Top Ten Best: "You're About as Useless As..." Observations
Ever heard the saying: "You're about as useless as..." Well maybe you haven't, but I have on occasions. Some have been quite inventive! I've chosen some of my favourite ones. If you know of any more funnier and more creative ones, feel free to add them, or just vote for an existing item.The Top Ten
1 A one-legged person in an arse-kicking competition
2 T*ts on a nun
I don't think a list has ever made me laugh more than this one. Thank you for that!
3 A one-legged cat, trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake
Sounds like something Gordon Ramsay would say!
4 A condom dispenser in the Vatican
Haha very creative list Britgirl!
5 A fart in a wind tunnel
6 A knitted tea set
Who would even take the time to knit a tea set, I mean it's completely useless.
7 Aquaman on land
8 An ashtray on a motorbike
9 A football bat
10 A glass hammer
Love this list.
The Contenders
11 A concrete parachute
12 Wheels on a tomato
I think you know where this is from.
That's just tomato abuse.
13 An Inflatable dart board
14 A bald wig on Bruce Willis
Just thinking about it is so funny
15 The "G" in lasagna
Why is there a "G" in lasagna? It makes no sense!
What in the world is that?
16 Shippings
Romantic or regular?
17 A white crayon
Actually, a white crayon can be useful on black paper.
Let me fix this: a white crayon on white paper.
18 Sperm on a tissue
19 A blind person, wearing sunglasses in a dark room. At midnight
20 A jacket in a desert
21 A Magikarp Holding An Everstone
22 Dead Bugs
23 A car on concrete blocks
24 An empty crate of eggs
25 A pierced condom
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