What Randomator Got Right and Wrong Weeks 16-17 Edition
Week 16Houston vs Tampa
✅ (1-0)
Was a closer game than it should have been but Texans survive because Jamies Winston decides to give Houston Christmas presents and turnovers
Buffalo @ New England
✅ (2-0)
Bills had a Golden opportunity to dethrone the weakened evil empire but no Darth Brady would prevail and the Empire survives as division champions yet again. Shocker. Bills shame on you we were all rooting for you
LAR@ San Francisco
❌ (2-1)
I thought the Rams could do some damage to the Niners playoff hopes but no that wasn’t the case. San Francisco survives just barely and they still control their destiny for the top seed. Rams don’t worry you get another prize.. ELIMINATION! I thought you were supposed to rebound from last year. Super Bowl hangover much?
Kansas City @ Chicago
❌ (2-2)
Okay I’ll be honest this was back when I thought Chicago would be good in August but this was a domination. Kansas City owned Da Bears as Trubisky/ Mahomes comparisons filled the air. This will go down as a what if for the ages
Jacksonville @ Atlanta
❌ (2-3)
Neither team has anything to play for. Congratulations on a useless win Falcons
Cleveland vs Baltimore
✅ (3-3)
Remember when Cleveland beat these guys in like week 4? Yeah shocking I know but Baltimore made sure to get revenge and they did alright. Oh and by the way Cleveland go sit in the elimination room while you’re at it. What a disappointment
New Orleans @ Tennessee
✅ (4-3)
A really interesting game Titans you almost had a win but Saints pulled away late to survive
Carolina @ Indy
✅ (5-3)
An absolutely useless game and Indy just dominated. Better hope that was a fluke for Will Grier because yikes that wasn’t good
Miami vs Cincy
✅ (6-3)
ITS AN ULTIMATE TANK BOWL!! Miami was destroying their tank at first but the Bungles Bungled at the end to tie the game. Both teams were in a grudge match for the top pick. Instead of a Tie No we got Miami and the lolphins destroying their carefully built tank, CINCY CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON THE TANK BOWL!!! Enjoy your new Joe Burrow next year
NYJ vs Pittsburgh
❌ (6-4)
Steelers you need this win and you blew it. Congratulations you are finished at this point. How do you Buttfumble more than the Buttfumble? Neither Duck or Rudolph are good. You’re screwed
NYG @ Washington
❌ (6-5)
Apparently neither team knows how to play defense another game going to OT but the G Men survive
Detroit @ Denver
✅ (7-5)
Useless game for both teams Detroit your not trying to tank but congratulations you guys are good at it. Denver congratulations on an unnecessary win I guess
Oakland @ LAC
❌ (7-6)
Raiders won Chargers has nothing to play for and somehow the Oakland Raiders are STILL alive for the playoffs that’s insane honestly
Dallas @ Philly
✅ (8-6)
Dallas you have one job. Win and your in. You can end the madness here. All you had to do was win and you blew it! Everyone say it with me HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!
Eagles don’t celebrate too much you haven’t won anything yet.
Arizona @ Seattle
❌ (8-7)
Well this one was a shocker. Should have been an easy win for Seattle instead a surprising win for Arizona.
Green Bay @ Minnesota
❌ (8-8)
Packers couldn’t play a 60 minute game and the. Vikings couldn’t take advantage of missed opportunities. GB congratulations on your unconvincing win
This Week’s Record 8-8
Overall Record 146-94-1
Week 17
Green Bay @ Detroit ✅ (1-0)
I’m not convinced with GB and they just proved my point. They can’t dominate a team they should be owning and can’t play good enough to not almost lose to the same team. They were lucky to escape with a win. And they have a bye... pathetic
LAC @ Kansas City
✅ (2-0)
Nothing to see here just another win for KC. LA kept it interesting but the Bolts fell short and could that be the last we see of Rivers?
Buffalo vs NYJ
✅ (3-0)
Meaningless Game for both Jets win congratulations on a free win to buttfumble the tank
Cleveland vs Cincy
❌ (3-1)
Andy Dalton May be on his way out but he made sure it was a positive note as an already frustrated Browns team just ends 6-10 on a sour note. And Kitchens is gone. Good job what a wasted season
Chicago @ Minnesota
❌ (3-2)
Minnesota has nothing to play for so they rest up for the Playoffs. Chicago wins a useless game against the Vikings 2nd string. Congratulations Bears you got a free win
Miami @ New England
❌ (3-3)
New England you have a nice bye all you have to do is beat the Lolphins. So much for an easy win right? Fitzception actually outperformed Brady in this one. That’s how you know your in trouble. Miami you ruined the tank but all is forgiven. The Evil Empire has fallen for now
Atlanta @ Tampa Bay
✅ (4-3)
What a gong show between two teams that underperformed. Jamies Winston achieves something interesting 30 for 30. He has 30 touchdowns and 30 interceptions. What if I told you it was possible to be the best and worst quarterback ever? That is Jamies Winston. What’s the point of the yards when you turn it over? Fitting they end on a pick 6...
New Orleans @ Carolina
❌ (4-4)
This was a total annihilation as Carolina is in a big grey area at quarterback Grier and Allen are both awful now and Newton is a whole other grey area. The Saints just raided and pillaged everything of value from Carolina
Dallas vs Washington
✅ (5-4)
Well Dallas this is must win and you knew it. Dominated the pathetic Redskins and now you must wait to decide your fate... not like you had a hard task to do... remember if you win over Philadelphia last week you don’t have to worry about this
Oakland @ Denver
❌ (5-5)
Raiders are still alive for the playoffs and as insane as that is they had to have this one and layed yet another dud and giving the fans another middle finger. Denver you got a useless win. At least Drew Lock Isn’t bad
Arizona @ LAR
✅ (6-5)
Useless game Rams win enough said next
Philly @ NYG
✅ (7-5)
Philadelphia is full of injures and still took care of business. That’s impressive and you know what that means. YOU WON THE DIVISION!! And also that means... HoW bOuT tHeM cOwBoYs!!!!!
Indy @ Jacksonville
❌ (7-6)
This game means nothing so Indianapolis literally just rolled over and gave up Jacksonville got an unnecessary win congratulations
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore
❌ (7-7)
RG3 got a start and the Steelers can’t even beat the Ravens backups. Congratulations on elimination. Ravens this is just your average Tuesday nothing else to see here
Tennessee @ Houston
❌ (7-8)
Tennessee needed to win but not really because of everyone else collapsing. Houston was resting the starters anyway so congratulations on 9-7. Good luck in the playoffs..
San Francisco @ Seattle✅ (8-8)
Seattle kept this one a lot closer than it should have been they were dealing with an offense on injuried Reserve essentially. They brought beast mode back but it didn’t work. San Francisco survives by mere inches and maintains home field....
And that’s the regular season... now onto playoffs
This week’s record 8-8
Overall Record 154-102-1. 60%