Top Ten Yo Momma So Short Jokes

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1 Yo momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, Don't Spit! I Can't Swim!

I would talk to Michael Phelps so you can swim a spit

HA this is the best one yet I said this to my mom and she laughed hard. Whoever made this is a genius

That is so funny! I laughed my ass off

I said I talk to her docter he said she mite not make it because her strese markes look like peises of bacon

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2 Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Who ever made this up needs some better jokes-sisi

That is so funny it cracks me up

That was like I laugh out loud and could not stop

Number one right here dog number one lol

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3 Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare

My favorite because it puts an epic picture in my head

That was funny as hell we laughed so hard two people fell out it does leave one hell of an epic picture in your head

The only on I actual laughed at

She is THE NEXT Michael Jordan

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4 Yo mama so short it takes 9 years just to get across a pool

It's the worst one by far

Lame your momma so short when she smoke weed she can't even get high

Worst one I've ever heard. terrible

I think you need to move out of the state for yo mama jokes that bad PUNK!

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5 Yo mama's so short that she thinks the dinosaurs are mice

Now this makes no sense. Who ever created this joke are idiots

It doesn't make that much sense

That's the stupid mama jike in the world

That was really stupid. If she is so short, why would she think huge animals are really skinny

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6 Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle

It was so funny and who you are good at doing what

That made me crack up good show jolly good show

I fell out of bed and laughed out a tooth

Good that was funny

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7 Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter

i'm dying!

I just... I died. - sameera62

I have a good one "yo momma so short for her birthday she got a ladder and a tricycle"

This joke is so funny fell off the couch laughing

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8 Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito

Whee fell off my couch laughing

I have just fallen of the couch and smacked my head on the landline

That is SO funny. (laugh out loud)

Lol best yo mamma joke ever

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9 Yo mama so short ants are huge to her

This is a lame joke. - Animefan12

That's stupid all of them are

Laugh out loud that so funny I was laugh in my sleep

Here's another one about ants,yo mammas so short,she dug a hole,and later she saw a bunch of ants making a home in it - Nateawesomeness

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10 Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor

I told this joke on my party and every one was laughing except the mothers

How is this one #10? Should be at least top 3.

It should have higher rank

This shouldn't be down here

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The Contenders

11 Yo mama so short she can't even get high

I get high on marijuana all the time with my bong and pipe but that one cracked me up BY LANDON CARTER YENGLIN

This is one I've used for a few months. I was hoping this one was on here. This one is funnier than a lot of these other "Top 10"

Its so! Funny.laugh out loud laugh out loud

Its actually your mamas so short that when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high - cripwalk

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12 Yo mama's so short, she gets piggybacks from Verne Troyer

Hahaaha laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

13 Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple

That is so laugh out loud

Wow all these are boring :/

14 Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet

I laughed so hard I'm dizzy - PinkLemonade

I almost broke my wrist getting off the toilet because my legs lost felling but I can fell them now

Laughed so loud my dog stared at me with the ( what the hell look)

I laughed so loud that the clock fell down

15 Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed

Iv got one yo mammas so short she uses puddles as a pool

16 Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a penny and swing her legs

I loved this joke made me and my little brother laugh we are actually rolling around on the ground

It was so funny it made me die

17 Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high

Yo mom is so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke

This is the only one that's funny. - funnyuser

Yo mama so stupid when her doctor told her to burn some calories she set a fat person on fire
HÀAAAÀAAA!

18 Yo mama so short she takes a shower in a rain drop

nice lol

Now come on that's more like a joke.
Yo momas so stupid when she gave Elsa a balloon she let it go

19 Yo momma is so short she got ran over by a Hot Wheel

This is the best one on here so far, lol!

20 Yo momma so short she plays soccer with atoms

I like the funny jokes

21 Yo mama is so short her head smells like feet

So funny I love this one

This one by far was the funniest to me.
I laughed for a couple minutes actually on this one.

22 You momma so short they call her short stuff

No please that's lame

This is one hell of ROFL moment... (don't you just love sarcasm)

23 Yo mamma is so short she has to use a condom as a sleeping bag

Lol best joke ever

24 Yo mama so short she hooks up with my legos

That's hilarious

25 Yo momma is so short she fell down and hit her feet
26 You momma is so short she doesn't wear pants, she wears shorts
27 Yo momma so short when people line up tallest to shortest she lines up in the back
28 Yo momma so short when she looks up she says wow I didn't know all that was up there in the sky like that

Ha ha ha, I'm laughing my ass off! - Animefan12

Lol😂

29 Your momma so short when she wanted to go swimming in the shallow end of the pool she drowned
30 Your mother is so short that when people look for short people they find her

That's not a joke it's a fact laugh out loud

31 Your mama so short she bent over and headbutted the floor.
32 Yo mommas so short that when she fought a mouse with one kick, she lost.
33 Yo mamma so short she uses rice as a sleeping bag
34 Yo mama is so short when she jumped off a piece of paper onto the table it's on, she died

By far the best

35 Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to open the door
36 Your mom is so short, when she smokes weed, she can't even get high
37 Yo mama so short, she had to climb up 60 metres to get to the shower

That's not even that funny

It must be 60 centimetres. Wonder why yo mama measured it as 60 metres! - Animefan12

Dude such a stupid joke if yo mama had to Climb 60 meters then you also have to climb 60 meters 😆 you are so stupid

38 Yo mama so short she was too small for a kid rollercoaster
39 Yo mama so short that a piece of grass is taller than her

Well to be honest with you the longest piece of grass is 3.76 metres.

40 Yo momma is so short that she sleeps in your bellybutton
41 Yo mammy so short she was counted as a kindergarten girl
42 Yo momma is so short she got frostbite by standing on an ice cube
43 Yo Mama so short she can't even be seen through a microscope

Yo mama so short she can't even clime motendew

44 Your momma is so short she sleeps in a cot
45 Your mama is short she broke her legs getting off the toilet
46 Your momma is so short she is the last person to know when it rains
47 Yo mama so short when she sat down her feet was dangling

Ya mama so short she can do backflips under the bed

48 Yo mama's so short she does pull ups on a staple
49 Yo mama is so short when she was standing in the street, people thought she was a traffic beacon and drove around
50 Yo mamma so short when she jumped off the bed she killed herself

Morbid joke

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