What Randomator Got Right and Wrong Week 2 2019 Edition

Week 2 is officially over. Who’s still perfect and who’s 0-2? Let’s see what the week offered us

Carolina Panthers vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
❌ (0-1)
I thought Carolina had a easy winnable game but instead Jamies Winston actually didn’t look half bad. Panthers you’re gonna be in trouble. How do you let the Buccaneers escape like that?

Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay Packers
❌ (0-2)
Packers May be back in business. The defense may actually be for real. Welcome to free agency boys. Minnesota is gonna have to step up if they want to win this division. Your move Vikings

Kansas City Chiefs @ Oakland Raiders
✅ (1-2)
This game was everything I expected. Raiders give their fans a mirage in the first quarter with a 10-0 lead. Then Patrick Mahomes shows up and destroys any hope that Oakland May have had. Easy W

San Francisco 49ers @ Cincinnati Bengals
✅ (2-2)
Bengals good job you remembered you were tanking. San Francisco scorched you guys as they jump to 2-0. Are the Niners for real? Only time will tell.

LA Chargers @ Detroit Lions
❌ (2-3)
Lions walk away with a shocker against a potential playoff team. This is a must win for Detroit and was this the annual tease game the Lions give their fans? LA you got some work to do. Otherwise they’re gonna lose the division to KC

Tennessee Titans vs Indianapolis Colts
✅ (3-3)
Titans were riding momentum after last week but Indy was able to beat them. Jacoby Brissett actually looked pretty good. Titans this is why I don’t trust you. You’re too inconsistent

New England Patriots @ Miami Dolphins
✅ (4-3)
Patriots picked up right where they left off last week with a blowout victory 43-0 over Miami. There’s no Miracle this year. Gronkowski would not miss a tackle. Dolphins this is what happens when you start Fitzception. Getting blown out 100-10 in two games. Even Cleveland could do better. Just go 0-16 and get the first overall pick. Do it.. Do it for the memes

Buffalo Bills @ New York Giants
✅ (5-3)
Yeah nothing to see here. G men are terrible. Buffalo got a W without having to lift a finger. All they had to do was have a pulse and they would have won

Pittsburgh Steelers vs Seattle Seahawks
✅ (6-3)
Steelers came in looking for revenge after that 33-3 dud at New England. Seattle looked vulnerable too. Only problem is Big Ben went down for the season. Seattle gets lucky here. Steelers 0-2 without Rothlisberger? Not looking good. Tomlin is gonna have to pull a miracle now

Dallas Cowboys @ Washington Redskins
✅ (7-3)
Dallas had no trouble carving up the Redskins. Dak Prescott once again balled out. Washington you’re gonna need to win some games if you want to stay competitive. Cowboys look like the class of the division at the moment

Arizona Cardinals @ Baltimore Ravens
✅ (8-3)
Kyler Murray has some skill. Nearly shredded the Ravens Defense and led them to a Win. Fortunately for Baltimore they were able to hold on for a win.

Houston Texans Vs Jacksonville Jaguars
✅ (9-3)
Jacksonville kept it close all game but in the end Houston walked away with a 1 point win. Jaguars tried to gamble with a two point conversion at the end to win but no dice for Jacksonville.

Chicago Bears vs Denver Broncos
✅ (10-3)
Da Bears offense sucks. Yes they did win but they didn’t play good at all. Chicago was able to just barely get away with a victory on a field goal attempt. Denver congratulations. You’re 0-2 and your offense also sucks. Have fun in Green Bay next week

New Orleans Saints @ LA Rams
✅ (11-3)
What was supposed to be a rematch after last years incident turned into a slaughter fest. Drew Brees injured his thumb and will be out for 6 weeks. That’s all you need to know. Was nice to see Teddy Bridgewater in action again but the Saints were no match

Philadelphia Eagles @ Atlanta Falcons
❌ (11-4)
A back and forth game between two teams who’ve met in the playoffs several times. Falcons were able to survive and not choke this game away. Philly ended up beating themselves as Atlanta gets a significant Victory
Cleveland Browns @ New York Jets
✅ (12-4)
Browns absolutely destroyed the Jets at MetLife stadium. This was due to the Jets Buttfumbling off the field. Sam Darnold was diagnosed with Mono. Trevor Simian was Also injured. Congratulations Cleveland you beat a third string Quarterback

This Week’s Record: 12-4
Overall Record: 24-7-1

Comments

My original predictions:
Panthers ❌
Packers ✅
Chiefs ✅
49ers ✅
Chargers ❌
Titans ❌
Patriots ✅
Bills ✅
Steelers ❌
Cowboys ✅
Ravens ✅
Texans ✅
Bears ✅
Saints ❌
Eagles ❌
Browns ✅
This Week’s Record: 10-6
Overall Record: 21-10-1 - PackFan2005

CAR ❌
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GB ✅
KC ✅
CIN ❌
DET ✅
TEN ❌
NYG ❌
PIT ❌
DAL ✅
BAL ✅
HOU ✅
DEN ❌
NO ❌
PHI ❌
CLE ✅
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7-9 just below.500 not a good week picking in comparison to the first week.
Overall: 16-15-1 - visitor