Best Youtube Poop Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Dallas? That place is crawling with SalADS
2 Ewwwww.....
3 Imagine yourself having sex... This could be your child.

It's a Caillou one.. I kind of forgot it.

4 Do you have a smelly @$$?

Billy Maybe watches your mom in the shower

Then you need soap.

5 Quick! Look out, Michael Rosen Has escaped!

Michael Rosen exceeds the amount of 9/11 jokes acceptable in a Youtube video.

6 The workers may die, depending on the desired effect.
7 iCarly sucks!

Billy Maybe watches your mom in the shower

8 Barie's Sleepover is going to be the BAAAAHHHH

Laugh out loud! Cracked me up

Barbie gets a brain

9 Watch what happens when I hit this child with this 6,000 pound car? BRACE FOR IMPACT!

(It's a Billy Mays one... I think it's Watches your mom in the shower, but I'm not sure... OR tries to sell you more things you can't afford.

10 Let's see how Barbie's stinkifyed skunk smells like when it smells like signature perfume!
The Contenders
11 SPAGHETTI!
12 No, it's CockBlockula!

This quote from cs188’s “My Little Porno” is WAY better:

(Alfred Hitchcock theme plays)
Elmo: STOP!
Jack: OK Elmo, you **** blocker!

13 Sex jokes.

Cs188's uses of them is the best!

14 Today I'm going to be reacting to a triple x adult film and it's called "Michael's awesome titties" and I am so excited because Michael Rosen's so f***ing sexy!!!

From "Charmx's long-awaited a** reveal"

From cs188's "Charmx's long-awaited a** reveal"

15 So now, you really know the pope.
16 Or else you will die!
17 That's about 65 mph. That's like the speed of the sky.
18 "You must conquer Conker's Bad Fur Day." "Oh shoot! It's rated M! I'm just a boy! I can only play EC-rated games! I just press the A button, and flash!" WRONG! "I just won! Cool, huh?"
19 Shut. The F**k. Up. - Penn & Teller
20 In the Nazeege
21 FORTRESS!!! EXPLOSION!!!
22 He Stole My Computer, he Stole My Binkey, he Stole My Spaghetti
23 I'm Bob, I'm a Tomato, and I'm here to rob you.
24 Two plus two makes OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
25 The first thing I wanna do is MAMA KRABS!!!!
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