Best "You Might Be a Redneck" Jokes

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I'm sure many of you know of Mr. Jeff Foxworthy and his whole "You Might Be a Redneck" routine. This is a vast collection of the jokes he's come up with in the past. Which do you think is the best one?

That being said, you might be a redneck if...

The Top Ten

1 You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
2 You come home from the garbage dump with more than what you left with
3 You ever cut the grass and find a car
4 You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't
5 You think the stock market has a fence around it
6 You go fishing in your above-ground pool (and catch something)
7 Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-In theater
8 Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns
9 Your wife has ever said, "Come move the transmission so I can take a bath."
10 Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years

The Contenders

11 You think Nashville is Hollywood
12 You own a homemade fur coat
13 You burn your yard rather than mow it
14 You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen
15 The Salvation Army declines your mattress
16 You've ever raked leaves in the kitchen
17 You listen to Cotton Eye Joe
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1. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
2. You come home from the garbage dump with more than what you left with
3. You ever cut the grass and find a car
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1. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't
2. You think the stock market has a fence around it
3. You ever cut the grass and find a car
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