Top 10 Zim Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?

Vasquez even said it's his favorite quote. It's got enough merchandise to be slapped on and it likely still will. "Rise of the Zitboy."

Sorry, I just wanted to know what it would be like, to smell like bacon

I think smelling like bacons attracts dogs. (And me...)

2 Do not question me! I control your arms
3 Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!

"Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain." And the worker pays him no mind the whole time!

4 Curse you snacks! Curse yooooooou!
5 Soon, I'll bring the Tallest here to witness my ingenious evil! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAAH! I said evil! AHAHAHAA!

It's his inflection that really makes it funny.

6 I have come to accept your feelings for me. I congratulate you for acknowledging my superiority in choosing me as your love-pig. FEEL HONORED!
7 My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!

The very beginning of "Walk for Your Lives" rocks.

8 You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
9 Boh! My squeedily spooch

I think this scene is from the episode Dark Harvest (AKA my favorite episode).-Vestalis

Lol! I saw this episode!

"Dark Harvest." No wonder it's the page quote for TV Tropes' "Bizarre Alien Biology!"

10 ISN'T IT?

"Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars." I still love it!

The Contenders
11 Your kind aren't advanced enough yet to make a hat for a Dib-sized head.
12 You're Lying!

Various, with other variations of it. It's one of Zim's catchphrases!

Zim:Hey these aren't bad hats in them.
Gir:There's waffle in them
Zim:you're LYING!

Lol! It's the way he says it that makes it so funny!

13 Why must it be?!?
14 Invader’s blood marches through my veins, like Giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!

I can't believe this one isn't on here already!

15 Leave me alone! I just wanna go home and be all normal!

How is this not already on the list? Clearly, he is amazing at being normal.

*cue Dib obsessively chasing him all of a sudden*

16 I think I now know enough about human affection. I HATE IT! Especially the part with the beans.

Tell me about it.

17 You're making that all up!
18 No Gir. I Never Want You to Mention Biscuits Ever Again
19 Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
20 I AM ZIM!
21 You! Obey the fist!
22 No! You LIE! YOU LLLIIIIEEEE!!!

I ALWAYS bust out laughing when I hear him say this!

23 You think I won’t be ready. But you’re wrong, presumptuous cab beast!
24 Hello, friends! I am a perfectly normal, human worm baby.
25 Your magical love adventure begins NOW!
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