The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes
The Top Ten
Even if you don't watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.
The soup nazi rules alllll! Best quote from the show. - fireinside96
Very versatile line from a brilliant episode. You can use it in multiple situations. - howie115
Just prefect for wifi nameV 9 Comments
Over the top political correctness. Love it.
oh my god the funniest thing ever - jad_fadel
Love love that episode.
This quote shows how the show was ahead of it's time, everyone knows know that there's nothing wrong to be gay!
Hard to believe that this quote, when said viciously, is a really a good way to relieve stress. But it does. And I use it more than I should. My post content quality indicator keeps going green and then grey. SERENITY NOW.
Frank was such a great character as were all the parents. Too bad Elaine's dad never made more appearances. "Master of the house, doling out the charm... " Ha
Works great in public when angry. - suhlevy
"you're supposed to yell it? "
"the man on the tape wasnt specific... "
This one came out of the blue on that episode. The tone of Elaine's voice matched the emotion perfectly. Excellent quote representative of the best of Seinfeld.
Dingos DO EAT "baybees"! - beckihrh
Loved it... Plus Daphne has an almost Identical call on Frasier!
I crack up every timeV 5 Comments
I just imagined the old man... Funny!
Cartoon version of this scene on YouTube is great.
And, these pretzels are really making me thirsty now.
Just sums up George
Best. Episode. Ever - truckturnerV 3 Comments
I love every Seinfeld line but Yada Yada Yada... This one is the best!
Classic as it gets
Makes me laught every time
My grandparents had a Mini Schnauzer that lived a long time. I never saw her, but heard she saved my grandparents by sensing an earthquake before it happened (they were living in California at the time). Her name was Tasha.
Born: 1980. Died: 1993
No matter who says this or when it is said I always use this. I still laugh every single time this line is played over Seinfeld re-runs it is just too funny. I use this line also kind of like Frank Costanza's stress relieve line of "serenity now". I just use "These pretzels are making me thirsty" when I get stressed out and it just melts away and gives me something to laugh at.
but I thought it was funnier when george said it. - clerkatron
These pretzels are making' me THIRSTY!
The best part is when George shouts it out the window.V 1 Comment
Not just a quote - a complete philosophy.
Best line ever
I use this every time someone does something stupid or performs a clumsy act.
This is where I learnt that men experience this!
lmao! this was so damn funny! - Gail
You mean like laundry?
I say this ALL THE TIME! But what about "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it! " by Kramer. Or from same episode, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside." Both referring to the fact that he is not wearing any underwear at all. Classic!
from the Serenity Now episode - redseagrass
You gotta see the baby
This is probably the most quotable quote from Seinfeld. You could directly use it towards someone who you do not get along with. You don't even have to use Newman's name you could just say hello whoever in a similar voice to how Jerry talks to Newman.
Yeah, there's one kid in my class, Eric, who I just started calling Newman. He didn't know what that was, until he saw an episode with this in it. Now it's:
"Hello, Newman. "
"Hello, Jerry. "
This is a revolution in my school. You can go to anyone, and then... Just go,
"Hello, Newman. " So funny.
Good but the best is "I know the Chunkie who left these Chunkies...NEWMAN!V 2 Comments
Okay, this should be number 2 or so. I LOVE Kramer. He's awesome. So funny. This, or...
"No soup for you"
"But I don't wanna be a cowboy"
Are my favorites. But my favorite of all time, one I use every day,...
"Hello, Newman. "
Or just "Newman! "
Should be at least 2 or 3
They're black as well.
Definitely a memorable one.
I disliked this movie so this episode really cracked me up.
His face in this scene his hilarious
I would put this line up higher than #19. One of the best!
Best quote ever from Kramer - loved it
BEST QUOTE EVER
We are talking about most quotable here
Seinfeld covers the topic of racism by using a cookie. Whats not to love about that?
I use this in life, very funny
After seeing the Elaine dance, I would probably have to say the same thing
Sweet Fancy Moses
Anything with my name is gold
After lasting about one screen minute during the "Domain" episode. Like any line it was all in the timing and the body work (so to speak).
'not exact quote but still hilarious'
Kramer was gold in this scene! never have laughed harder in a seinfeld episode
Now this is funny!
Conversation between Elaine and Jerry. - rsflores9
"You mean like laundry? "
"It shrinks? Why does it shrink? "
Best line ever
This is the best Seinfeld line... EVER!
I liked how on the episodes the pony remark and the pen how Elaine yells Jerry's aunts name. I laugh so hard every time I hear this. It is like each time is funnier than the last.
Julia Deryfus's acting is just superb!
Classic I use it all the time
Its Jerk Store! Jerk Store!
Been saying this line for years. It's festivus for the rest of us
I love Frank Costanza.
Hilarious scene! I love Elaine!
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2. No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi
3. I don't wanna be a pirate! - Jerry
2. Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza
3. Maybe the dingo's ate your baby! - Elaine