The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

The Top Ten

1 No soup for you! - The Soup Nazi

Not only the best Seinfeld qoute, from the best Seinfeld episode, but one of the ten best episodes of any show ever!. I also liked Giddy Up, The jerk store called, and Elaine's best Qoute was not The Dingo ate your baby but her trademark Get Out, followed by her chest push.

Very versatile line from a brilliant episode. You can use it in multiple situations.

Even if you don't watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.

I have quoted this on several occasions, definitely the best one.

2 Not that there's anything wrong with that! - Jerry

This quote shows how the show was ahead of it's time, everyone knows know that there's nothing wrong to be gay!

Over the top political correctness. Love it.

Love love that episode.

oh my god the funniest thing ever

3 Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza

Hard to believe that this quote, when said viciously, is a really a good way to relieve stress. But it does. And I use it more than I should. My post content quality indicator keeps going green and then grey. SERENITY NOW.

That's better...

Frank was such a great character as were all the parents. Too bad Elaine's dad never made more appearances. "Master of the house, doling out the charm... " Ha

Yeah. Serenity Now. Insanity later.
I loved when Kramer flipped out in the apartment...

Works great in public when angry.

4 Maybe the dingo ate your baby! - Elaine

This one came out of the blue on that episode. The tone of Elaine's voice matched the emotion perfectly. Excellent quote representative of the best of Seinfeld.

Loved it... Plus Daphne has an almost Identical call on Frasier!

I heard a variation of this from a Tasmanian last summer

The dingo's ate yo baby

5 The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George

One of the best episodes (the marine biologist) and perhaps the greatest closing scene and episode conclusion, from that line thru the tie-in with Kramers golf ball!

Cartoon version of this scene on YouTube is great.
And, these pretzels are really making me thirsty now.

I like to start all of my stories this way

I just imagined the old man... Funny!

6 Yada, yada, yada.

I love every Seinfeld line but Yada Yada Yada... This one is the best!

7 I don't wanna be a pirate! - Jerry

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Classic as it gets

Makes me laught every time

8 These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer

No matter who says this or when it is said I always use this. I still laugh every single time this line is played over Seinfeld re-runs it is just too funny. I use this line also kind of like Frank Costanza's stress relieve line of "serenity now". I just use "These pretzels are making me thirsty" when I get stressed out and it just melts away and gives me something to laugh at.

LOL! Best quote ever. The episode is funny of enough with George parking cars and this gives it some more comedy..

Every time I see anything by Woody Allen, I think of this line.

The best part is when George shouts it out the window.

9 It's not a lie if you believe it - George

Not just a quote - a complete philosophy.

Best line ever

My philosophy.

10 And you want to be my latex salesman - Jerry

I use this every time someone does something stupid or performs a clumsy act.

The Contenders

11 There was shrinkage! - George

This is where I learnt that men experience this!

You mean like laundry?

lmao! this was so damn funny!

12 Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza

I say this ALL THE TIME! But what about "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it! " by Kramer. Or from same episode, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside." Both referring to the fact that he is not wearing any underwear at all. Classic!

from the Serenity Now episode

13 Am I crazy? Or am I just so sane I blew your mind? - Kramer
14 I won a contest - George
15 Hello... Newman - Jerry

This is probably the most quotable quote from Seinfeld. You could directly use it towards someone who you do not get along with. You don't even have to use Newman's name you could just say hello whoever in a similar voice to how Jerry talks to Newman.

Yeah, there's one kid in my class, Eric, who I just started calling Newman. He didn't know what that was, until he saw an episode with this in it. Now it's:
"Hello, Newman. "
"Hello, Jerry. "

This is a revolution in my school. You can go to anyone, and then... Just go,
"Hello, Newman. " So funny.

Hows this not #1

16 You gotta see the baby! - Carol

You gotta see the baby

17 Look away, I'm hideous. - Kramer

Okay, this should be number 2 or so. I LOVE Kramer. He's awesome. So funny. This, or...
"No soup for you"
"But I don't wanna be a cowboy"
Are my favorites. But my favorite of all time, one I use every day,...
"Hello, Newman. "
Or just "Newman! "

Should be at least 2 or 3

They're black as well.

18 Sponge worthy - Elaine

Definitely a memorable one.

19 Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious! - Kramer
20 DIE DIE! - Elaine

I disliked this movie so this episode really cracked me up.

21 I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer

I would put this line up higher than #19. One of the best!

His face in this scene his hilarious

Best quote ever from Kramer - loved it

22 I'm back baby! - George
23 They're real and they're spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher)

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24 Giddyup! - Kramer
25 Can you spare a square? - Elaine
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