The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

The Top Ten

1 No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi

Even if you don't watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.

The soup nazi rules alllll! Best quote from the show. - fireinside96

Very versatile line from a brilliant episode. You can use it in multiple situations. - howie115

Just prefect for wifi name

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2 Not that there's anything wrong with that! - Jerry

oh my god the funniest thing ever - jad_fadel

Over the top political correctness. Love it.

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3 Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza

Hard to believe that this quote, when said viciously, is a really a good way to relieve stress. But it does. And I use it more than I should. My post content quality indicator keeps going green and then grey. SERENITY NOW.

That's better...

Frank was such a great character as were all the parents. Too bad Elaine's dad never made more appearances. "Master of the house, doling out the charm... " Ha

Works great in public when angry. - suhlevy

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4 Maybe the dingo's ate your baby! - Elaine

This one came out of the blue on that episode. The tone of Elaine's voice matched the emotion perfectly. Excellent quote representative of the best of Seinfeld.

Dingos DO EAT "baybees"! - beckihrh

Loved it... Plus Daphne has an almost Identical call on Frasier!

I crack up every time

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5 The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George

I just imagined the old man... Funny!

Cartoon version of this scene on YouTube is great.
And, these pretzels are really making me thirsty now.

Just sums up George

I like to start all of my stories this way

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6 Yada, Yada, Yada

I love every Seinfeld line but Yada Yada Yada... This one is the best!

7 I don't wanna be a pirate! - Jerry

Classic as it gets

Makes me laught every time

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8 These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer

No matter who says this or when it is said I always use this. I still laugh every single time this line is played over Seinfeld re-runs it is just too funny. I use this line also kind of like Frank Costanza's stress relieve line of "serenity now". I just use "These pretzels are making me thirsty" when I get stressed out and it just melts away and gives me something to laugh at.

but I thought it was funnier when george said it. - clerkatron

These pretzels are making' me THIRSTY!

The best part is when George shouts it out the window.

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9 It's not a lie if you believe it - George

Not just a quote - a complete philosophy.

Best line ever

My philosophy.

10 And you want to be my latex salesman - Jerry

I use this every time someone does something stupid or performs a clumsy act.

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11 There was shrinkage! - George

This is where I learnt that men experience this!

lmao! this was so damn funny! - Gail

You mean like laundry?

12 Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza

I say this ALL THE TIME! But what about "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it! " by Kramer. Or from same episode, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside." Both referring to the fact that he is not wearing any underwear at all. Classic!

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13 Am I crazy? Or am I just so sane I blew your mind? - Kramer
14 I won a contest - George
15 You gotta see the baby! - Carol

You gotta see the baby

16 Hello...Newman - Jerry

This is probably the most quotable quote from Seinfeld. You could directly use it towards someone who you do not get along with. You don't even have to use Newman's name you could just say hello whoever in a similar voice to how Jerry talks to Newman.

Yeah, there's one kid in my class, Eric, who I just started calling Newman. He didn't know what that was, until he saw an episode with this in it. Now it's:
"Hello, Newman. "
"Hello, Jerry. "

This is a revolution in my school. You can go to anyone, and then... Just go,
"Hello, Newman. " So funny.

Good but the best is "I know the Chunkie who left these Chunkies...NEWMAN!

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17 Look away, I'm hideous. - Kramer

Okay, this should be number 2 or so. I LOVE Kramer. He's awesome. So funny. This, or...
"No soup for you"
"But I don't wanna be a cowboy"
Are my favorites. But my favorite of all time, one I use every day,...
"Hello, Newman. "
Or just "Newman! "

Should be at least 2 or 3

They're black as well.

18 Sponge Worthy - Elaine

Definitely a memorable one.

19 DIE DIE! - Elaine shouting to movie screen showing The English Patient

I disliked this movie so this episode really cracked me up.

20 Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious! - Kramer
21 I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer

His face in this scene his hilarious

I would put this line up higher than #19. One of the best!

Best quote ever from Kramer - loved it

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22 I'm Back Baby! - George
23 Giddyup! - Kramer
24 They're real and they're spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher)

We are talking about most quotable here

25 You wanna piece of me?! - Frank Costanza
26 Look to the cookie! - Jerry

Seinfeld covers the topic of racism by using a cookie. Whats not to love about that?

27 Can you spare a square? - Elaine
28 She had man hands. - Jerry
29 He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't look away! - Art lover, looking at picture of Kramer

I use this in life, very funny

30 Sweet Fancy Moses - George

After seeing the Elaine dance, I would probably have to say the same thing

Sweet Fancy Moses

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31 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? - George
32 I'm out. - Kramer

After lasting about one screen minute during the "Domain" episode. Like any line it was all in the timing and the body work (so to speak).

33 Pig man! It's a pig man! Pig man! - Kramer

'not exact quote but still hilarious'

Kramer was gold in this scene! never have laughed harder in a seinfeld episode

34 But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry
35 It's MOOPS! - George
36 Ugh, I hate people. Yeah, they're the worst. - Elaine and Jerry

Conversation between Elaine and Jerry. - rsflores9

37 She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking. -Kramer

Now this is funny!

38 It shrinks? I don't know how you guys go around with those things. - Elaine

"You mean like laundry? "
"It shrinks? Why does it shrink? "

Best line ever

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39 Is anyone here a marine biologist? - Diane
40 You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect. - George
41 Stella!!! - Elaine

I liked how on the episodes the pony remark and the pen how Elaine yells Jerry's aunts name. I laugh so hard every time I hear this. It is like each time is funnier than the last.

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42 Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you - George

Classic I use it all the time

Its Jerk Store! Jerk Store!

43 Its Festivus! - George

Been saying this line for years. It's festivus for the rest of us

44 Now it's time for the Airing of the Grievances - Frank

I love Frank Costanza.

45 So long, suckers! - Jerry
46 I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!! - George
47 I'm a day person - Elaine

Hilarious scene! I love Elaine!

48 Yankee beans, Yankee beans, I like my Yankee beans. - Elaine
49 When you control the mail... you control.... information! - Newman
50 Newman... - Jerry
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