Top 10 Zombie Melee Weapons

These could be the difference between life and death in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
The Top Ten
1 Crowbar

A perfect weapon. It is multipurpose and can easily break into almost anything.

Ranged, powerful, and can be used to open or smash things.

2 Machete

The poor man's sword is not very long, but can be sharp and effective.

It is easy to find, it is light and it is the best weapon.

3 Katana

A Katana is made to wound the Enemy and causing the Enemy to die from Blood loss wich is the reason why I prefer a crowbar in the case of an zombie outbreak but another reason is ,that an Katanas blade is too thin wich means that it will most likely shatter into pieces if you will try to cut trough a bone with it.

Katanas are lightweight and can slash through huge groups of walkers with lightning speed unlike a stupid crowbar which is an ok weapon but nothing compared to the katana. There is no melee weapon that will ever be comparable to the great katana. When choosing a weapon to kill the undead, chose something lightweight not something heavy. You don't want that weight slowing you down. It can get you killed. Go with the katana, it is by far the best zombie killer out there

Sharp and ranged, but hard to find an authentic one and not useful as a tool.

Cut through almost anything even humans and zombie skulls.

4 Baseball Bat

Somewhat good as a bludgeoning weapon but it takes much space and weight...

Easy to find but takes a lot of force to make a kill with.

What the? This must be 1st

5 Swabbie

Sharp as a razor, but barely as much range as a machete.

6 Fireman's Axe

Better reach than a hatchet, but also heavier.

7 Pickaxe

Because its have a sharp point end to break a zombie skull head.

It depends on how big it is, the bigger means harder to swing.

8 Hatchet

Not very much reach, but sharp enough to go to the brain if it doesn't get stuck.

9 Indian War Club

Great weapon, but where are you going to get one?

10 Sledgehammer

Epic destruction, but heavy and hard to swing accurately.

Useful if in case the zombie is wearing a helmet.

The Contenders
11 Kukri Kukri

I'm amazed the kukri hasn't been mentioned. It's lightweight, but still has a lot of stopping power, it doesn't get stuck like an ax, plus it's a lot easier to disembowel the zombie, giving you a lot more options. As an added bonus the cheapest are only $50, so you can get one shipped to you easily before Armageddon.

It's like a machete and hatchet hybrid.

Pretty great weapon

12 Shiv
13 Frying Pan

It can be found everywhere, is highly durable, light enough to carry but heavy enough to kill a zombie, can vary in size, and can be used to cook! (Cooking or killing, not both. You don't want to work so hard for nothing folks! )

14 Shotguns
15 Broadsword
16 Sabre Sabre

Lightweight enough to use 2 of these boys at once.

17 Combat Knife

Better as a tool than a weapon, but can be used effectively in a pinch.

Good for stealth kills

18 Halligan Bar

Trusted by firemen since 1948.

19 Cleaver
20 Bowie Knife
21 Scythe
22 Mace Mace
23 Crossbow
24 Geological Hammer

Because katanas are stupid zombie killing weapons for three reason. 1) it is a highly specialized tool that requires substantial skill to use properly; 2) chances are very good you'll hurt yourself before you put down any zombies; and 3) You watch too much anime.

Now, a geological hammer? Light weight, easy to swing, nice long pointy tip used to crack rocks? It's the perfect zombie killer for today's survivalist on the go.

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