Top Ten Yo Mama So Short Jokes
HA this is the best one yet I said this to my mom and she laughed hard. Whoever made this is a genius
I had to change my pants when I heard this joke for the first time.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarter was the quarterback
I would talk to Michael Phelps so you can swim a spit
This one is not funny at all. I have one of my own. Yo mama so short she was too short to get on the kid roller coasters Yo mama so short a puppy is taller than her
Yo momma so short her whole body is on her drivers license photo
Freeky excuse me I have to change my pants 5000 times and barf mucleman style what a funny diss YO MAMMA STYLE!
Oh ya yo mama so short she used a condom as a sleeping beg
Laugh out loud but I got a mother better one than U...
Yo momma so short when she had to pee she peed on ha self
I told this joke on my party and every one was laughing except the mothers
How is this one #10? Should be at least top 3.
Laugh out loud so funny I can't stop laughing
I have just fallen of the couch and smacked my head on the landline
Whee fell off my couch laughing
Stellar I was the person to make it up
That is SO funny. (laugh out loud)
My favorite because it puts an epic picture in my head
That don't make sense because they take at the face
The only on I actual laughed at
She is THE NEXT Michael Jordan
That made me crack up good show jolly good show
It was so funny and who you are good at doing what
That's awesome. Is what no one would say ever
I fell out of bed and laughed out a tooth
Lol yo momma so tall she needs to crouch to be able to breathe!
This joke is so funny fell off the couch laughing
All these jokes are making me cry lol
Man bro I farted cause of that
Even I can swim faster than her
U my friend this is so funny
This is one I've used for a few months. I was hoping this one was on here. This one is funnier than a lot of these other "Top 10"
Its actually your mamas so short that when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high
Yo mom is so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke
I think this is by far the funniest
Laugh out loud that so funny I was laugh in my sleep
That is so laugh out loud
I almost broke my wrist getting off the toilet because my legs lost felling but I can fell them now
Laughed so loud my dog stared at me with the ( what the hell look)
I laughed so loud that the clock fell down
I laughed so hard I'm dizzy
Hahaaha laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
I loved this joke made me and my little brother laugh we are actually rolling around on the ground
It was so funny it made me die
This is the best one on here so far, lol!
I like the funny jokes
This one by far was the funniest to me.
I laughed for a couple minutes actually on this one.
So funny I love this one
Lol best joke ever