't even get high

This is one I've used for a few months. I was hoping this one was on here. This one is funnier than a lot of these other "Top 10"

This is the only one that's funny.

Yo mom is so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke

10 Yo mama so short ants are huge to her
The Contenders
11 Yo mama so short she does pull-ups on a staple
12 Yo mama so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet

I almost broke my wrist getting off the toilet because my legs lost felling but I can fell them now

13 Yo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed
14 Yo mama so short she gets piggybacks from Verne Troyer
15 Yo mama so short she can sit on a penny and swing her legs

I loved this joke made me and my little brother laugh we are actually rolling around on the ground

16 Yo mama so short she takes a shower in a rain drop
17 Yo mama so short she got ran over by a Hot Wheel
18 Yo mama so short when she sat down her feet was dangling
19 Yo mama so short she plays soccer with atoms

I like the funny jokes

20 Yo mama so short her head smells like feet

This one by far was the funniest to me.
I laughed for a couple minutes actually on this one.

So funny I love this one

21 Yo mama so short they call her short stuff
22 Yo mama so short she has to use a condom as a sleeping bag
23 Yo mama so short she hooks up with my Legos
24 Yo mama so short she fell down and hit her feet
25 Yo mama so short she doesn't wear pants, she wears shorts
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