Top 10 Zim Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?

Sorry, I just wanted to know what it would be like, to smell like bacon - nintendofan126

I think smelling like bacons attracts dogs. (And me...)



2 Do not question me! I control your arms
3 Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!
4 Curse you snacks! Curse yooooooou!
5 Soon, I'll bring the Tallest here to witness my ingenious evil! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAAH! I said evil! AHAHAHAA!

It's his inflection that really makes it funny.

6 I have come to accept your feelings for me. I congratulate you for acknowledging my superiority in choosing me as your love-pig. FEEL HONORED!
7 My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
8 You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
9 Boh! My squeedily spooch

Lol! I saw this episode! - nintendofan126

I think this scene is from the episode Dark Harvest (AKA my favorite episode).-Vestalis

10 ISN'T IT?

Yes, yes it is. - nintendofan126

The Contenders

11 You're Lying!

Lol! It's the way he says it that makes it so funny!

Zim:Hey these aren't bad hats in them.
Gir:There's waffle in them
Zim:you're LYING!

12 Why must it be?!?
13 Your kind aren't advanced enough yet to make a hat for a Dib-sized head.

Ooo, burned.

14 Invader’s blood marches through my veins, like Giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!

I can't believe this one isn't on here already!

"DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS! " - PastelFlowers

15 Leave me alone! I just wanna go home and be all normal!

How is this not already on the list? Clearly, he is amazing at being normal. - Emberleap

*cue Dib obsessively chasing him all of a sudden* - PastelFlowers

16 I think I now know enough about human affection. I HATE IT! Especially the part with the beans.

Tell me about it.

17 You're making that all up!
18 No Gir. I Never Want You to Mention Biscuits Ever Again
19 Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
20 I AM ZIM!


I AM ZIM-Vestalis

21 You! Obey the fist!

I ALWAYS bust out laughing when I hear him say this!

23 You think I won’t be ready. But you’re wrong, presumptuous cab beast!

ROFL! I dunno why this one cracks me up!

24 Hello, friends! I am a perfectly normal, human worm baby.
25 Your magical love adventure begins NOW!

Hillary Clinton regarding her e-mails.

27 I'm human, yep! Human, human, human! Just look at my neck
28 Your resistance will be noted!
29 I shall now unleash stupidity upon your entire brain!
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