7 Rings Parody
sadical I got bored, so I decided to make this because why not?“Please Like It”
I’m eating breakfast but my food’s expired
I just woke up and I’m already tired
I go on TheTopTens and make my new list
Turns out it already exists
Went through some comments and called it a bad list
Jake Paul fans replied “#savage”
I’d rather jump off a cliff than read that
Write my own lists like I write autographs (I don’t)
TV, stop watching, Fortnite, stop playing
Every list I want to make is taken
You like my comments
Gee thanks, why’d you thumbs down them?
You see it, you hate it, look away, please like it
You see it, please like it, or I’ll throw a chair at you
You see it, please like it, or I’ll throw a chair at you
You like my lists? They don’t exist
You see it, you hate it, so I’ll throw a chair at you
Wearing a ring but it scratched my phone screen
Now it broke and my parents are mad at me
I’ll have to tell my 3 followers no content
Not like they care, I bet they’re happy
Who ever said money can’t solve your problems
Must’ve been able to buy themselves a new phone
They say “you’re a bad kid” I say “no, it was an accident”
People only like my comments my accident
TV, stop watching, Fortnite, stop playing
Every list I want to make is taken
You like my comments
Gee thanks, why’d you thumbs down them?
You see it, you hate it, look away, please like it
You see it, please like it, or I’ll throw a chair at you
You see it, please like it, or I’ll throw a chair at you
You like my lists? They don’t exist
You see it, you hate it, so I’ll throw a chair at you
Yeah, my stats be looking like 4 years olds counting
My ideas are flowing like a dry fountain
There’s an intruder in my yard
Maybe I’ll make a list about him
I don’t mean to brag, but I have nothing to brag about
When you see my profile, it doesn’t make sense
Going shopping, I have no money for food
Give me that loot
I wasted it all at Gucci on one pair of shoes
Look at my posts, look at my lists
There’s nothing there to look at yet
If you hate it, then pretend it’s good
You see it, please like it, or I’ll throw a chair at you
You see it, please like it, or I’ll throw a chair at you
You like my lists? They don’t exist
You see it, you hate it, so I’ll throw a chair at you
~
This song makes no sense at all, but if you don’t like it, I’ll throw a chair at you! (Just kidding)
Comments
Wow, that’s nice. How long did it take you? One hour? 2? - Maxwel
Wait... really? Yeah, probably one hour. - sadical