The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

1. No soup for you! - The Soup Nazi

   

   Not only the best Seinfeld quote from the best Seinfeld episode, but one of the ten best episodes of any show ever!

   I also liked Giddy Up, The jerk store called, and Elaine's best quote was not The dingo ate your baby but her trademark Get Out, followed by her chest push.

   Very versatile line from a brilliant episode. You can use it in multiple situations.

   Even if you don't watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.

2. Serenity now! - Frank Costanza

   Hard to believe that this quote, when said viciously, is really a good way to relieve stress. But it does, and I use it more than I should.

   My post content quality indicator keeps going green and then gray. SERENITY NOW. That's better.

   Frank was such a great character, as were all the parents. Too bad Elaine's dad never made more appearances.

   "Master of the house, doling out the charm..." Ha!

   Yeah, Serenity Now, insanity later. I loved it when Kramer flipped out in the apartment.

3. Not that there's anything wrong with that! - Jerry

   

   It's clever, it's funny, it was bold, and it will be around for a long time. With this line, they have accomplished making everyone comfortable so they can really focus on enjoying a good joke.

   This is something they didn't really achieve with jokes about race. Anyway, this line (and episode) is my favorite.

   This quote shows how the show was ahead of its time. Everyone knows now that there's nothing wrong with being gay!

   What would today's society think of that episode?

4. Maybe the dingo ate your baby! - Elaine

   This one came out of the blue in that episode. The tone of Elaine's voice matched the emotion perfectly.

   Excellent quote representative of the best of Seinfeld.

   Elaine's tone when saying it, mocking the person she was talking to, made it a memorable quote.

   Loved it. Plus, Daphne has an almost identical call on Frasier!

5. The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George

   One of the best episodes (The Marine Biologist) and perhaps the greatest closing scene and episode conclusion. From that line through the tie-in with Kramer's golf ball!

   The cartoon version of this scene on YouTube is great. And these pretzels are really making me thirsty now.

   I just imagined the old man. Funny!

6. Yada, yada, yada.

   I love every Seinfeld line, but yada, yada, yada. This one is the best!

7. I don't wanna be a pirate! - Jerry

8. These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer

   No matter who says this or when it is said, I always use it. I still laugh every single time this line is played during Seinfeld reruns. It is just too funny.

   I also use this line kind of like Frank Costanza's stress relief line, "Serenity now." I just use "These pretzels are making me thirsty" when I get stressed out, and it melts the stress away and gives me something to laugh at.

   Every time I see anything by Woody Allen, I think of this line.

   The best part is when George shouts it out the window.

9. Hate the Drake. - Jerry

10. Am I crazy? Or am I just so sane I blew your mind? - Kramer

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    I'm sorry, the card says "Moops" - George

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    George is getting upset! - George

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13. A George divided against itself cannot stand! - George

14. Hello... Newman - Jerry

    This is probably the most quotable quote from Seinfeld. You could directly use it toward someone with whom you do not get along. You don't even have to use Newman's name.

    You could just say, Hello, whoever, in a similar voice to how Jerry talks to Newman.

    Yeah, there's one kid in my class, Eric, who I just started calling Newman. He didn't know what that was until he saw an episode with this in it.

    Now it's:

    "Hello, Newman."

    "Hello, Jerry."

    This is a revolution in my school. You can go to anyone and just say, "Hello, Newman." So funny.

15. There was shrinkage! - George

    This is where I learned that men experience this!

    Hasn't everyone had this issue while swimming?

16. It's not a lie if you believe it. - George

    Not just a quote - a complete philosophy.

17. For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots. - George

18. Hoochie mama! - Frank Costanza

    I say this ALL THE TIME! But what about "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" by Kramer? Or from the same episode, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside."

    Both refer to the fact that he is not wearing any underwear at all. Classic!

19. And you want to be my latex salesman. - Jerry

    I use this every time someone does something stupid or performs a clumsy act.

20. I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it! - Kramer

    I would put this line higher than #19. It's one of the best!

21. They're real and they're spectacular. - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher)

22. But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry

23. You mean, the panties your mother laid out for you? - Jerry

24. I'm out. - Kramer

    After lasting about one screen minute during the "The Doorman" episode. Like any line, it was all in the timing and the body work, so to speak.

25. Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you. - George

26. It shrinks? I don't know how you guys go around with those things. - Elaine

    "You mean like laundry?"

    "It shrinks? Why does it shrink?"

    Best line ever.

27. You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect. - George