Top 10 YouTuber Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "How can one execute fully-formed ideas with utmost perfection, yet stay free enough to allow improvisatory nuance? This has immediate application in almost every area of life, but especially performance." - Joshua Roman

"Improvisatory? " Seriously? "Improvisatory? " How 'bout improvisational?

2 "When I started my Youtube channel in 2010, I never imagined that one day it would be the most subscribed channel in the world and that I would be part of such a great community." - PewDiePie
3 "And I...will always LOVE you! I can't believe you did this to me! Goddamnit, how could you DO this to me?!" - Jontron
4 "What'd I just see. Was that Arnold Schwarzenegger with a combover, sticking out his HR Gieger dick?" - Jontron
5 "One of these days I'm gonna s*** my f***!" - Crit1kal

This is a "top quote? " Small wonder the millennial mind is such a small wonder.

6 "This is my vegetarian BODDDYYY!!!" - Onision
7 "Cow-a-f******-piece-of-dog-s***" - Angry Video Game Nerd
8 "I think Youtube has destroyed the genre barrier. People can be into Justin Bieber and Eminem at the same time. It's a good thing." - Ed Sheeran

Absolutely. Now you can double your exposure to untalented cretins. "It's a good thing."

9 "Children and adults play with toy robots, while vacuum-cleaning robots are sucking up dirt in a growing number of homes and, as evidenced by YouTube videos, entertaining cats." - Peter Singer

Is this the same Peter Singer who thinks disabled children should be put to death, but bestiality is okay?

10 "I could spend several hours on Youtube every night. It's all there. I just don't have enough time." - Charlie Rose

The Contenders

11 "Screw you Billy" - Jacksepticeye
12 "They think I'm ridin' dirty, but it turns out I'm just regular dirty!" - PeanutButterGamer
13 "Spiderman, Spiderman, takes a dump in a coffee can! Climbs a wall, then he falls!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
14 "Hey, that's pretty good" - iDubbzTV
15 "I'm Gay!" - Idubbbztv
16 "I'm a brave boy...NOT BRAVE ENOUGH FOR THIS!" - JonTron
17 "Holy BATS***!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
18 "It's not called being gay, it's called being FABULOUS!" - PewDiePie
19 "THIS IS MY F****** BODDDYYY!!!" - Onision
20 "And half you motherf****** WISH you had a body like this!" - Onision
21 "Why you no play more games with lizard that shoot" - Vinny (Vinesauce)
22 "P****. DESTROYER." - Joel (Vinesauce)
23 "I THOUGHT IT WAS THE PIZZA, PASTA, I thought it was the mushroom!" - Vinny (Vinesauce)
24 "I wanna rub my hands all over it, I wanna...I wanna REALLY FEEL IT!" - AntDude
25 "HUZZAH, MOTHERF*****!" - BalrogTheMaster
26 "You know what kids LIKE? PIKACHU!" - JonTron
28 "F******...GENNNIUUUS!!!" - EgoRaptor
29 "I DON'T GET IT" - JonTron
30 "READY! DOESN'T! EVEN! F******! DESCRIBE IT!" - EgoRaptor
31 "I'M GONNA SHOVE THESE F****** GAMES UP YOUR A**!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
32 "The controls are like trying to get a horse to wipe its a** on an eagle!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
33 "A**! F*********!!!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
34 "Looks like Superman's stroking his super d***!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
35 "YOU'VE KILLED ME! GOOD! HAHA! F***-A-DOODLE-DOO!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
36 "One guy? No continues? Like seriously, give me a reason why there's no continues. WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?! WHY ARE THERE NO F****** CONTINUES?! WHY?! AAAAH! ARRRGH!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
37 "The three colors of the LJN S*** Rainbow" - Angry Video Game Nerd
38 "LJN: Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts" - Angry Video Game Nerd
39 "Ha ha ha, that's not funny, you sick f***!" - Nostalgia Critic
40 "AND I FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-F****** LOVE CHRISTMAS!" - Nostalgia Critic
41 "JELLY SIDE DOWN!" - Nostalgia Critic
42 "ECH!" - JonTron
43 "IT'S NO F****** USE!!!" - Game Grumps
45 "Its exuberant tonality harmoniously blends the dying squeals of electronic goats with the melodic rapture OF DIARRHEA BUBBLING FROM A COYOTE'S CRAP HOLE!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
47 "BOMBS AWAY, BUNNY B*TCH!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
48 "DONKEY B*TCH-A**!" - DashieGames
49 "F*** YOU, MOTHERF*****!" - Motherf***** Mike
50 "DURR, PLANT!" - IHateEverything
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