Sarcasm Contest Entry: Nicki Minaj

RiverClanRocks Ah, Nicki Minaj. One of the best female music artists to date. Her lyrics are meaningful, inspirational, and amazing as she is. Here is an example of her poetic lyrics: "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" Now isn't that wonderful? That same lyric was taken from Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" and put into Nicki's fabulous hit song "Anaconda". She is an inspiration to many young women, telling them that they need to wear slutty clothes and have a big butt to be beautiful. Nicki's voice is simply stunning and does not at all sound like a dying cat. She is my role model, my inspiration, and the best music artist EVER! I <3 Nicki Minaj!

Comments

Sick flow, queen! - PositronWildhawk

That sound like something Nicki herself would say. Except more nonsensical, and with infinite use of the F-word. XP - RiverClanRocks

Nicki's laugh in Anaconda is so ugh. - bobbythebrony

If this wasn't sarcastic.. - visitor